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Today is Thursday, January 24

The U.S. military will end its policy of excluding women 
from combat, US officials said. 

"Combat" does not necessarily mean infantry or any face 
to face combat, but includes piloting armed drones via
the Internet, being in combat helicopters, tanks and
other armored vehicles.

This is a great victory for the women, who have fought for
even this step for many years.

It reminds me of a joke, that has been around since they
started fighting for combat roles.
Some general supposedly said: "Motivating women is no problem
at all. I just tell them that those Taliban had said that 
their uniforms make their butts look fat. Then we step back
and watch the fur fly!"

Have FUN!
DearWebby


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From Carol Dear Webby, Just want to thank you again for the Humor Letter. I guess I am prompted to say it today because I particularly liked this photo and the quotes. It would be hard for me to pick out my favorite component of the Letter on the whole, though! Good job, hope your eyes become less troublesome. Carol T
An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Willie Brown, 58, Lealman, Pinellas County, Florida Jailed After Stabbing Roommate Ten Times During Argument Over Radio Station Reported by The Weekly Vice Willie Brown, a 58-year-old Lealman man was jailed Wednesday after he repeatedly stabbed his roommate during an argument over a radio station. According to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, Brown and his roommate, 72-year-old Abraham Shedrack, got into a heated argument after disagreeing about what radio station to listen to. Investigators say the argument, fueled by alcohol, quickly turned violent when Brown stabbed his roommate outside their mobile home at least 10 times during the confrontation. The victim was rushed to a local hospital and is expected to survive the attack. Brown was booked into jail and charged with attempted murder. Tech Support Pits From: Irene Re: PayPal alert Dear Webby I got a few alerts, supposedly from PayPal, but they ask me to click on a link. I remember you telling us to NEVER NEVER NEVER click on any link on ANY mail that looks like it is from PayPal. What's the story with this one. Irene Dear Irene I got those mails too. MailWasher nailed them with the Cyrillic filter, AND the hidden recipient filter, AND the "X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express" filter, AND some other ones. I had to laugh. It's quite OK if some grannie uses Outlook Express, but PayPal most definitely does not use Outlook Express. Ever. It is amazing what some people will do to amuse me! Have FUN! DearWebby
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>From Jan One of our clients brought in his massive Doberman pinscher to be spayed. As a veterinary assistant, I escort the patient into the doctor's office. Before taking this dog's leash, I glimpsed those large teeth of hers and asked the owner, "Is she friendly?" "Friendly?" said the man. "Friendly? She's had five litters! How much 'friendlier' than that can she get?"
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Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," said to his Uncle Rodney, the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best Christmas present I ever got." "That's great," said his Uncle Rodney. "Do you know how to play it?" "Oh, I don't play it," said. "My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week to not play it at night."
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Today, Jan 24, in 
1076 Synod of Worms German King Henry IV fires Pope Gregory VII
1328 King Edward III of England marries Philippa of Henegouwen
1656 1st Jewish doctor in US, Jacob Lumbrozo, arrives in Maryland
1679 King Charles II fires English parliament
1722 Czar Peter the Great begins civil system
1847 1,500 New Mexican Indians & Mexicans killed by US Colonel Price
1892 Battle at Mengo, Uganda French missionaries attack British missionaries
1899 Rubber heel patented by Humphrey O'Sullivan
1901 Emily Hobhouse views Lord Kitchener's concentration camp 
   at Bloemfontein
1924 Mussolini disallows non-fascists work union
1924 Russian city of St Petersburg renamed Leningrad
1925 Moving picture of a solar eclipse taken from 
   dirigible above the smog of Long Island
1935 1st canned beer, "Krueger Cream Ale"
1939 30,000 killed by earthquake in Concepcion Chile
1941 British troops march into Abyssinia
1943 Hitler orders nazi troops at Stalingrad to fight to death
1945 Scottish 52nd Lowland division occupies Heinsberg
1958 After warming to 100,000,000, 2 light atoms are bashed 
  together to create a heavier atom, resulting in 1st 
  man-made nuclear fusion
1960 Algeria uprises against French President De Gaulle
1962 28 refugees escape from East to West Germany
1962 Brian Epstein signs management contract with the Beatles
1976 George Foreman KOs Ron Lyle in 5th round of a 
  real slugfest
1984 Apple Computer Inc unveils its Macintosh personal computer
1993 US male Figure Skating championship won by Scott Davis 
2013  smiled


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