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Today is Tuesday, February 26

Thank you Jim!

Re yesterday's picture:

In case you are interested, that waterfall picture 
was taken in Croatia.
Bill Vlasak

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Mom had been teaching her 3-year-old daughter to recite the Lord's Prayer. The youngster dutifully repeated it after her mother at bed time for several nights. One night, the girl insisted she was ready to pray "solo," so her mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated every word. The mother was a bit exasperated and knew they needed to work on it some more as her daughter ended the prayer: "And lead us not into temptation," the youngster prayed, "but deliver us some email. Amen."
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?" The kangaroo said, "Probably about a hundred feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Rasoul Speight, 32, New Jersey Jailed for carrying 100 bags of heroin in his anus. Rasoul Speight, a Bloods gang member, is facing a narcotics charge after New Jersey cops yesterday discovered a whopping 100 bags of heroin hidden in his anus, police report. Speight, 32, was driving on the Palisades Interstate Parkway when his 2005 Mitsubishi Lancer was pulled over during a routine traffic stop. When cops detected the smell of marijuana they asked for--and received--permission to search the car. While investigators found “nothing of evidentiary value” inside the vehicle, Speight and passenger Gary Sylak, 25, were both arrested due to outstanding traffic warrants, according to cops. While Speight, seen above, was being processed at police headquarters, he “was found to be in possession of 100 bags of heroin which were concealed in his anus and undetectable at the scene.” Police estimated the heroin’s vale at $1000 in New York City, and $2000 in upstate New York, “where both subjects were traveling to.” Speight, who cops noted is “also listed as a Bloods gang member,” was jailed in lieu of $38,500 bail on a pair of felony drug counts. Tech Support Pits From: Bob Re: Facebook Link Hello Webby: I think you have published this before, but could you tell me how to insert the Facebook icon in a page on my website? And, does Facebook charge to have their icon on a website?? Thanks!!! Bob Dear Bob Facebook does not charge for that, they even encourage you to do that. Go to your FaceBook page, your equivalent of https://www.facebook.com/DearWebby and copy that URL. Then find a suitable FaceBook button, like for example the one Ophelia made for her site at http://dingbatter.com and copy that button picture. She won't mind. You can, of course, also make your own button, or resize hers to suit your page. Then simply put that button on your page, and link it to the URL of your facebook page, that you copied earluer. That is all there is to it. There is some silly convoluted way that FaceBook used to recommend, but that is not necessary at all. A simple link button works just fine. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A little boy once returned home from Hebrew school and his father asked, "what did you learn today?" He answered, "The Rabbi told us how Moses led the children of Israel out of Egypt." "How?" The boy said "Moses was a big strong man and he beat Pharoah up. Then while he was down, he got all the people together and ran towards the sea. When he got there, he has the Engineers build a huge pontoon bridge. Once they got on the other side, they blew up the bridge while the Egyptians were trying to cross." The father was shocked. "Is that what the Rabbi taught you?" The boy replied, "No. But you would never believe the BS he DID tell us!"
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When the fellow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. "Do you take children?' the man asked. "No, sir" replied the clerk. "only cash and credit cards."
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Today, Feb 26, in 
1815 - Napoleon Bonaparte escaped from the Island of Elba. 
  He then began his second conquest of France.
1848 The second French Republic was proclaimed.
1863 U.S. President Lincoln signed the National Currency Act.
1870 In New York City, the first pneumatic-powered subway 
  line was opened to the public.
1907 The U.S. Congress raised their own pay to $7500.
1916 Mutual signed Charlie Chaplin to a film contract.
1919 In Arizona, the Grand Canyon was established as 
  a National Park with an act of the U.S. Congress.
1929 U.S. President Coolidge signed a bill creating 
  the Grand Teton National Park.
1930 New York City installed traffic lights.
1945 In the U.S., a nationwide midnight curfew went 
  into effect.
1952 British Prime Minister Winston Churchill announced 
  that Britain had developed an atomic bomb.
1986 Corazon Aquino was inaugurated president of the 
  Philippines. Long time President Ferdinand Marcos 
  went into exile.
1991 Iraqi President Saddam Hussein announced on Baghdad 
  Radio that Iraqi troops were being withdrawn from Kuwait.
1993 Six people were killed and more than a thousand 
  injured when a van exploded in the parking garage 
  beneath the World Trade Center in New York City. 
  The bomb had been built by Islamic extremists.
1998 A Texas jury rejected an $11 million lawsuit by Texas 
  cattlemen who blamed Oprah Winfrey for price drop after 
  on-air comment about mad-cow disease.
1998 In Oregon, a health panel rules that taxpayers must 
  help to pay for doctor-assisted suicides.
2009 Former Serbian president Milan Milutinovic was 
  acquitted by the International Criminal Tribunal for 
  the former Yugoslavia regarding war crimes during the 
  Kosovo War.
2013  smiled

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