How to stop Mysterious FireFox crashes 

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Sandie got her wings today.
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Do It Yourself Train Wreck

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All things are difficult before they are easy. --- Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734) There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. --- Franz Kafka (1883 - 1924)
Time to run this one again: JESUS AND SATAN ON THE COMPUTER Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past 2 hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?" God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves!" ---------------- The above is NOT a theological item, it's a pun intended to get you to hit CTRL S now and then.
My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one anyway. "I'll tell you what," he told her. "In the spirit of compromise, why don't you name the boat?" Being a good sport, she accepted. When her husband went to the dock for his maiden voyage, this is the name he saw painted on the side: "For Sale."
What is Metabolic Cooking? Basically it is simply adding certain ingredients, that will cause your body to utilize and use up fat as fuel instead of storing it. No, not buying all kinds of tricky stuff, just using one type of berry instead of another with your pancakes, one type of garnish instead of another with your hamburger, and so on. You get understanding and skills with this, not a pile of expensive bottles. Learn Metabolic Cooking!

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Ashley Stillwell, 24, Mankato, Minn. Jailed After Asking Two Men To Beat Her Husband With Baseball Bats Reported by The Weekly Vice Ashley Stillwell, a 24-year-old Minnesota woman, was jailed after she allegedly asked two men to beat her husband with a baseball bat, all while the victim's children watched. According to the Blue Earth County Sheriff's Office, Stillwell and her husband were arguing over bills when Stillwell left the residence and returned with two men who wore dark hooded sweatshirts. Each man was in possession of an aluminum baseball bat. When the husband, identified as Gary Stillwell, asked the men to leave, they refused and began beating him repeatedly with the bats. The victim told deputies that he was kicked in the face and struck four of five times with a bat during the assault. He also told deputies that he heard his wife tell the attackers "Not in front of my babies." The children told deputies that they witnessed their father being assaulted by the two men. After the assault, the husband found a car key on the floor which was given to the Sheriff's Office. Deputies tracked the key to a Jeep that had been parked a short distance away from the Stillwell's residence. After giving several different stories, Stillwell admitted to asking two men in a Jeep to come to her house and give her husband "an attitude adjustment." Stillwell was booked into jail and charged with second-degree assault with a dangerous weapon. The two assailants have not yet been identified, however, the cops have their jeep. Tech Support Pits From: Helen Re: Mysterious Firefox Crashes Dear Webby, I really appreciate your newsletter and respect your tech advice. I am having lots of trouble with Firefox lately, crashing almost every day. I have tried to contact them with no results. I have updated as suggested and am to the point of going back to Internet Explorer Do you have any suggestions? Thanks again Helen Dear Helen It is not FireFox, since nobody else experiences that. Maybe you have more add-ons going, than your computer has memory for. Try disabling all your add-ons, and then enable them one at a time, maybe one every two days. When you get the crashes again, then you know which add-on is causing that. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Cedar Shavings for Pantry Pests While it won't do anything about any little hitchhikers already in your food, bugs absolutely hate cedar, so sprinkling a few shavings or hanging up a little bag of it in your pantry may discourage anything investigating the place from hanging around. (Same goes for your closets and drawers.) By JayKay To repel pests you need the fragrant red "Aromatic Cedar", not the white or yellow cedar, that is used for cage floors. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, "Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make. The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me $10,000 to swing the case her way. In order to make this a fair trial, I am returning $5,000 to the defense."
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It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five year old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked what they were for. "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by" his father said. "Wouldn't you know it", the boy fumed, "The one Sunday I don't go, He shows up!"
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Today, Jan 16, in 
1501 Cesare Borgia returns in triumph to Rome from Romagna 
1718 Avalanche destroys every building in Leukerbad, 
   Switzerland; kills 53 
1746 Battle of Falkirk, Scotland-Prince Charles Edward Stuart 
   defeated by Scots 
1775 9 old women burnt as witches for causing bad harvests,
  Kalisk, Poland 
1821 México permits Moses Austin & 300 US families to settle
  in Texas
1874 Armed Democrats seize Texas government ending 
   Radical Reconstruction
1893 Queen Liliuokalani deposed, Kingdom of Hawaii 
   becomes a republic 
1912 English explorer Robert Falcon Scott & his expedition
  reach the South Pole, only to discover that Roald Amundsen
  had gotten there 1 month before 
1915 Russia occupies Bukovina & Western Ukraine 
1917 US pays Denmark $25 million for the Virgin Islands
1928 1st fully automatic photographic film developing machine
1929 Popeye makes 1st appearance, in comic strip "Thimble"
1950 11 men rob Brink's office in Boston of $1.2M cash & 
   $1.5M securities
1961 Eisenhower orders the assassination of Congo's Lumumba
1968 Soyuz 4 & 5 completed 1st docking of 2 manned spacecraft
1969 Beatles release Yellow Submarine album in UK 
1983 Nigeria expels 2 million illegal aliens, mostly 
1987 President Reagan signs secret order permitting covert
   sale of arms to Iran 
1989 Gunman opens fire in California schoolyard; 5 students
  slain, 30 wounded
1991 Iraq fires 8 SCUD missiles on Israel - 1st US pilot shot
   down (Jeffrey Zahn)
1994 6.6 Earthquake hits Los Angeles killing 60, $30B damage 
1995 7.2 earthquake destroys Kobe Japan (5,372 die) 
1998 President Clinton faces sexual harassment charges 
   from Paula Jones 
2013  smiled

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