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The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. --- John F. Kennedy (1917 - 1963) A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes. --- James Feibleman
>From Bob My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper. One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel." Mom turned to him and sweetly replied, "Yes, darling, I know. That's why I married a college graduate."
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>From a fisherman, who wants to remain anonymous There is no such thing as too much equipment. When in doubt, exaggerate. Everyone has a story about the one that got away. Fish always start to grow after they get away. Keep one eye on the bobbers at all times. The way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly. You never forget your first bite. A fishing line has a hook at one end and an optimist at the other. Life is a can of worms. The fishing is always better on the other side of the lake. When the going gets tough, the tough go fishing.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Katrina Tisdale, 47, St. Petersburg, Floriduh Jailed for calling 911, Asking Police For Help Getting Refund From Her Drug Dealer Reported by The Smoking Gun After handing over her last $50 to a drug dealer for cocaine and marijuana, a Florida woman suffering from buyer’s remorse called 911 and asked cops for help in securing a refund. Katrina Tisdale, 47, explained to St. Petersburg police that she would be penniless until her next Social Security disability check arrived. Hence the pressing need to recover her $50 from the unnamed narcotics salesman. Despite Tisdale’s explanation for her two calls to 911 Monday evening, officers arrested her for misusing the police emergency system. Seen in the above mug shot, Tisdale was booked into the Pinellas County jail, where she is being held on $100 bond. According to jail records, Tisdale has been arrested many times over the past several years, including six arrests for cocaine possession. Tisdale was convicted in mid-2011 of calling 911 to falsely report that she had been robbed by her drug dealer. Since she apparently had already used the dope, that she wanted a refund for, she was not chraged for possession this time. Tech Support Pits From: Daniel Re: AutoPlay for Windows XP Dear Webby, will the advice you gave gary work with windoesxp sp2 ? i have the same problem. thanks, Daniel Dear Daniel No, for XP there is a different procedure. Enabling AutoPlay on a data and audio CD (Windows XP) Open My Computer or Explorer Highlight the CD-ROM drive, right click the CD-ROM drive and click properties. Click the AutoPlay tab. Within this section you will be able to specify all Windows AutoPlay features. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Save Money on Plants Save Money on PlantsPlants and shrubs for the garden seem to get more expensive every year. I use a little trick when I plant new items. Some plants that are bound together in pots can be separated and you can get two or sometime three plants from one pot. I use a small dry wall saw to saw all the way through the plant and plant it right away. This saw works better for me than a knife. I did this for several new plants and shrubs that I purchased this spring and am happy to say they are all doing great. By xintexas from San Antonio, TX Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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A man was visiting his elderly neighbor and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The neighbor asked, "When did you bag him?" The old man said proudly, "That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife and her mother." "What's he stuffed with?" asked the neighbor. "Guess!" replied the old man
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While the family was sitting around the dinner table, Jennifer, 5, turned to her brother Andy, 3, and pointed to her dad. "That's not your real father," she said, startling the whole family. "Yes, he is!" Andy replied. "No, he's not," Jennifer insisted. "God is your heavenly father." Then pointing at her dad, she said, "That's your homely father!"
So, .... Lack of gun stores causes cold weather, and cold weather causes gun related murders? Or is it the other way around?
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Today, April 26, in
1514 Copernicus made his first observations of Saturn.
1607 The British established an American colony at Cape Henry, 
 Virginia. It was the first permanent English establishment 
 in the Western Hemisphere.
1865 John Wilkes Booth was killed by the U.S. Federal Cavalry.
1937 German planes attacked Guernica, Spain, during the 
 Spanish Civil War.
1968 Students seized the administration building at Ohio 
 State University.
1982 The British announced that Argentina had surrendered 
 on Falklands.
1986 The world’s worst nuclear disaster to date occurred at 
 Chernobyl, Ukraine. Thirty-one people died in the incident and 
 many more were exposed to radioactive material.
2002 In Erfurt, Germany, an expelled student killed 17 people 
 at his former school. The student then killed himself. 
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