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Today is Sunday, April 7.

Thank you, Norm!

Happy Beer Day!

It seems the media have decided that the term
"Illegal Alien" is not politically correct.
The currently politically correct term apparently is:
"Undocumented Democrat".

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Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it. --- Soren Kierkegaard (1813 - 1855) The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments. --- William H. Borah
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom saying to himself, "How can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we dated, but she's bound to find out sooner or later." Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, "How do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out." The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, puts his arm around her shoulder, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've a confession to make." And she says, "So have I, love." To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks!"
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A man had been driving all night, and by morning, was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes. No sooner had he settled back to snooze, when there came a knocking on his window. He looked out and saw a jogger running in place. "Excuse me, sir," the jogger said, "do you have the time?" The man looked at the car clock and answered, "Eight fifteen." The jogger said thanks and left. The man settled back again, and was just dozing off, when there was another knock on the window and another jogger asked, "Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?" The man was a little irritated and growled, "It's twenty minutes past eight!" The jogger thanked the man and left. Now the man could see other joggers passing by and he knew it was only a matter of time before another one disturbed him. To avoid the problem, he got out a pen and paper and put a sign in his window saying, "I do not know the time!" Once again he settled back to sleep. He was just dozing off, when there was another knock on the window. Another jogger said, "Sir, it's eight thirty."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jose Zarate, 25, in jail now in Phoenix, AZ Mother murdered in front of teen daughter after she denies sex with her to undocumented democrat. Reported by ClashDaily.com AGUILA, Ariz. -- Maricopa County Sheriff's detectives are investigating a murder that happened late Monday night near Powell and 2nd Street. Authorities say an argument ensued after the suspect, 25-year-old Jose Zarate, went to 31-year-old Maria Saucedo's home around 9:30 p.m. When the two began fighting about Zarate wanting to have a sex with Saucedo's 13-year-old daughter, he pulled out a rifle and shot her in the chest at close range -- in the presence of the teen. According to the MCSO report, "One of several witnesses to the crime apparently disarmed Zarate before he fled the area on foot." When they arrived at the scene, deputies administered CPR on Saucedo, but she was later pronounced dead. "How awful this is that a mother loses her life in the process of defending her daughter's honor," said Sheriff Joe Arpaio. On Wednesday, deputies arrested Zarate. He was found at his home. Deputy Joaquin Enriquez stated, "Sheriff's deputies say Zarate is a non-U.S. citizen who has been living in the country without proper authorization." Zarate was booked into the 4th Avenue Jail on the following charges: 2nd degree murder, two counts of aggravated assault and possession of a weapon by a prohibited person. Tech Support Pits From: Benj Re: XP-Mode in W-7 Pro Dear Webby How usable is XP-Mode in Windows 7 Pro? I need to run some XP accounting software. Benj Dear Benj XP-mode is not really XP. It is a cruelly damaged and handicapped parody of XP. For example, you can't adjust the screen resolution, or font zoom, which means you need a magnifying glass to read text in XP or DOS programs. It is most definitely NOT worth the extra money. You are MUCH better off to try and get an old XP with set-up CD at some garage sale. Even if you have to replace the hard drive, or install into a new computer, you are much better off. The Original XP won't have easy, automatic networking, but it can be networked with a bit of old-fashioned Have FUN! DearWebby
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Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store. "Have you ever seen one of these before?" one asked. "Yeah, my mom and dad have one," the other replied. "What's it for?" asked the first boy. "I don't know," the second boy answered. "I think you stand on it and it either makes you cuss or cry. That's what it does to my Dad and Mom."
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A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections. One Sunday he announced, "Now, before we pass the collection plate, I would like to request that the person who stole the chickens from Farmer Condill's henhouse please refrain from giving any money to the Lord. The Lord doesn't want money from a thief!" The collection plate was passed around, and for the first time in months everybody gave.
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1652 The Dutch established a settlement at Cape Town, South Africa.
1712 A slave revolt broke out in New York City.
1798 The territory of Mississippi was organized.
1864 The first camel race in America was held in Sacramento, California.
1922 U.S. Secretary of Interior leased Teapot Dome naval 
  oil reserves in Wyoming.
1933 Prohibition ended in the United States.
1945 The Japanese battleship Yamato, the world’s largest battleship, 
  was sunk during the battle for Okinawa. The fleet was headed for a 
  suicide mission.
1953 IBM unveiled the IBM 701 Electronic Data Processing Machine. 
  It was IBM's first commercially available scientific computer.
1963 At the age of 23, Jack Nicklaus became the youngest golfer to 
  win the Green Jacket at the Masters Tournament.
1963 Yugoslavia proclaimed itself a Socialist republic.
1963 Josip Broz Tito was proclaimed to be the leader of 
  Yugoslavia for life.
1966 The U.S. recovered a hydrogen bomb it had lost off the 
  coast of Spain.
1967 Israel reported that they had shot down six Syrian MIGs.
1969 The U.S. Supreme Court unanimously struck down laws prohibiting 
  private possession of obscene material.
1971 U.S. President Nixon pledged to withdraw 100,000 more men 
  from Vietnam by December.
1980 The U.S. broke diplomatic relations with Iran and imposed 
  economic sanctions in response to the taking of hostages on 
  November 4, 1979.
1985 The Soviet Union announced a unilateral freeze on medium-range 
  nuclear missiles.
1988 Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev agreed to final terms of a 
  Soviet withdrawal from Afghanistan. Soviet troops began leaving 
  on May 16, 1988.
1988 In Fort Smith, AR, 13 white supremacists were acquitted 
  on charges for plotting to overthrow the U.S. federal government.
1989 A Soviet submarine carrying nuclear weapons sank in the 
  Norwegian Sea.
1990 In the U.S., John Poindexter was found guilty of five counts 
  at his Iran-Contra trial. The convictions were later 
  reversed on appeal.
1998 Mary Bono, the widow of Sonny Bono, won a special election to 
  serve out the remainder of her husband's congressional term.
1999 Yugoslav authorities sealed off Kosovo's main border crossings 
  to prevent ethnic Albanians from leaving.
2000 U.S. President Clinton signed the Senior Citizens Freedom to 
  Work Act of 2000. The bill reversed a Depression-era law and allows 
  senior citizens to earn money without losing Social Security 
  retirement benefits.
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