Ordering a custom configuration computer from DELL 

Good Morning,  !

Today is Tuesday, February 12

Thank you, Millie!

Moe alerted me to this news item:

CNN anchor questions whether global warming to blame for 

The asteroid, a silly little meteorite, has been spinning
around for eons, and now and then it crosses paths with 
earth. Most likely it has been doing that since long before
earth stopped glowing in the dark. Quite obviously, it really
does not give a hoot about the climate on earth, but it sure
is funny when a typical Gullible Warming fanatic tries to
pin the orbit of that dumb rock on your refusal to pay 
carbon tax to Al Gore and his buddies.

Have FUN!

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A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them. --- Leonard Louis Levinson An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers, doing nothing, because his wife won't let him do it at home. --- Socratex
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help. "My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop. "The car hit you from behind," the officer said. "How could you tell it was your mother-in-law?" "I recognized her laugh!"
A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang "Happy Birthday" to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number. "Don't let it bother you," said a strange but amused voice. "You folks need all the practice you can get."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to Tawny Hickman, 18, Fort Pierce, Florida Tawny Hickman Had A Bad Case Of The Kiddie Nibbles Reported by The Weekly Vice Tawny Hickman, an 18-year-old Fort Pierce female was jailed after she allegedly left hickey marks on a 9-year-old boy while he was over to her house to spend the night. According to the St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office, the child's mother called police after her son returned to her home Sunday morning with hickey marks on his neck after spending the night at Hickman's residence. Investigators say the boy's mother allowed Hickman to babysit her son for the night, despite rumors in the neighborhood that "stuff was going on" between the pair. The woman told deputies that she didn't believe the rumors because she was familiar with Hickman and assumed her son was in good hands. That assumption proved to be misguided, however, when the boy returned the next day with hickey marks on his neck. When officers questioned Hickman, she stated that the boy woke up during the night and came into her bedroom. That's when the boy and Hickman allegedly began biting each other. Hickman showed deputies two marks on her stomach that were similar to the marks that were found on the boy's neck. Hickman was booked into jail and charged with child abuse and battery. Tech Support Pits From: Me Re: Ordering custom configuraton machines from DELL Today I had to order a custom machine for somebody, in a configuration, that was not in the DELL online catalog. At first I tried their chat. Sometimes that works out well, but not today. I got stuck with Bhanu Teja, a total waste of time. So I tried their phone. Major confusion. I think I briefly talked to half the Taliban in Pakistan. Some of them talked almost understandable English, and eventually passed me on to Elizabeth Cheah. It was well worth the 20 minutes of silly confusion, to finally get to talk to her. Elizabeth realized my hearing impairment and slowed down her usually very fast talk, so that I could understand her, picked up the saved configuration from my profile, and understood what needed to be added. She put together a custom order, that had all that was required. Thanks to Elizabeth, that machine is now being built and will soon be on it's way. If you get stuck with hard to understand or uncooperative agents, ask to speak to her. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically, that he had overlooked the first notice. "Oh," confided the collector with a smile, "we don't send out first notices. We have found that the second notices are more effective."
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The following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a walker And last, but not least 13.Thongs and Depends
Fat Tuesday (Mardi Gras)

Today, Feb 12, in 
1541 - The city of Santiago, Chile was founded.
1554 - Lady Jane Grey was beheaded after being charged with 
   treason. She had claimed the throne of England for only 
   nine days.
1733 - Savannah, GA, founded by English colonist Oglethorpe.
1870 - In the Utah Territory, women gained the right to vote.
1879 - The first artificial ice rink opened in North America. 
   It was at Madison Square Garden in New York City, NY.
1907 - A collision of the steamer Larchmont and a schooner 
  resulted in the death of more than 300 people. The incident 
  occurred off New England's Block Island.
1912 - China's boy emperor Hsuan T'ung announced that he was 
   abdicating, ending the Manchu Ch'ing dynasty. Subsequently, 
   the Republic of China was established.
1918 - All theatres in New York City were shut down in an 
   effort to conserve coal.
1924 - U.S. President Calvin Coolidge made the first 
   presidential political speech on radio.
1971 - James Cash (J.C.) Penney died at the age of 95. 
1973 - The State of Ohio went metric, becoming the first in 
   the U.S. to post metric distance signs.
1973 - American prisoners of war were released for the first 
   time during the Vietnam conflict.
1998 - A U.S. federal judge declared that the presidential 
   line-item veto was unconstitutional.
1999 - U.S. President Clinton was acquitted by the U.S. Senate 
   on two impeachment articles. The charges were perjury and 
   obstruction of justice.
2001 - The space probe NEAR landed on the asteroid Eros. 
   It was the first time that any craft had landed on a 
   small space rock.
2002 - Princess Stephanie of Monaco and Franco Knie won a 
   defamation-of-character lawsuit against the Swiss magazine 
   "Facts." The case involved a photomontage by the magazine.
2004 - Mattel announced that "Barbie" and "Ken" were breaking 
   up. The dolls had met on the set of their first television 
   commercial together in 1961. 
2013  smiled

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