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Today is Monday, January 21

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. --- Douglas Adams I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy. --- Richard Feynman
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after an entire semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist." Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute. Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"
>From Dean: This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my wife. I'll never forget that lucky game of cards.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Barry Scott Vick, 41, Barry Scott Vick Jailed After Cutting Relative with Razor Blade Reported by The Weekly Vice Barry Scott Vick, a 41-year-old Alabama man, was jailed Friday after he allegedly attacked a relative with a razor blade. According to the Shelby County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched to residence in Westover after receiving a report of domestic violence assault. When deputies arrived on the scene, they found two male relatives that had been involved in a physical altercation. One of the men had been cut across the chest with a razor blade. Both men were treated at the scene and then transported to a local hospital for evaluation. The victim, identified as Joshua Henderson, was treated and released. Vick was booked into jail and charged with first-degree domestic violence and is currently being held without bond. Tech Support Pits From: Kitty Re: Saving pictures Dear Webby i tried the print screen and nothing hapend. the ctrl and v did nothing. ...i guess i'm just not as smart as i thought. thanks anyway. have a good one. . kitty Dear Kitty Make the window, that has the picture that you want to take, active. Then hold down the ALT key, and hit PrintScreen. Don't worry, it won't print. That is just from the old days of dot matrix printers. Nowadays that key "prints" whatever is in the active window into the clipboard. Now you can "print" or paste from the clipboard into most programs. Not all, some Microsoft programs are not quite compatible there. However, if you have any graphics program open, you can put the cursor into a new picture, and then hold down CTRL and hit V. With some programs, CTRL V will open a new picture on it's own. CTRL L will squish the new picture into an outlined selection, and CTRL E will just overlay it into whatever picture is open. Usually CTRL V is best, then you can crop it, shrink it, do whatever you want. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them. A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing. "I'm blessing it," the priest replied. The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside the synagogue. He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the exhaust pipe.
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From Marina: Last summer, my husband, Steve, took me camping for the first time. At every opportunity, he passed along outdoor-survival lore. One day we got lost hiking in the deep woods. Steve tried the usual tactics to determine direction - moss on the trees (there was no moss), direction of the sun (it was an overcast day). Just as I was beginning to panic, he spotted a small cabin off in the distance. Steve pulled out his binoculars, studied the cabin, turned and led us right back to our camp. "That was terrific," I said. "How did you do it?" "Simple," he replied. "In this part of the country all TV satellite dishes point south."
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1189 Philip II, Henry II & Richard Lion-Hearted initiate 
  3rd Crusade
1677 1st medical publication in America (pamphlet on 
  smallpox), Boston
1789 1st American novel, WH Brown's "The Power of Sympathy"
1793 Prussia & Russia sign partition treaty (Poland divided)
1799 Edward Jenner's smallpox vaccination is introduced
1830 Portsmouth (Ohio) blacks forcibly deported
1853 Envelope-folding machine patented by Russell Hawes
1863 City of Dublin leases part of Cattle Market for 
   100,000 years
1880 1st US sewage disposal system separate from storm 
   drains, Memphis TN
1903 "Wizard of Oz" premieres in New York City NY
1903 Harry Houdini escapes police station in Amsterdam
1908 New York City NY regulation makes it illegal for a 
  woman to smoke in public
1910 British-Russian military intervention in Persia
1919 Sinn Fein proclaims parliament of Free Ireland
1922 1st slalom ski race run, Mürren, Switzerland
1927 1st national opera broadcast from a US opera house (Faust, Chicago)
1932 USSR & Finland stop non-attack treaty
1941 1st anti-Jewish measures in Bulgaria
1941 Australia & Britain attack Tobruk Libya
1942 Bronx magistrate rules all pinball machines illegal
1944 447 German bombers attack London
1944 649 British bombers attack Magdeburg
1949 1st inaugural parade televised (Harry Truman)
1954 1st gas turbine automobile exhibited (New York City NY)
1954 1st atomic submarine, USS Nautilus, launched on Thames River
1960 Little Joe 4 suborbital Mercury test reaches 16 km
1961 Portuguese rebels seize cruise ship Santa Maria
1968 US B-52 bombers with nuclear bomb crashes in Greenland
1973 Leslie Nielsen appears on M*A*S*H in "Ringbanger"
1976 Supersonic Concorde, 1st commercial flight
1977 President Jimmy Carter pardons almost all Vietnam War draft evaders
1977 Italy legalizes abortion
1979 Neptune becomes outermost planet (Pluto moves closer)
1986 100 participate in Nude Olympics race in 38ºF (3ºC), Indiana
1988 US accept immigration of 30,000 US-Vietnamese children
1994 Lorena Bobbitt found temporarily insane for chopping off spouse's penis
1998 Pope John Paul II visits Cuba 
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