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Today is Friday, March 1.
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

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The higher the buildings, the lower the morals. --- Noel Coward The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth. --- Charles Luckman By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. --- Charles Wadsworth There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience. --- Anatole Broyard
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir." Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked brusquely, "What do you want?" "Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "just here to hook up your telephone."
A private is on duty in the motor pool when the phone rings: "Soldier, can you tell me what equipment is available for use immediately?" "Well, sir, we have two tanks, a half dozen half-tracks, two armored personnel carriers, a couple of motorcycles, and fat-ass Johnson's command jeep." "Soldier? Do you know who you are speaking to?" "No sir." "This is Major Johnson, your commander!" "Uh Sir? Do you know who you are speaking to?" "Not yet!" "That's good! This is Beetle Bailey. Bye, Fat-Ass!"
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Click on the picture for the large version This morning, at 07:25, when I saw that, I ran outside, with nothing on but the camera, to get you that picture. Too nice not to share!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jalissa Baez, 19, reading, Pennsylvania Jailed After Repeatedly Having Sex With 9-Year-Old Boy She Was Hired To Babysit Reported by the Weekly Vice Jalissa Baez, a 19-year-old Pennsylvania woman, was charged Thursday after she allegedly had sex with a 9-year-old boy she had been hired to babysit. According to police, Baez was arrested following a six-month long investigation into allegations that she repeatedly had sex with a 9-year-old boy over a period of several months. Investigators say Baez was hired to watch the boy while his father was at work. The alleged sexual contact took place on several occasions between March and June of last year. Baez was booked into jail and charged with involuntary deviate sexual intercourse with a child, indecent assault, endangering the welfare of children, corruption of minors and indecent exposure. Her bail has been set at $25,000. Tech Support Pits From: Walter Re: Pop-Ups Hi dear Webby, am I the only one who has been getting an ever increasing number of pop-up ads, many with high pitched sound, that seem to get around the 'no pop-up ads' which I have enabled. Your thoughts always would be much appreciated. Be well, live long, and prosper. Walter Dear Walter I don't have 'no pop-up ads' set up, but have never seen those Pop-Up ads. Maybe FireFox kills them automatically. Which browser are you using? Have you run a good virus scan lately? Also, try running Spybot-Search&Destroy from my Tool Box. Quite possibly those wacky Pop-Ups are in lieu of paying for some program, that you downloaded. Since "agreed to" payment scams can not be removed by regular virus scans, you have to use a different approach. Try to find out who serves those ads. Then I can search for a way to get out of that scam. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves-the barbers were reaching for some after-shave to slap on their faces. The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!" The chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.
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Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Officer: Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR!
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Today, March 1, in 
1498 Vasco de Gama landed at what is now Mozambique 
  on his way to India.
1562 In Vassy, France, Catholics massacred over 1,000 Huguenots. 
1692 In Salem Village, in the Massachusetts Bay Colony, the Salem 
  witch trials began. Four women were the first to be charged.
1784 In Great Britain, E. Kidner opened the first cooking school.
1810 Sweden became the first country to appoint an Ombudsman, 
  Lars August Mannerheim.
1811 Egyptian ruler Mohammed Ali massacred the leaders of the 
  Mameluke dynasty.
1815 Napoleon returned to France from the island of Elba. He 
  had been forced to abdicate in April of 1814.
1845 U.S. President Tyler signed the congressional resolution 
  to annex the Republic of Texas.
1862 Prussia formally recognized the Kingdom of Italy.
1872 The U.S. Congress authorized the creation of 
Yellowstone National Park. It was the world's first 
  national park.
1873 E. Remington and Sons of Ilion, NY, began the 
  manufacturing the first practical typewriter.
1896 The Battle of Adowa began in Ethiopia between the 
  forces of Emperor Menelik II and Italian troops. 
  The Italians were defeated.
1907 In Odessa, Russia, there were only about 15,000 Jews left 
  due to evacuations.
1907 In Spain, a royal decree abolished civil marriages.
1907 In New York, Salvation Army opened anti-suicide bureau
1912 Captain Albert Berry made the first parachute jump 
  from a moving airplane.
1927 The Bank of Italy became a National Bank.
1937 U.S. Steel raised workers’ wages to $5 a day.
1937 In Connecticut, the first permanent automobile 
  license plates were issued.
1941 FM Radio began in Nashville, TN, when station 
  W47NV began operations.
1941 Bulgaria joined Axis powers by signing Tripartite Pact.
1947 The International Monetary Fund began operations.
1947 Chinese Premier T.V. Soong resigned.
1950 Klaus Fuchs was convicted of giving U.S. atomic secrets 
to the Soviet Union.
1954 The United States announced that it had conducted a 
  hydrogen bomb test on the Bikini Atoll in the Pacific Ocean.
1959 Archbishop Makarios returned to Cyprus from exile.
1966 The Soviet probe, Venera 3 crashed on the planet Venus. 
It was the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the surface of 
  another planet.
1966 Ghana ordered all Soviet, East German and Chinese technicians 
  to leave the country.
1988 Soviet troops were sent into Azerbaijan after ethnic riots 
  between Armenians and Azerbaijanis.
1989 In Washington, DC, Mayor Barry and the City council imposed a 
  curfew on minors.
1992 Bosnian Serb snipers fired upon civilians after a majority of 
  the Moslem and Croatian communities voted in favor of Bosnia's 
1992 King Fahd of Saudi Arabia announced major political reforms 
  that ceded some powers after 10 years of disciplined rule.
1992 Bosnian Muslims and Croats voted to secede from Yugoslavia.
1993 The U.S. government announced that the number of food stamp 
  recipients had reached a record number of 26.6 million.
1994 Israel released about 500 Arab prisoners in an effort to 
  placate Palestinians over the Hebron massacre.
1995 The European Parliament rejected legislation that would have 
  allowed biotechnology companies to patent new life forms.
1995 Yahoo! was incorporated.
1999 The Angolan Embassy in Lusaka, Zambia, exploded. Four other 
bombs went off in the capital.
1999 In Uganda, eight tourists were brutally murdered by 
  Hutu rebels.
2003 In the U.S., approximately 180,000 personnel from 22 different 
  organizations around the government became part of the Department 
  of Homeland Security. This completed the largest make-work project
  since the beginning of the Cold War.
2003 Khalid Shaikh Mohammed was captured by CIA and Pakistani agents 
  near Islamabad. He was the suspected mastermind behind the terrorist 
  attacks on the United States on September 11, 2001.
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