Removing an address from Windows Live 

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Today is Friday, January 18.
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Don't wait. The time will never be just right. --- Napoleon Hill The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. --- Dorothy Parker
A theatergoer who gets to his seat only to find that he's far away from the stage. He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery play, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip." The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter. The usher looks at the quarter, frowns at him, then leans over and whispers, "The wife did it."
A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady, (mid eighties). The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"
What is Metabolic Cooking? Basically it is simply adding certain ingredients, that will cause your body to utilize and use up fat as fuel instead of storing it. No, not buying all kinds of tricky stuff, just using one type of berry instead of another with your pancakes, one type of garnish instead of another with your hamburger, and so on. You get understanding and skills with this, not a pile of expensive bottles. Learn Metabolic Cooking!

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Dale Wisniewski, 45, New Smyrna Beach, Florida Jailed Exposing Herself To Nine Minor Boys Playing Basketball Reported by The Weekly Vice Dale Wisniewski, a 45-year-old Florida woman, was jailed Friday after she allegedly pulled down her pants and exposed herself to a group of boys playing basketball. According to New Smyrna Beach police, officers were dispatched to the Babe James Community Center on Myrtle Avenue after witnesses reported that a woman was exposing herself in public. Investigators say Wisniewski approached a group of nine boys, ages 7 to 14, who were playing basketball outside the community center. That's when she allegedly pulled down her jeans and exposed herself to the boys. When officers arrested Wisniewski and took her to the police station, she allegedly became combative with officers. Wisniewski, who has been arrested at least 14 times in Volusia County alone, was booked into jail and charged with nine counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition and battery on a police officer. Her bond bail has been set at $24,000. Her face looks familiar. Didn't she get a Bonehead Award before? Tech Support Pits From: DJ Re: delete an address from windows live mail how do I delete an address from windows live mail D.J. Hi DJ Most likely you open your list of addresses, highlight the naughty one, and hit DELETE, or right-click it and select Delete. That is how all the other programs do it. I have never used Windows Live Mail. If that does not work, check the built in Help. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Removing a Broken Window Apply pieces of masking tape to the window in a crisscross pattern on both sides of the window. Then gently tap around the outer edge of the window with a hammer until the glass breaks out. The tape should help keep the window from shattering but be sure to wear protective gloves. By ThriftyFun If you do that, it will cost you twice as much. Normally you tape the window and remove it. Then you take it outside and put it onto a sheet of plastic or plastic tarp, which preferbly is on some plywood. Then you use a sharp putty-knife to losen the moulding strips, that hold the glass against the stationery ledge. When the strips are removed, you take the window and turn it upside down over a dumpster or garbage can. The taped window falls out clean. without leaving a lot of broken splinters between the ledge and the moulding strip. While still over the dumpster, scrape the ledge and moulding to remove putty or fine splinters. Then you are ready to insert a new double-glazing pack or take the frame to a glazier. It is quite simple and fast, as long as you don't use a hammer to double your cost. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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Consider what happened when a governor's most trusted assistant died in his sleep one night. The fellow had been the governor's closest friend, and the governor had depended on him for advice on every subject, from pending bills to wardrobe decisions. Almost immediately, ambitious office seekers begin besieging the governor with requests to fill the assistant's post. "They don't even have the decency to wait until the man is buried," the governor complains. Even at the funeral, one eager beaver makes his way to the governor's side. "Governor," the man says, "is there a chance that I could take Joe's place?" "Certainly," says the governor. "But you'd better hurry. I think the undertaker is almost finished."
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A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. "WOW," the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats. "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin.' An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "Then I call them by their last names."
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Today, Jan 18, in 
0336 St Mark begins his reign as Catholic Pope 
0350 General Maxentius drives out Western Roman 
   emperor Constans 
0532 Nika uprising at Constantinople fails, 30-40,000 die 
1486 King Henry VII of England marries Elizabeth
1520 Christian II of Denmark & Norway defeats the Swedes
1644 Perplexed Pilgrims in Boston reported America's 1st 
   UFO sighting
1671 Pirate Henry Morgan defeats Spanish defenders, 
   captures Panamá
1733 1st captive polar bear exhibited in America (Boston)
1777 San Jose CA founded
1778 Captain James Cook stumbles over Sandwich Islands 
  (Hawaiian Islands) 
1850 British blockade Piræus, Greece to enforce mercantile 
1911 1st shipboard landing of a plane (Tanforan Park 
   to USS Pennsylvania) 
1913 Turkish-Greek sea battle near Troy
1915 Train crashes at Colima-Guadalajara Mexico, 
   about 600 die 
1943 Jews in the Warsaw Ghetto begin resistance of Nazis 
1947 Small river steamer sank on Yangtze River, kills 400
1962 US begins spraying foliage in Vietnam to reveal 
   Viet Cong guerrillas 
1964 Plans for the World Trade Center announced 
1974 Israel & Egypt sign weapons accord 
1980 Gold reaches $1,000 an ounce
1981 Iran accepts US offer of $7.9 billion in frozen assets
1983 IOC restores Jim Thorpe's Olympic medals 70 years 
  after they were taken from him for being paid $25 in 
  semipro baseball 
1989 Astronomers discover pulsar in remnants of 
   Supernova 1987A (LMC) 
1990 Washington DC, Mayor Marion Barry arrested in 
   drug enforcement sting 
1991 Iraq launches SCUD missiles against Israel
1991 US acknowledges CIA and US Army paid Noriega $320,000
   over his career 
1996 Lisa Marie Presley filed for divorce from Michael
  Jackson in NY 
2013  smiled

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