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Today is Sunday, January 27.

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Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric. --- Pam Brown "A new study says that obese people can lose weight if they walk 12 miles per week. As a result Applebee's is intro- ducing a new 12 mile long buffet." ---Conan O'Brien
Judge: "You say you're petitioning for a legal name change?" Leon: "Yes, your honor." Judge: (looking at petition) "I can see why, your nane is Mr... Leon Shitferbrains, is it?" Leon: "Yes, your honor." Judge: "And what do you want to change your name to, Mr. Shitferbrains?" Leon: " Melvin, your honor."
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS: Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards. The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think. Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers. The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation. The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours. To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame. Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about. The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects. Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire. A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold. A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle. When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier. For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth. To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose. For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
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Thanks to Jim for this picture: Click on the picture for the large version Possible caption: "What bird-proof cap?" In our backyard Friday, AM (Central FL, east coast) I enjoy your humor letter immensely. Keep up the good work! Jim
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Jennalin Garcia-Calle, 28, in Plainfield, NJ NJ Teacher Arrested In Florida For Sex With Underage Student Reported by Subscriber Sailor A New Jersey school teacher was arrested in Florida this week for allegedly having sex with her 16-year-old male student in NJ. 28-year-old Jennalin Garcia-Calle, who teaches algebra at Plainfield High School in NJ, is accused of starting a sexual relationship with her student in December, and prosecutors say at least three encounters occurred in her classroom. The student reportedly told a family member about the relationship, and they alerted the authorities. Friends say the student bragged to them about the relationship as well. Prosecutors say Garcia-Calle knew she was being investigated, and flew to Florida earlier this week. U.S. Marshalls caught up with her on Thursday and arrested her. She is expected to return to New Jersey this week, where she may be charged with second-degree sexual assault and fourth-degree child abuse. "She made calls to him to destroy certain evidence. And we knew that she knew” authorities were looking for her, Romankow told the Star Ledger. The school board has placed her on administrative suspension. Florida is obviously not far enough away to get away with it. Cuba or Panama were close, but a bit further than she went. Tech Support Pits From: Jessie Re: Tape to CD Dear Webby I get a lot of good tips from you. Thank you. Can you tell me if there is a way to record from a Cassette to a CD? I have an Iomega Super DVD/CD burner that I can record from my camcorder to, but haven't figured out the cassette. Thanks for any help. Jessie Dear Jessie Yes, sure there is a way. Connect a cable with male 1/8" headphone plugs on each end from the headphone socket on your tape player to the AUX-IN or the microphone socket on your computer, then record it with any sound recording software. The AUX-IN socket is the one that has neither a headphone nor a microphone symbol, but something weird and incomprehensible. Most sound cards come with some basic sound recording software, and you can find lots more with google. Windows Sound Recorder works quite fine too. Recording quality is the same. The difference between different recording software is usually in how easy or complicated it is to splice and edit. Almost all of them are either free or have a free trial period. Just try a bunch of them and find the one that suits you the best. Some of the not-free programs even have fancy scratch and static filters. Save the music in MP3 format, so that you can play it in Audio CD and MP3 players. Have FUN! DearWebby
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While waiting in line at a busy airport check-in counter, I noticed a set of rambunctious little boys in front of me. As the line inched along, their mother tried in vain to get them to calm down. Finally she reached the counter, where the ticket agent asked her, "Have any of the items you plan to take with you on this flight been out of your immediate control since your arrival at the airport?" The young mother replied honestly, "The luggage, no; the brats, yes."
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Bible Brain Twister By John Kezer I once made a remark about the hidden books of the Bible. It was a lulu, kept people looking so hard for facts, and for others it was a revelation. Some were in a jam, especially since the names of the books are not capitalized, but the truth finally struck home to numbers of readers. To others, it was a real job. We want it to be a most fascinating few moments for you. Yes, there will be some really easy ones to spot. Others may require judges to help them. I will quickly admit it usually takes a minister to find one of the 17, and there will be loud lamentations when it is found. A little lady says she brews a cup of tea so she can concentrate better. See how well you can compete. Relax now, for there really are the names of 17 books of the Bible in these sentences. See how many books of the bible you can find in the text above. Answer Below: Bible Brain Twister By [John] Kezer I once made a re[mark] about the hidden books of the Bible. It was a lu[lu, ke]pt people loo [king s]o hard for f[acts], and for others it was a [revelation]. Some were in a [jam, es] pecially since the names of the books are not capitalized, but the t[ruth] finally struck home to [numbers] of readers. To others, it was a real [job]. We want it to be [a mos]t fascinating few moments for you. Y[es, ther]e will be some really easy ones to spot. Others may require [judges] to help them. I will quickly admi[t it us]ually takes a minister to find one of the 17, and there will be loud [lamentations] when it is found. A little lady says s[he brews] a cup of tea so she can concentrate better. See how well you can com [pete. R]elax now, for there really are the names of 17 books of the Bible in these sentences.
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Today, Jan 27, in 
1302 Dante becomes a Florentine political exile
1593 Vatican opens 7 year trial against scholar Giordano Bruno
1662 1st American lime kiln begins operation (Providence RI)
1671 Pirate Henry Morgen lands at Panama City
1870 Manitoba & Northwest Territories incorporated
1880 Thomas Edison patents electric incandescent lamp
1915 US Marines occupy Haiti
1916 Communist party "Spartacus Letters" 1st published in Berlin
1924 Lenin placed in Mausoleum in Red Square
1927 Harlem Globetrotters play their 1st game
1941 Peruvian agent Rivera-Schreibér warns of Japanese assault on 
  Pearl Harbor
1943 1st US air attack on Germany (Wilhelmshafen)
1944 Leningrad liberated from Germany in 880 days with 600,000 killed
1948 1st locomotive to carry 1,000,000 pounds (450,000 kg) operates
1948 1st tape recorder sold
1951 US begins 126 nuclear tests at Nevada Test Site
1953 Netherlands end Marshall aid
1965 1st ground station-to-aircraft radio communication via satellite
1967 Apollo 1 fire kills astronauts Grissom, White & Chaffee
1969 14 spies hung in Baghdad
1969 9 Jews publicly executed in Damascus Syria
1973 US & Vietnam sign cease-fire, ending longest US war & military draft
1976 Morocco-Algeria battles in Westerly Sahara
1977 President Carter pardons most Vietnam War draft evaders (10,000)
1992 Presidential candidate Bill Clinton (D) & Genifer Flowers accuse 
  each other of lying over her assertion they had a 12-year affair
1996 France performs nuclear test at Muruora Island
1998 Crane crashes into Roosevelt Is (New York City NY) Tram, injuring 10 
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