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Today is Saturday, March 16.

How do they make the white or black smoke in the papal

White smoke is from the ballot papers and some socks.
Black smoke is from the ballots and some sneakers.

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All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them. --- Galileo Galilei (1564 - 1642)
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies "Well, okay." Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of morning coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets. "Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Well, okay." Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and then the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. He says to Lena, "What am I going to do now, Lena?" Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, just leave the car in the garage."
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Have I got a deal for you! Aquaponics is on special for $19 instead of the normal $97! What's Aquaponics? Isn't that the top secret technology some pros use to grow medicinal herbs and stuff in half the time and two to ten times the crop per square foot? Yes, it sure is! It is the technology of combining a fish tank, that produces all the nutrients the plants need, with hydroponics, that cleans that stuff out of the water and preps it for the fish. Very neat and clean WIN-WIN deal! You don't need a shark tank on your balcony. The book tells you how small a fish tank is enough for your tomatoes and carrots and parsley and mushrooms and herbs. If you have a closet, balcony, or garden space, grab Aquaponics, while it is on sale! AND, they throw in $300 worth of additional books! By the way, there is no weeding necessary with Aquaponics!

Thanks to Jim for this story. The season is a bit off, but by summer I would likely forget it. An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter offensive tactics. That summer, the area had experienced an infestation of rattlesnakes. Officers and NCOs were given one magazine of live ammunition to counter this danger, as several men had already been bitten. So much ammunition was expended shooting, supposedly, at snakes that the post commander demanded that every officer and NCO who had shot at a snake present the dead snake as proof that the expenditure of rounds was justifiable. The next day, the post commander entered his office and spotted a shoe box on his desk. He opened it, revealing a very live rattlesnake. Inside the box also were twenty expended cartridges, and a short note. The note said, "I missed!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Dale Arave, Drunk driver goes into Home Depot rampage RIVERDALE, Utah — A drunk driver who smashed his truck into sheds, a swing set and light post in a Home Depot parking lot is facing multiple charges. KSL-TV reports that Riverdale police arrested 38-year-old Dale Arave on Wednesday. Part of Arave’s rampage was videotaped by a shopper and later used as evidence by police. Riverdale Police Lt. James Ebert says Arave refused to get out of his truck after the vehicle hit a curb and became high centered. Arave is facing multiple charges, including criminal mischief. Police found two handguns and three rifles in this truck. All were loaded. None were used when he resisted exiting the truck. Possibly he was just too drunk to jump out of the truck as quickly as police expected. Arave says he drank large amounts of whiskey. His family members say he is going through personal problems and is despondent. The damage to the store is estimate to be $20,000. Tech Support Pits From: Inga Re: Extensions hidden in W7 Dear Webby I am used to seeing the file extensions in the Windows File Explorer. How is that accomplished in Blonde Windoze? Thanks Inga Dear Inga Open the File Explorer Click on Tools Folder Options View and in there take off the checkmarks from Hide Extensions for nown file types. Then tell it to apply it to all folders. Keep in mind, though, Internet shortcuts are stored like files, but withut an extension. DUH! If you got things set correctly, and still don't see an extension, then it is either an Internet shortcut, or a file without an extension. While you are in there, sort by file type. If you see a bunch of zip files in your email Attachment directory, dump them. They are mal ware. Only scammers and hackers send zip files by email. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Surprise Guests With Flowers in the Bathroom Having a party? Give your guests something more to talk about than the food and who did not show up. Surprise them with a bathtub full of lilacs. They're fun and inexpensive. They are in bloom just in time for graduation. It will be a party to remember, I promise. By Joanne from Fond du Lac, WI Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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Thanks to Big Frank for this Classic: A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS YOUNG AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days. Big Frank
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A new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous and about ten minutes into the talk his mind went blank. He remembered some advice they gave him in seminary school when a situation like this arose -- repeat your last point. Often this will help you remember what should come next. So he gave it a try. "Behold, I come quickly," he said. Still his mind was blank. So he tried again, "Behold, I come quickly!" Still nothing. He tried once more, this time with so much vehemence that he tripped over his microphone wire and fell off the stage, right into the lap of a little old lady in the front row. The young preacher was very embarrassed and tried to apolo- gize, but the woman replied, "That's all right, young man. It was my fault...I should have gotten ready for you. After all, you did tell me three times you were coming!"
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Today, March 16, in 
1190 The Crusaders began the massacre of Jews in York, England.
1521 Portuguese navigator Ferdinand Magellan reached the 
  Philippines. He was killed the next month by natives.
1621 Samoset walked into the settlement of Plymouth Colony, 
  later Plymouth, MA. Samoset was a native from the Monhegan 
  tribe in Maine who spoke English. He greeted the Pilgrims 
  by saying, "Welcome, Englishmen! My name is Samoset."
1871 The State of Delaware enacted the first fertilizer law.
1907 The world's largest cruiser, the British Invincible was 
  completed at Glasgow.
1908 China released the Japanese steamship Tatsu Maru.
1909 Cuba suffered its first revolt only six weeks 
  after the inauguration of Gomez.
1926 Physicist Robert H. Goddard launched the first 
  liquid-fuel rocket.
1935 Adolf Hitler ordered a German rearmament and violated 
  the Versailles Treaty.
1939 Germany occupied the rest of Czechoslovakia.
1945 Iwo Jima was declared secure by the Allies. 
  However, small pockets of Japanese resistance still existed.
1947 Martial law was withdrawn in Tel Aviv.
1950 Congress voted to remove federal taxes on oleomargarine.
1968 U.S. troops in Vietnam destroyed a village consisting 
  mostly of women and children. The event is known as the 
  My-Lai massacre.
1993 In France, ostrich meat was officially declared fit 
  for human consumption.
1994 Tonya Harding pled guilty in Portland, OR, to conspiracy 
  to hinder prosecution for covering up the attack on 
  her skating rival Nancy Kerrigan. She was fined $100,000. 
  She was also banned from amateur figure skating.
1994 Russia agreed to slowly phase out production of 
  weapons-grade plutonium.
1998 Rwanda began mass trials for 1994 genocide with 
  125,000 suspects for 500,000 murders.
1999 The 20 members of the European Union's European Commission 
  announced their resignations amid allegations of corruption 
  and financial mismanagement.
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