Wireless Connectivity 

Good Morning,  !

Today is Tuesday, March 5

From Tim Trask, long time friend and famous sculptor:

Hello Everyone
 We are in the first phase of raising money for the 
Buffalo Soldier Memorial! Please go to the following website 
on Indiegogo For Duty and Country 
Donate if you can, at least like, and share this with others. 
Help us to get this project off the ground.
                                                                                             Tim Trask

By the way, the 8 foot tall Wyatt Earp bronze statue in 
Tombstone, Arizona, is typical of Tim's work. Here he is
still working on the form:

Have FUN!

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Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a Tennessee Mountain Man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in Basic, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Nathan Wells and Joshua Granger, Evangeline Parish, Louisiana Jailed After Sexually Abusing Dog, Posting Video Of The Act Online Reported by the Weekly Vice Evangeline Parish residents Nathan Wells and Joshua Granger have been jailed after they engaged in sexual acts with a Siberian Husky, recorded the encounters and then shared the abusive video over the Internet. According to the Evangeline Parish Sheriff's Office, an investigation was launched after the Humane Society of Louisiana received a tip about the abuse. The information was then forwarded to the Louisiana State Police Sex Crimes Unit. When detectives interviewed Wells and Granger at their residence, the two men admitted to videotaping the acts and sharing it online. The victim, a Siberian Husky named "Nyla," received no serious internal injuries and will soon be available for adoption, according to HSL director Jeff Dorson. Wells and Granger were booked into the Evangeline Parish Jail and charged with crimes against nature. Both men were released after posting a 7,500 bond. Tech Support Pits From: Brenda Re: Wireless Connectivity Dear Webby I am used to using the wireless modem in my laptop to connect to hotels where I am staying, and am fairly comfortable with the procedure. However, now and then it happens that I connect to the hotel's router, and see good signal strength, but can't get anywhere. What do you recommend in those cases? Brenda Dear Brenda Get your money back and go to a better hotel. They gambled on a 4 station router being enough, and you were #5. They rarely admit that and that type of hotel usually tries to blame it on your computer. It is NOT your computer's fault, and not your settings. Do not let them talk you into changing your settings, and don't let them waste your time, while they hope that somebody will log off. Just demand your money back and go to a better hotel. Without messing with your settings, you can usually get better connectivity from the parking lot of a Holiday Inn, than from the lobby of for example a Baymont Inn. When enough people smarten up and demand their money back, they will eventually get more routers and stop trying to blame you. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A graduate in economics who completed his degree in the 1950's returned to his old university for a visit. He was amazed to see that the examination questions were identical to the ones asked in his day. When he pointed this out to a member of staff, he replied, "That's true, but, of course, the answers are completely different now."
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Today, March 5, in 
1461 Henry VI was deposed by Duke of York during War of the Roses 
1496 English King Henry VII hires John Cabot to explore
1528 Utrecht Governor Maarten van Rossum plunders The Hague
1558 Smoking tobacco introduced in Europe by Francisco Fernandes 
1623 The first alcohol temperance law in the colonies was 
  enacted in Virginia.
1624 In the American colony of Virginia, the upper class was 
  exempted from whipping by legislation.
1770 "The Boston Massacre" took place when British troops 
  fired on a crowd in Boston killing five people. Two British 
  troops were later convicted of manslaughter.
1793 Austrian troops defeated the French and recaptured Liege.
1836 Samuel Colt manufactured the first pistol (.34-caliber).
1842 A Mexican force of over 500 men under Rafael Vasquez 
invaded Texas for the first time since the revolution. They 
  briefly occupied San Antonio, but soon headed back to the 
  Rio Grande.
1845 The U.S. Congress appropriated $30,000 to ship camels to 
  the western U.S.
1867 An abortive Fenian uprising against English rule took 
  place in Ireland.
1872 George Westinghouse patented the air brake.
1900 Two U.S. battleships left for Nicaragua to halt 
  revolutionary disturbances.
1901 Germany and Britain began negotiations with hopes of 
  creating an alliance.
1907 In St. Petersburg, Russia, the new Duma opened. 40,000 
  demonstrators were dispersed by troops.
1910 In Philadelphia, PA, 60,000 people left their jobs to 
  show support for striking transit workers.
1912 The Italians became the first to use dirigibles for military 
  purposes. They used them for reconnaissance flights behind Turkish 
  lines west of Tripoli.
1918 The Soviets moved the capital of Russia from Petrograd to Moscow.
1922 Phoebe Anne Oakley Mozee broke all existing records for 
  women's trap shooting. She hit 98 out of 100 targets.
1933 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt ordered a four-day bank 
  holiday in order to stop large amounts of money from being 
  withdrawn from banks.
1933 The Nazi Party won 44 percent of the vote in German 
  parliamentary elections.
1934 In Amarillo, TX, the first Mother's-In-Law Day was celebrated.
1946 Winston Churchill delivered his "Iron Curtain Speech".
1953 Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin died. He had been in power 
  for 29 years.
1956 The U.S. Supreme Court affirmed the ban on segregation 
  in public schools.
1970 A nuclear non-proliferation treaty went into effect 
  after 43 nations ratified it.
1984 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that cities had the right 
  to display the Nativity scene as part of their Christmas display.
1993 Cuban President Fidel Castro said that Hillary Clinton 
  is "a beautiful woman."
1998 NASA announced that an orbiting craft had found enough water 
  on the moon to support a human colony and rocket fueling station.
2004 Martha Stewart was found guilty of lying about the reason 
  for selling 3,298 shares of ImClone Systems stock, conspiracy, 
  making false statement and obstruction of justice.
2013  smiled

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