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Tuesday, February 5, 2013, 11:32 AM
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Today is Tuesday, February 5.
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"This year will go down in history. For the first time,
a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets
will be safer, our police more efficient and the world will
follow our lead into the future"
--- Adolph Hitler, 1935
A handyman was working for a Synagogue had asked for a
raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went out
to look for work. First he went to a Catholic church and was
told that in order to work there, he would have to answer one
question. The priest asked, "Where was Jesus
born"?
The man answered, "Pittsburgh", and was thrown out.
He then went to a Baptist church. The minister told him that in
order to get a job there he would have to answer a question.
He was asked, "Where was Jesus born"?
The man answered, "Philadelphia". He was tossed out.
Walking away he met the rabbi who was looking for him.
The rabbi exclaimed, "The board approved your raise.
Please come back immediately".
The man said to the rabbi, "I will come back only if you
answer a question. "Where was Jesus born"?
The rabbi says, "Bethlehem".
Cries the man. "I knew it was in Pennsylvania".
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food
restaurant, waiting to place our order.
There was a big sign posted.
"No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked,
"Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than a $20,
I wouldn't be eating here."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to
Cindy Patriarchias, 33 and
Edmond Gonzales, 37 in Albuquerque, New Mexico
Boneheads Lock Disabled Child In Cage,
Take The Rest Of The Family To A Movie
Reported by The Weekly Vice
Cindy Patriarchias, a 33-year-old Albuquerque female and her
boyfriend, 37-year-old Edmond Gozales, were booked into
jail Friday after they allegedly locked an 8-year-old
disabled girl in a wooden cage while they took the rest
of the family to see a movie.
According to police, Patriarchias and Gonzales reportedly
left the girl in a handmade wooden cage while they went to
attend a movie with their three children at a local
elementary school.
Investigators say Patriarchias is attempting to adopt the
victim, who suffers from microcephaly. The three other
children are the couple's own biological children.
Investigators say Patriarchias's estranged husband was at
the school and called police after he discovered that the
child had been left alone.
When officers arrived at the couple's residence, they
waited for about an hour for Patriarchias and Gonzales to
arrive. Once the couple returned home, officers entered the
residence and found the victim locked in a cage that measured
4 feet by 2 1/2 feet.
One of the couple's children told investigators that the
victim had been routinely placed in the cage as punishment
for misbehaving. Another child told investigators that he
offered to stay with the girl while the family was gone,
because the victim was alseep and wouldn't know why the
family was gone.
The victim was removed from the residence and placed into
protective custody.
Patriarchias, who works as a lunch monitor at a local
elementary school, was booked into jail and charged with
negligently causing child abuse. She has also been terminated
from her job, according to school officials.
Gonzales was also jailed on charges of negligently permitting
child abuse. They are both being held in lieu of $25,000
cash-only bond.
Tech Support Pits
From: Ron
Re: PDF to text
Dear Webby
I would like to be able to edit some PDF documents.
Such as forms or documents. nothing copyrighted just
some common documents.
Thanks
Dear Ron
For that I use Nitro
http://www.nitropdf.com/
The PRO version lets you convert stuff to WORD,
but just for filling out Govt forms and signing them,
before WINfaxing them back to the Govt., the free
version works well enough.
I don't bother converting to WORD or anything,
I just click on "Typewriter" and "type" into the form.
You can select fonts and sizes.
Make a huge signature with a MarkAll and scan
that, then reduce the size of it, sharpen it and
make the background transparent, and save it
as a GIF. Then you can insert your signature
and make it look as good as if you had printed
the form and signed it by hand.
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com
Homemade Gardener Soap
Put 3/4 cups of white sugar into a glass jar and add some
dish soap. Then stir, you don't want it too runny. If it is,
just add more sugar until you get the right consistency.
Put a lid on it.
You can use pink soap, it looks really nice. Great for
gifts.
By coville123 from Brockville, Ontario
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My 50-something friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her
mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to
acess the popular "Ask Jeeves" site, and we told her it
could answer any question she had.
Nancy's mother was very skeptical until Nancy said,
"It's true, Mom. Think of something to ask it."
As I sat with fingers poised over the keyboard, Nancy's
mother thought a minute, then responded,
"Where did I misplace my glasses?"
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A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson. She
gave the little girl a quarter and a dollar for church.
"Put whichever one you want in the collection plate and
keep the other for yourself," she told the girl.
Sunday, when they were coming out of the church, the mother
asked her daughter which amount she had given.
"Well," said the little girl, "I was going to give the dollar,
but just before the collection the preacher said that God loves
a cheerful giver. I knew I'd be a lot more cheerful if I gave
button, that I found on the sidewalk, so I did."
Today, Feb 5, in
1782 - The Spanish captured Minorca from the British.
1783 - Sweden recognized the independence of the United States.
1861 - Samuel Goodale patented the moving picture peep
show machine.
1881 - Phoenix, AZ, was incorporated.
1917 - The U.S. Congress passed the Immigration Act of 1917
(Asiatic Barred Zone Act) with an overwhelming majority.
The action overrode President Woodrow Wilson's veto.
1924 - The BBC time signals, or "pips", from Greenwich
Observatory were heard for the first time. They are
broadcast every hour.
1958 - Gamel Abdel Nasser was formally nominated to become
the first president of the United Arab Republic.
1988 - Panama's military leader, Gen. Manuel Antonio Noriega,
charged with of bribery and drug trafficking in Florida.
1997 - Switzerland's "Big Three" banks announced they would
create a $71 million fund for Holocaust victims and
their families.
1999 - Mike Tyson was sentenced to a year in jail for
assaulting two people after a car accident. Tyson was
also fined $5,000, had to serve 2 years of probation,
and had to perform 200 hours of community service
upon release.
2001 - Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman announced their separation.
2003 - U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell presented evidence
to the U.N. concerning Iraq's material breach of U.N.
Resolution 1441
2013 smiled
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