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Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source. --- Ron Nesen If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. --- Oscar Wilde
As a test pilot climbs out of an experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives, the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks "What happened?" The pilot replies, "I don't know, I just got here myself!" - Attributed to Ray Crandell (Lockheed test pilot)
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One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?" The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Courtney Addington, 24, Sacramento, CA Jailed After Newborn Infant Found Stuffed In Garbage Bag Despite "Safely Surrendered Baby" Law Reported by The Weekly Vice Courtney Addington, a 24-year-old California woman, was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly delivered a live baby that was later found dead in a garbage bag under her bed. According to the Sacramento County Sheriff's Office, an investigation was launched in late January after Addington was admitted to Mercy General Hospital following complications arising from excessive bleeding from her vaginal area. Hospital staff determined during the examination that Addington had recently given birth, however Addington repeatedly denied birthing a child and insisted that she was suffering from irritable bowel syndrome. Hospital staff notified the Sacramento County Sheriff's Office who drove out to Addington's residence to have a look around. That's when deputies discovered a deceased newborn infant that had been stuffed into a garbage bag and hidden under a bed at the residence. Detectives searched Addington's cell phone and found online search phrases that included: "irritable bowel syndrome medication," "signs that your water is about to break," "what to expect in labor," and "how to stop loss of blood." As the investigation unfolded over the next few months, investigators determined that the baby girl, who is now named Hayden Elaine, was alive at the time of birth. Family members told detectives that they suspected Addington was pregnant, but she denied being pregnant and claimed she was suffering from IBS. Perhaps the saddest part of the case for investigators is the senseless death of a newborn child despite California's Safely Surrendered Baby Law which allows parents the freedom to surrender an unwanted newborn to the state within 72 hours of birth - no questioned asked. The provision was signed into law more than 7 years ago. Addington was booked into the Sacramento County Jail and charged with murder. A bond amount has not yet been set in the case. Tech Support Pits From: Babye Re: Right Click Block Dear Webby, I was wondering if you could give me instructions on disabling the right click ban on some sites. I like to save pictures to do as jigsaw puzzles and some sites give a pop up box that says 'right click disabled'. Thanks, Babye Dear Babye Quite often that copy protection is because somebody has bought the rights to use the pictures, but not the copy right, and they are required to protect them. There is nothing you can do about their copy protection. You CAN steal a screen shot by hitting PrintScreen or ALT PrintScreen, and then go into your graphics program and paste the screen shot into a new picture. Just don't get caught with stolen pictures on your site! Have FUN! DearWebby
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A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What was your last known position?" Student: "When I was number one for takeoff."
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Two men were shooting the breeze when one said his wife was driving him to drink. "You're lucky," the other replied. "Mine makes me walk."
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Cohen's house, and grandpa gets out. The polite policeman explained, "I came upon this elderly gentleman who said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home. He did, however, know the address, and so here we are. Do you know this gentleman?" "Of course, officer! It's my Morris!", said grandma Cohen. Turning to grandpa, she said, "Morris ! You've been going to that park for over 30 years! How could you possibly get lost?" Leaning close, so that the policeman couldn't hear, grandpa whispered, "Shhhh I wasn't lost... I was just too tired to walk home."
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Today, April 24, in
1519 Envoys of Montezuma II attended the first Easter mass in 
 Central America.
1547 Charles V's troops defeated the Protestant League of 
 Schmalkalden at the battle of Muhlburg.
1558 Mary, Queen of Scotland, married the French dauphin, Francis.
1800 The Library of Congress was established with a $5,000 allocation.
1805 The U.S. Marines attacked and captured the town of Derna 
 in Tripoli (Libya).
1833 A patent was granted for first soda fountain.
1877 Russia declared war on the Ottoman Empire.
1877 In the U.S., federal troops were ordered out of New Orleans. 
 This was the end to the North's post-Civil War rule in the South.
1884 Otto von Bismarck cabled Cape Town that South Africa was 
 now a German colony.
1889 The Edison General Electric Company was organized.
1898 Spain declared war on the U.S., rejecting America's ultimatum 
 for Spain to withdraw from Cuba.
1915 During World War I, the Ottoman Turkish Empire began the mass 
 deportation of Armenians.
1916 Irish nationalists launched the Easter Rebellion against 
 British occupation forces. They were overtaken several days later.
1944 The first B-29 arrived in China, over the Hump of the Himalayas.
1948 The Berlin airlift began to relieve the surrounded Western 
 half of the city.
1961 U.S. President Kennedy accepted "sole responsibility" following 
 Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba.
1962 MIT sent a TV signal by satellite for the first time.
1967 Soviet astronaut Vladimir Komarov died when his craft crashed 
 with a tangled parachute.
1967 The newest Greek regime banned miniskirts.
1970 The People's Republic of China launched its first satellite.
1973 Albert Sabin reported that herpesviruses were factors in 
 nine kinds of cancer.
1981 The IBM Personal Computer was introduced.
1989 Thousands of students began striking in Beijing.
1990 The space shuttle Discovery blasted off from Cape Canaveral, FL. 
 It was carrying the $1.5 billion Hubble Space Telescope.
1997 The U.S. Senate ratified the Chemical Weapons Convention. 
 The global treaty banned the development, production, storage 
 and use of chemical weapons.
2000 ABC-TV aired the TV movie "The Three Stooges." 
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