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I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but none of them ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her. --- New York City detective Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything. --- Floyd Dell
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?" "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." "Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy." "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to get the roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight."
A farmer and his recently hired hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer's wife had prepared for them. Thinking of all the work they had to get done that day, the farmer told the hired man he might as well go ahead and eat his dinner too. The hired man didn't say a word, but filled his plate a second time and proceeded to eat. After awhile the farmer said, "We've got so much work to do today, you might as well eat your supper now too." Again, the hired man didn't respond but refilled his plate a third time and continued to eat. Finally, after eating his third plate of food, the hired man pushed back his chair & began to take off his shoes. "What are you doing?" the farmer asked. The hired man replied, "I don't work after supper."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Bartolo Gelsomino, 78, Kendall, Florida Jailed After Stabbing Wife To Death Because She Refused To Make Him A Hamburger Reported by The Weekly Vice Bartolo Gelsomino, a 78-year-old Kendall bonehead, was jailed after he allegedly stabbed his wife, 71-year-old Ana Gelsomino, to death because she refused to cook him a hamburger. According to Miami-Dade police, the couple's daughter called police after she reportedly discovered her mother's bloody corpse in the kitchen at their residence. While officers were at the scene, Mr. Gelsomino arrived at the residence with several blood stains on his shirt. Gelsomino's son told police that his father had a history of abusing both him and his mother. Investigators say a translator had to be called in because Gelsomino, a retiree born in Sicily, speaks mostly Italian. When Gelsomino was finally questioned, he admitted to stabbing his wife because she wouldn't make him a hamburger. He then led police to a trash bin at a nearby warehouse where they discovered knives and other evidence that had been used during the murder. Gelsomino was booked into the Miami-Dade County Jail on second-degree murder charges. He is scheduled to appear in court on February 11th. Tech Support Pits From: Hank Re: Problem with videos stopping Dear Webby, Thanks again for your ready help. I have always had trouble viewing videos that are sent me as a link or from Web pages. I have 4 MG RAM and a fast processor but I hardly ever get to watch a Video uninterrupted. Sometimes one on Facebook will play all the way through w/o stopping. Is there anything I can do to remedy this situation? Thanks! Hank Dear Hank Pause the video and let it load completely. When the faint loading bar has reached the right side, then play it. That way you are not limited by your Internet connection. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Thanks to Dianne for this legend: Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel. One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a dead mastodon to the food-preparation area. It was exhausting work; the guys were getting tired just WATCHING. Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders, and they had an idea: They could sit on the boulders and watch! This was the first in a series of breakthroughs that ultimately led to the invention of the television. The smaller rocks tossed at the women soon became known as remotes!
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>From Fred While at a marine-supply store stocking up on equipment for my boat, I also purchased an inflatable life preserver. "It was my wife's idea," I explained to the grizzled salesman at the counter. "She's buying it for me as a gift." "Lucky you," he said as he started to write up the order. "My wife got me a length of chain and a cement block."
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Today, Feb 7, in 
1569 King Philip II forms inquistion in South America
1795 The 11th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was ratified.
1864 Federal troops occupy Jacksonville FL 
1904 In Baltimore, a fire raged for about 30 hours and 
   destroyed over 1,500 buildings.
1913 The Turks lost 5,000 men in a battle with the 
   Bulgarian army in Gallipoli.
1940 "Pinocchio" world premiered in Manhattan.
1943 The U.S. government announced that shoe rationing 
  would go into effect in two days.
1958 Dutch auto-transmission car DAF 600 introduced 
1962 The U.S. government banned all Cuban imports and 
  re-export of U.S. products to Cuba from other countries.
1971 Swiss men accept female suffrage 
1974 The nation of Grenada gained independence from Britain.
1976 Darryl Sittler (Toronto Maple Leafs) set a National 
  Hockey League (NHL) record when he scored 10 points in 
  a game against the Boston Bruins. He scored six goals 
  and four assists.
1984 Space shuttle astronauts Bruce McCandless II and 
  Robert L. Stewart made the first untethered space walk.
1985 "Sports Illustrated" released its annual swimsuit 
  edition. It was the largest regular edition in the 
  magazine’s history at 218 pages.
1986 Haitian President-for-Life Jean-Claude Duvalier 
  fled his country. 28 years of family rule ended.
1991 The Rev. Jean-Bertrand Aristide was sworn in as 
  Haiti's first democratically elected president.
1999 King Hussein of Jordan died. His son was sworn 
  in as king four hours after the announcement that 
  his father had died.
2001 Robert Pickett, 47, fired several shots at the 
  White House near the South Lawn. He was subdued 
  after being shot in the knee. No one else was hurt 
  in the incident.
2003 Nootka Sound, Sandra Bohn was cited for petting 
  a killer whale under the federal Fisheries Act. She 
  was later fined $74.
2013  smiled

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