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>Thanks to Erin for this: We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start a baby boomer from the center of the row got up and started working her way out. "Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me." By the time she got to me I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?" "No!!" she said in a loud whisper, "The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car."
Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the elevators. A manager got stuck between floors and, after some door banging, finally attracted attention. His name was taken and rescue promised. It took two hours before the elevator mechanic arrived and got the manager out. When he returned to his desk, he found this note from his efficient secretary: "The elevator people called and will be here in two hours."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to DaNita Wilson, 32, Folkston, Ga. Teacher jailed for screwing 7 or more gossipy students Reported by Sailor DaNita Wilson, a 32-year-old math teacher at Charlton County High School, was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly had sex with at least 7 students over the past year. According to the Georgia Bureau of Investigations, detectives began pursuing the case on Monday after school administrators received a tip about the alleged sexual affairs and notified authorities. Investigators say Wilson engaged in sexual relationships with at least six 16-year-old male students and one 15 year-old male student. All of the victims reportedly attended Charlton High School, but it is not known how many of the students Wilson actually taught. The investigation is still in its early stages, and authorities caution that more victims might be identified as the investigation continues. Wilson, who is married with two children, turned herself into authorities after she learned that she was under investigation. She has since issued a letter to the school, tendering her resignation. Wilson was booked into the Charlton County Jail and charged with seven counts of sexual assault on a child. She was released after posting a $35,000 bail. Tech Support Pits From: Evita Re: Need DLL's Dear Webby On a recent cleaning spree my well meaning hubby deleted some DLL files that are needed by programs. Where can I download them from? Thanks Evita Dear Evita Try the DllDump. They have a ton of free DLLs and INI and OCX files: http://www.dlldump.com/ Have FUN! DearWebby
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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship, the dog finally died so Muldoon went to the parish priest:"Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the creature?" Father Patrick replied, "I am so very sorry to hear about your dog's death. But, unfortunately we cannot have services for an animal in the church. However, there's a new denomination down the road, no telling what they believe, but maybe they'll do something for the animal." Muldoon said, "I'll go right now. Do you think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?" Father Patrick: "Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?!"
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The staff all watched to see what would happen after he used them for the first time - more than half expecting he'd come in and demand his money back. But the next time he came in, he was all smiles. "They're the best clubs I've ever had," he said. "In fact, I've discovered I can throw them at least 10 yards farther than I could my last ones."
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Today, Feb 2, in 
1377 Mass execution of population of Cesena Italy
1576 Henry of Navarre (future Henry IV) escapes from Paris
1690 1st paper money in America issued (colony of Massachusetts)
1743 Philadelphia establishes a "pesthouse" to quarantine 
   immigrants
1752 Dutch States-General forbid export of windmills
1783 Spain recognizes US independence
1815 World's 1st commercial cheese factory established, 
   in Switzerland
1894 1st US steel sailing vessel, Dirigo, launched, Bath ME
1908 Supreme Court rules a union boycott violates Sherman Antitrust Act
1913 16th Amendment, federal income tax, ratified
1913 Golden/Cawthorne's musical "Sunshine Girl" premieres in New York NY
1915 Turkish & German army reach Suez Canal
1916 Canada's original Parliament building, in Ottawa, burns
1916 Tristan Tzar publishes Dada-manifest in Zurich Switzerland
1917 US liner Housatonic sunk by German sub & diplomatic 
   relations severed
1930 Vietnamese Communistic Party forms
1931 Arkansas legislature passes motion to pray for soul 
  of H L Mencken after he calls the state the "apex of moronia"
1933 German minister Göring bans social-democratic newspaper Vorwärts
1942 1st Japanese air raid on Java
1945 Almost 1000 Flying Fortresses drop 3000 tons of bombs
   on Berlin
1947 -81ºF (-63ºC), Snag Yukon (North American record)
1950 Nuclear physicist Klaus Fuchs arrested on spy charges
1962 President Kennedy bans all trade with Cuba except for food & drugs
1965 Orbiting Solar Observatory 2 launches into Earth orbit (552/636 km)
1966 1st operational weather satellite, ESSA-1 launched (US)
1966 1st soft landing on the Moon (Soviet Luna 9)
1984 1st baby conceived by embryo transplant born in Long Beach CA
1993 Federal trial of 4 police officers charged with civil 
  rights violations in videotaped beating of Rodney King 
  begins in Los Angeles CA
1994 President Bill Clinton lifts US trade embargo against Vietnam
1998 Mary Kay LeTourneau, 36, former teacher, violates probation 
   with 14 year-old father of her baby
1998 Stamps commemorating Princess Diana go on sale across 
Britain
1998 US military plane clips cable car lines in northern Italy, 
kills 20
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