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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? --- Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000) Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. --- Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963), Somebody should 'splain that to Al Gore! Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it. --- Stephen Vizinczey
Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously, when the auctioneer received a note from an assistant, "A gentle- man in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of $2,000." There was a moment's silence, and then from the back of the room came a cry: "Two Thousand Five Hundred."
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An expectant mother was being rushed to the hospital, but didn't quite make it. She gave birth to her baby on the hospital lawn. Later, the father received a bill, listing "Delivery Room Fee: $500." He wrote the hospital and reminded them the baby was born on the front lawn. A week passed, and a corrected bill arrived: "Greens Fee: $200."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Laquavia Wallace, 22, Sarasota, FL Jailed After Assaulting Ex-Boyfriend's Penis When He Refused To Start New Relationship With Her Reported by The Weekly Vice Laquavia Wallace, a 22-year-old Florida woman, was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly began yanking on her ex-boyfriend's penis when he refused to start a new relationship with her. According the Manatee County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched to the residence of Antonio Williams after 911 dispatchers received a report of a domestic dispute in progress. Arriving deputies spoke with Williams who stated that he was at his residence when Wallace came by to pick up their daughter. Williams said that he invited Wallace to come inside, however, an argument soon developed between the pair because Wallace wanted to begin a new relationship with him and he wasn't interested in the idea. That's when Wallace allegedly grabbed Williams' penis with her right hand and began pulling on it. Williams stated that the vigorous yanking caused him pain, and so he grabbed Wallace's arm to "prevent further violence." The arrest report did not indicate Williams' state of dress or how Wallace was able to grab his penis. Also not mentioned in the report was the daughter's whereabouts while her mother was engaged in an assault on her father's penis. The incident was witnessed by a roommate who lives with Williams, according to the arrest report. Although Williams told deputies that he didn't wish to file charges or provide a sworn affidavit, deputies felt they had gathered enough information and evidence to take Wallace into custody without his testimony. Wallace was booked into the Manatee County Jail and charged with domestic battery. She was released without bond the next day. Tech Support Pits From: Gerold Re: Uninterruptible Power Supply Dear Webby We have a lot of power failures, and expect more in the summer and fall. Because of the long start-up time of my computer, I need something that takes over instantly, even if there is just a momentary flicker in the power. Btw., I use a low power LCD monitor. What do you recommend? Dear Gerold Forget the overpriced UPSes. Most of them just barely allow you a clean shut-down, but not to continue working. Get a standard automotive 450 W - 600W DC to AC adapter from a recreational vehicle or camping supply store, a standard car battery and a car battery charger. Connect all of them up and run an extension cord from the DC to AC adapter to your computer and monitor. You can even plug in a light with a compact fluorescent bulb. If you are set up like that, you are ALWAYS running off the car battery. When the power fails, then for a while the car battery won't get charged up. But you will have half a day or more reserve before you have to start a generator to recharge the battery. Usually power is restored long before that. Once you have everything connected and working, spray or brush the battery terminals and connectors with an acrylic varnish or paint. NOT Latex! As long as you don't set the battery on a concrete floor, you should get 4-5 years out of it. Even though today's batteries are sealed, I would still recommend to keep them outside and as high up as is conveniently possible. By the way, unlike laptop batteries, automotive batteries should NEVER be completely discharged. Their capabilities are only 80% as good after a complete discharge as they were before you did that. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Today, April 19, in
1012 Aelfheah was murdered by Danes who had been ravaging 
 the south of England. Aelfhear had become the 29th Archbishop 
 of Canterbury in 1005.
1539 Emperor Charles V reached a truce with German Protestants 
 at Frankfurt, Germany.
1587 English admiral Sir Francis Drake entered Cadiz harbor 
 and sank the Spanish fleet.
1689 Residents of Boston ousted their governor, Edmond Andros.
1713 Holy Roman Emperor Charles VI issued the Pragmatic Sanction, 
 which gave women the rights of succession to Hapsburg possessions.
1764 The English Parliament banned the American colonies from 
 printing paper money.
1770 Captain James Cook discovered New South Wales, Australia. 
 Cook originally named the land Point Hicks.
1775 The American Revolution began as fighting broke out at 
 Lexington, MA.
1782 The Netherlands recognized the new United States.
1794 Tadeusz Kosciuszko forced the Russians out of Warsaw.
1802 The Spanish reopened the New Orleans port to American merchants.
1861 Thaddeus S. C. Lowe sailed 900 miles in nine hours in a hot air 
 balloon from Cincinnati, OH, to Unionville, SC.
1861 The Baltimore riots resulted in four Union soldiers and nine 
 civilians killed.
1861 U.S. President Lincoln ordered a blockade of Confederate ports.
1892 The Duryea gasoline buggy was introduced in the U.S. by 
 Charles and Frank Duryea.
1897 The first annual Boston Marathon was held. It was the 
 first of its type in the U.S.
1927 In China, Hankow communists declared war on Chaing Kai-shek.
1933 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt issued a proclamation 
 that removed the U.S. from the gold standard.
1938 General Francisco Franco declared victory in the 
 Spanish Civil War.
1939 Connecticut approved the Bill of Rights for the U.S. 
 Constitution after 148 years.
1943 The Warsaw Ghetto uprising against Nazi rule began. 
 The Jews were able to fight off the Germans for 28 days.
1951 Shigeki Tanaka won the Boston Marathon. Tanaka had 
 survived the atomic blast at Hiroshima, Japan during WW II.
1956 Actress Grace Kelly became Princess Grace of Monaco when 
 she married  Prince Rainier III of Monaco.
1967 Surveyor 3 landed on the moon and began sending photos 
 back to the U.S.
1971 Russia launched the Salyut into orbit around Earth. It was 
 the first permanet space station.
1975 India launched its first satellite with aid from the USSR.
1981 In Davao, Philippines, thirteen people were killed when members 
 of the New People's Army threw hand grenades into the Roman Catholic 
 cathedral during Easter services.
1982 The U.S. announced a ban on U.S. tourist and business 
 traval to Cuba. The U.S. charged the Cuban government with subversion 
 in Central America.
1987 In Phoenix, AZ, skydiver Gregory Robertson went into a 200-mph 
 free-fall to save an unconscious colleague 3,500 feet 
 from the ground.
1987 The last California condor known to be in the wild was captured 
 and placed in a breeding program at the San Diego Wild Animal Park.
1989 A gun turret exploded aboard the USS Iowa. 47 sailors were killed.
1993 The Branch-Davidianís compound in Waco, TX, burned to the ground. 
 It was the end of a 51-day standoff between the cult and U.S. federal 
 agents. 86 people were killed including 17 children. Nine of the Branch 
 Davidians escaped the fire.
1994 A Los Angeles jury awarded $3.8 million to Rodney King for 
 violation of his civil rights.
1995 The Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City
 OK, was destroyed by a bomb. It was the worst bombing on U.S. 
 territory. 168 people were killed including 19 children, and 
 500 were injured. Timothy McVeigh was found guilty of the 
 bombing on June 2, 1997.
1998 Wang Dan, a leader of 1989 Tienanmen Square pro democracy 
 protests, was freed by the Chinese government.
2000 In the Philippines, Air Philippines GAP 541 crashed while 
 preparing to land. 131 people were killed.
2002 The USS Cole was relaunched. In Yemen, 17 sailors were killed 
 when the ship was attacked by terrorists on October 12, 2000. 
 The attack was blamed on Osama bin Laden's al-Qaida network.
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