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Today is Tuesday, April 9.

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Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are. --- Bertolt Brecht (1898 - 1956)
One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on organizing her final report for the year. "Why don't you use Roman numerals to head the different sections?" another friend suggested. "I thought of that," she replied. "But I got a Mac, and my keyboard doesn't have Roman numerals on it."
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Also known as 'women's intuition,' this sixth sense thing is no myth. Women seem to know what's going on in their man's lives almost better than they do. Why is this? In the early 80's researchers discovered that women have more connections between the brain's two hemispheres than men do. It's these connections that allow them to put together a puzzle from seemingly unconnectable pieces... That, and they go through your stuff while you're in the shower.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Marcus O'Neal, 28, Springfield, MO Jailed After Beating, Strip Searching Woman After She "Liked" A Girlfriend's Photograph On Facebook Reported by The Weekly Vice Marcus O'Neal, a 28-year-old Springfield bonehead, was jailed after he allegedly beat, strip searched and strangled his girlfriend because she "liked" a friend's photograph on Facebook. According to police, O'Neal turned violent and attacked his girlfriend after he looked at her Facebook page and noticed that she had "liked" a friend's photograph. The photograph in question belonged to the woman's girlfriend, who was seen standing next to a male companion. O'Neal became jealous, however, believing that his girlfriend wanted to be romantically involved with the man in the photograph. Although the victim pleaded that she had no interest in the man in the photograph, O'Neal slapped her across the face. He then allegedly grabbed the woman by the neck, drug her to a bedroom and threw her onto the bed. O'Neal paused for a moment to tell the victim's children that she had been cheating on him and was nothing but a "whore." He then slapped the woman again. About a half hour after the attack began, both the woman and her children were crying. That's when O'Neal closed the windows so neighbors couldn't hear the crying and screaming. He then locked the door so no one could interrupt what he was about to do next. He then forced the woman to strip naked in front of him so he could search her body for signs of sexual activity. O'Neal spit on the woman, threatened to kill her family and yelled obscenities at her. When O'Neal eventually became tired, the woman thought of an excuse to leave the house and checked herself into a hospital. Officers who were called to the hospital found scratch marks and bruising on the woman's neck which were consistent with her statement. O'Neal, who was out of jail on bond after he assaulted the same woman, was taken into custody. He told investigators that he never touched the woman and that the injuries on her neck were actually hickeys. He was booked into the Greene County Jail and charged with three counts of domestic assault. His bond has been set at $25,000. Tech Support Pits From: Alice Re: Funny stamp on Sushi ad Dear Webby What is that funny stamp size pattern on the Sushi ad? I have seen it or similar ones on various web sites, but have never seen any explanation for it. What are they all about? Alice Dear Alice Those stamps are QR codes or 2D bar codes. QR stands for Quick response. Originally the QR codes were just used by Japanese car makers to identify parts and components.Nowadays, because they are compact and practically without a limit, they are also used for web site URLs. For example, the code for the Humor letter is If that code was on some other site or in a paper, then you could scan that with a smart phone, and it would open the Humor Letter for you. You could also scan it with a smart-phone off the computer screen and send the URL or store it. QR codes can be as small as 60 x 60 pixels, or as large as a corn field maze. If you use a smart phone, the QR codes can be handy. If you don't, just ignore them. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A young married couple lived in a cheap housing complex an hour north of London. Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had no privacy. This was painfully obvious when one morning the husband was upstairs and the wife was downstairs on the telephone. She was interrupted by the doorbell and went to greet her neighbor. "Give this to your husband," he said thrusting a roll of toilet paper into her hands. "He's been yelling for it for 15 minutes!"
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Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money someday. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possibilities of the brokerage business. "Look at that yacht," he said as they drove slowly past a marina. "That 96' beauty belongs to the senior partner at Merrill Lynch. That one over there 104' is owned by the head of Goldman, Sachs. And look at that huge 210' yacht out there. That's the pride and joy of the top seller at Prudential-Bache." His friend Morris was silent. Goodman turned to look at him and saw a pained look on his face. "What's the matter?" Goodman asked. "I was just wondering," Morris said, "why aren't there any customers' yachts?"
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Today, April 9, in
0193 In the Balkans, the distinguished soldier Septimius 
  Seversus was proclaimed emperor by the army in Illyricum.
1241 In the Battle of Liegnitz, Mongol armies defeated the 
  Poles and the Germans.
1454 The city states of Venice, Milan and Florence signed 
  a peace agreement at Lodi, Italy.
1682 Robert La Salle claimed the lower Mississippi River 
  and all lands that touch it for France.
1770 Captain James Cook discovered Botany Bay on the 
  Australian continent.
1865 At Appomattox Court House, Virginia, General Robert E. Lee 
  surrendered his Confederate Army to Union General Ulysses S. 
  Grant. Grant allowed Rebel officers to keep their sidearms and 
  permitted soldiers to keep their horses and mules. Though there 
  were still Confederate armies in the field, the war was 
  officially over. The four years of fighting had killed 360,000 
  Union troops and 260,000 Confederate troops.
1867 The U.S. Senate ratified the treaty with Russia that 
  purchased the territory of Alaska by one vote.
1869 The Hudson Bay Company ceded its territory to Canada.
1872 S.R. Percy received a patent for dried milk.
1900 British forces routed the Boers at Kroonstadt, South Africa.
1905 The first aerial ferry bridge went into operation in 
  Duluth, MN.
1914 In London, the first full-color film, 
  "The World, The Flesh & the Devil," was shown.
1917 The Battle of Arras began as Canadian troops began 
  a massive assault on Vimy Ridge.
1918 Latvia proclaimed its independence.
1928 Mae West made her debut on Broadway in the 
  production of "Diamond Lil."
1940 Germany invaded Norway and Denmark.
1942 In the Battle of Bataan, American and Filipino forces 
  were overwhelmed by the Japanese Army.
1945 At Bari, Italy, the Liberty exploded and killed 360. 
  The ship was carrying aerial bombs.
1957 The Suez Canal was cleared for all shipping.
1959 NASA announced the selection of America's first 
  seven astronauts.
1967 The first Boeing 737 was rolled out for use.
1976 The U.S. and Russia agreed on the size of nuclear tests 
  for peaceful use.
1981 The U.S. Submarine George Washington struck and sunk 
  a small Japanese freighter in the East China Sea. 
  The Nissho Maru's captain and first mate died.
1983 The space shuttle Challenger concluded it first flight.
1984 Nicaragua asked the World Court to declare U.S. support 
  for guerilla raids illegal.
1985 Japanese Premier Nakasone urged Japanese people to buy 
  foreign products.
1988 The U.S. imposed economic sanctions on Panama.
1989 16 civilians were killed during rioting in Soviet Georgia.
1989 Hundreds of thousands marched past the White House in 
  support of the right to abortion.
1991 Georgia voted to secede from the U.S.S.R.
1992 Former Panamanian ruler Manuel Noriega was convicted in 
  Miami, FL, of eight drug and racketeering charges.
1998 More than 150 Muslims died in stampede in Mecca, 
  Saudi Arabia, on last day of the haj pilgrimage.
1999 In Niger, President Ibrahim Baré Maïnassara was 
  assassinated. Daouda Malam Wanke was designated president 
  two days later. 
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