How to get rid of PC-TOOLS? 

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The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it. --- P. B. Medawar (1915 - ?) A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. --- Herm Albright (1876 - 1944) Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. --- Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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In a recent survey, 47% of Americans said they thought there was a serious immigration problem that this administration needed to address. The other 53% responded, "No hablo Ingles."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Stephanie Middleton, 34, St Martin, Miss. Jailed After Sending Drugs To Jailbird Husband Using US Mail Reported by The Weekly Vice When Stephanie Middleton was lucky enough to be granted house arrest instead of an 8-year prison sentence following her burglary conviction, she did what any smart girl would NOT do. She began using the United States Postal Service to send drugs to her husband who is currently spending time in jail. According to the Jackson County Sheriff's Office, Stephanie's husband, 34-year-old Joseph Middleton, is incarcerated at the Jackson County Jail on numerous charges, including grand larceny, possession of stolen property, and burglary. Investigators say while Mr. Middleton was incarcerated, Mrs. Middleton reportedly sent an undisclosed amount of prescription Fentanyl patches to him through the U.S. Postal Service. Police discovered the patches and an undisclosed amount of morphine at her residence and took her into custody. Mrs. Middleton was booked into the South Mississippi Correctional Facility and charged with two counts of drug possession and introducing contraband into a jail. If she is convicted on all drug charges and her home detention is reversed, she will face up to 32 years in prison. Mr. Middleton remains jailed at the Jackson County Jail. He is also facing a charge of introducing contraband into a jail. Tech Support Pits From: Martha Re: Get rid of PC-TOOLS I need to uninstatll PC Tools from the PC. It's also call Spyware Doctor. Going to add/remove programs does not work. Thanks for all the great fun you send our way. martha@ Dear Martha You MIGHT find an Uninstall file in the PC-Tools directory. If there isn't follow the instructions at Remove PC-TOOLS It would be a good idea to print that out, and use a big, fat black MarkAll to totally obliterate the ads, that they snuck into the text, so that you don't get sidetracked while you are working on that. You can't click on the printed paper anyway. The instructions look rather scary and are similar to the instructions for getting rid of really nasty trojams, but that's what you get for using PC-TOOLS. By the way, I used to really like PC-TOOLS until it was taken over by Symantec (Norton) in 1994. It had been the major competitor to Norton Utilities, but in the early 1990's the media badmouthed PC-TOOLS and helped Symantec in a hostile take-over. Norton then trashed PC-TOOLS down to their level and made it just as difficult to UN-install. I had stopped using Norton in the late 80's when I found out that they deliberately marked a prime spot on the hard drive as bad and hid registration and expiry information in there, and did not reverse that, when it was un-installed. They CLAIM to be Windows compatible, even though to get the "Windows Compatible" logo, a program would need to provide single click UNinstallation or UNinstallation via Program Manager. Good luck with your UNinstallation! Have FUN! DearWebby
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The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient. "You say you're here," he inquired, "because your family is worried about your taste in socks?" "That's correct," muttered the patient. "I like wool socks." "But that's perfectly normal," replied the doctor. "Many people prefer wool socks to those made from cotton or acrylic. In fact, I myself like wool socks." "You DO?" exclaimed the man. "With oil and vinegar or just a squeeze of lemon?"
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>Thanks to Vern for this one: I was inspecting communications facilities in Alaska. Since I had little experience in flying in small planes, I was nervous when we approached a landing strip in a snow covered area. The pilot descended to just a dozen feet, then gunned both engines, climbed, and circled back. While my heart pounded, the passenger beside me seemed calm. "I wonder why he didn't land," I said. "He was checking to see if the landing strip was plowed," the man said. As we made a second approach, I glanced out the window. "It looks plowed to me," I commented. "No," my seat mate said. "It hasn't been cleared for some time." "How can you tell?" I asked. "Because," the man informed me, "I'm the guy who drives the plow, and I have been in Hawaii for two weeks."
Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house. Knowing his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said, "I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake." "No, but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces without asking."
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Today, May 4, in
1471 In England, the Yorkists defeated the Landcastrians at 
 the battle of Tewkesbury in the War of the Roses.
1493 Alexander VI divided non-Christian world between Spain 
 and Portugal.
1626 Dutch explorer Peter Minuit landed on Manhattan Island. 
 Native Americans later sold the island (20,000 acres) for 
 $24 in cloth and buttons.
1715 A French manufacturer debuted the first folding umbrella.
1776 Rhode Island declared its freedom from England two months 
 before the Declaration of Independence was adopted.
1795 Thousands of rioters entered jails in Lyons, France, and 
 massacre 99 Jacobin prisoners.
1886 Chichester Bell and Charles S. Tainter patented the 
 gramophone. It was the first practical phonograph.
1916 Germany agreed to limit its submarine warfare after a 
 demand from U.S. President Wilson.
1932 Al Capone entered the Atlanta Penitentiary federal prison 
 for income-tax evasion.
1942 The Battle of the Coral Sea commenced as American and 
 Japanese carriers launched their attacks at each other.
1942 The United States began food rationing.
1946 A two-day riot at Alcatraz prison in San Francisco Bay ended. 
 Five people were killed.
1970 The Ohio National Guardsmen opened fire on students 
 during an anti-Vietnam war protest at Kent State University. 
 Four students were killed and nine others were wounded.
1981 The Federal Reserve Board raised its discount rate to 14%.
1987 Live models were used for the first time in Playtex 
 bra ads.
1989 Oliver North, a former White House aide was convicted 
 of shredding documents and two other crimes. He was acquitted 
 of nine other charges stemming from the Iran-Contra affair. 
 The three convictions were later overturned on appeal.
1994 Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin and PLO leader 
 Yasser Arafat signed a historic accord on Palestinian 
 autonomy that granted self-rule in the Gaza Strip and Jericho.
1998 Unabomber Theodore Kaczynski was given four life sentences 
 plus 30 years by a federal judge in Sacramento, CA. The 
 sentence was under a plea agreement that spared Kaczynski 
 the death penalty.
1999 Manuel Babbitt was executed for killing Leah Schendel 
 in 1980. Babbitt had received a purple heart for his injuries 
 in Vietnam while on death row.
2000 Londoners elected their mayor for the first time.
2003 Idaho Gem was born. He was the first member of the horse 
 family to be cloned.
2010 Pablo Picasso's "Nude, Green Leaves and Bust" sold for 
 $106.5 million. 
2013  smiled

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