How to get rid of HP Web Smart Printing nuisance  
Friday, May 3, 2013, 11:40 AM
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From: Wendy
Re: Get rid of HP Web Smart Printing nuisance

Hi, Webby, well, uninstalling that silly Smart Web Printing 
is a 'no-go'  It won't let me uninstall it.  So now what?  
When I go to Add/Remove programs there is no way it will 
let me uninstall it.  It's driving me crazy.  I'm thinking 
that maybe it's best to take this whole tower to my tech 
fella and get him to re-vamp this whole thing.  
This all started when my son unhooked my HP printer, and 
hooked it up to his laptop to print our Tax returns.  Then, 
when he hooked it up again, this is what has happened.  
I'm going to check that ClickBook site and see if 
there's any help there.
 
Thanks for all your help.
Cheers, Wendy

Dear Wendy
Apparently you are not the only person suffering from that 
"HP Smart Web Malfunction". The forums are full of 
complaints.

However, i found a solution, that apparently works:

When you have IE open, 
click Tools, 
click Manage Add-Ons, 
click on HP Smart Web Printing on the list and then 
click the option to Disable this add-on. 
Close all open IE and then re-open it. 
HP Smart Web Printing should no longer automatically load. 

With FireFox it's the same. Tools, Add-ons, etc.

ClickBook is defintiely an
excellent idea for managing involved print jobs. Anything
from labels to 4 "page" per sheet eBooks in paperback book
format is automated by it, and when not needed, it politely
exits, completely, without anything lurking in the memory.
Clickbook won't get in the way of regular printing. When you
do need it, you select it as if you were selecting one of 
many printers.

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After twenty-five years in the same parish, Father O'Malley 
was saying his farewells at his retirement dinner. An 
eminent member of the congregation - a leading politician - 
had been asked to make a presentation and a short speech, 
but was late arriving. 

So the priest took it upon himself to fill the time, and 
stood up to the microphone: 
"I remember the first confession I heard here twenty-five 
years ago and it worried me as to what sort of place I'd 
come to... 

That first confession remains the worst I've ever heard. 
The chap confessed that he'd stolen a TV set from a neighbor 
and lied to the police when questioned, successfully blaming 
it on a local scallywag. He said that he'd stolen money from 
his parents and from his employer; that he'd had affairs 
with several of his friends' wives; that he'd taken hard drugs, 
and had slept with another woman and given her a disease. 

You can imagine what I thought... However I'm pleased to say 
that as the days passed I soon realized that this sad fellow 
was a frightful exception and that this parish was indeed a 
wonderful place full of kind and decent people." 

At this point the politician arrived and apologized for being 
late, and keen to take the stage, he immediately stepped up 
to the microphone and pulled his speech from his pocket: 
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our parish," said the politician, "In fact, I'm certain, 
that I was the first person in the parish that he heard 
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"And since when does a druggist second guess a 
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Today, May 3, in
1568 French forces in Florida slaughtered hundreds of Spanish.
1802 Washington, DC, was incorporated as a city.
1859 France declared war on Austria.
1888 Thomas Edison organized the Edison Phonograph Works.
1916 Irish nationalist Padraic Pearse and two others were 
 executed by the British for their roles in the Easter Rising.
1921 West Virginia imposed the first state sales tax.
1926 The revival of Wilde's "The Importance of Being Earnest" opened in New York.
1926 In Britain, trade unions began a general strike.
1944 Wartime rationing of most grades of meats ended in the U.S.
1944 Dr. Robert Woodward and Dr. William Doering produced the first 
 synthetic quinine at Harvard University.
1945 Indian forces captured Rangoon, Burma, from the Japanese.
1952 The first airplane landed at the geographic North Pole.
1968 After three days of battle, the U.S. Marines retook Dai Do 
 complex in Vietnam. They found that the North Vietnamese had 
 evacuated the area.
1971 Anti-war protesters began four days of demonstrations in 
 Washington, DC.
1986 In NASA's first post-Challenger launch, an unmanned Delta 
 rocket lost power in its main engine shortly after liftoff. 
 Safety officers destroyed it by remote control.
1988 The White House acknowledged that first lady Nancy Reagan 
 had used astrological advice to help schedule her husband's 
 activities.
1992 Five days of rioting and looting ended in Los Angeles, CA. 
 The riots, that killed 53 people, began after the acquittal of 
 police officers in the beating of Rodney King.
1997 The "Republic of Texas" surrendered to authorities ending 
 an armed standoff where two people were held hostage. The 
 group asserts the independence of Texas from the U.S.
1999 Mark Manes, at age 22, was arrested for supplying a gun to 
 Eric Harris and Dylan Kleibold, who later killed 13 people at 
 Columbine High School in Colorado.
2000 The trial of two Libyans accused of killing 270 people in 
 the bombing of Pan Am flight 103 (over Lockerbie) opened.
2006 In Alexandria, VA, Al-Quaida conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui 
 was given a sentence of life in prison for his role in the 
 terrorist attack on the U.S. on September 11, 2001. 
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