Post-It-Notes for the computer 

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>From Ida For years my husband denied he was an aggressive driver. That changed one day when we were out for a ride with our three-year-old, Matthew. Seeing a teaching opportunity, I began quizzing Matthew about traffic lights. "What does a red light mean?" I asked. "Stop." "How about green?" "Go." "And yellow?" In his best impression of Daddy, Matthew bellowed, "Haaaanng on!"
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment and get your block knocked off." she said. "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Krystle Harrison, 19, Bradenton, Florida Jailed for Biting Boyfriend's Penis After He Turned Her Down For Sex Reported by The Weekly vice Krystle Harrison, a 19-year-old Florida woman, was jailed last week after she allegedly took a bite out of her boyfriend's penis after he turned her down for sex. According to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office, Harrison and her boyfriend were in bed when Harrison touched him in a suggestive manner and told him that she was in the mood for sex. After the boyfriend had refused Harrison's request for sex several times, Harrison retaliated by grabbing his penis and then biting it. Investigators say the boyfriend jumped out of bed and left the residence, however, Harrison followed him through the door and continued to argue with him outside. When the boyfriend still refused to have sex, Harrison slapped him in the face and then spit on him. At some point during the argument, a tussle broke out between the pair, resulting in scratch marks to the victim's chest. When deputies arrived on the scene and saw the victim's injuries, they immediately took Harrison into custody. She was booked into the Manatee County Jail and charged with battery domestic violence. She was released after posting $1,500 bond. Tech Support Pits From: Erin Re: Computer Post-It notes Dear Webby, Years ago you mentioned post-it notes for the computer, not the expensive paper ones, but virtual ones. Are they still available? Where do I get them? Erin Dear Erin Yes, 3M is still in business. Try They have free versions and reasonably priced professional versions. Unless you need to paste notes onto your hubby's computer down in the basement from yours up in the kitchen, you can probably just use the free version. You will be amazed at what you can do with even the free version, like setting alarms, auto-hide and auto-reveal, and so on. They are also handy for a quick cratch-pad for stuff, that does not merit a file. Just like the paper post-it-notes 20 years ago, they become quite indispensable quickly. There are also the WebNotes at WebNotes You create a work space on the cloud, and pop yellow notes. Your work space is only as secure as the name you give it, however, for casual stuff like shopping lists or picnic plans or collaborative homework it is fine. If you and your cohorts are familiar with RSS, you can arrange it so that an RSS message pops on the desktops of all participants whenever one of them edited a note or added a new one. Load a work space by inventing a name. For single use, just hit the little yellow rectangle at the left top, and a note pops. Double-click in it. There are 8 colors to choose. Type into the note whatever you want. The second icon from the left is for saving the work space. Drag the little icon on the left of the URL Address bar of the browser onto your desktop. Now you can close it, and whenever you want to go back to your work space on the cloud, hit that desktop icon. When you want somebody else to look at your notes, send them the URL, that is in that desktop shortcut or on your web space, for example Then they can read and edit your notes and add new ones. Unlike the 3M Post-It-Notes, the Webnotes don't take graphics. It's a really ancient program and when it was writen, plain text notes were good enough. The main advantage of WebNotes is the ability to share and collaborate over the net, and not have all of FaceBook snicker and giggle about it. They are also handy for sending passwords, registrations, URLs etc. from your desktop to your laptop. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Any Oil To Quiet A Squeaky Door Any kind of oil will fix a squeaky door. I was visiting my young daughter a few years ago and one of her doors was really squeaky. It was fairly early in the morning and she was still asleep so I couldn't ask her what she had to eliminate the problem. I went to her pantry and picked up a can of Pam cooking spray and sprayed the door hinges. It worked like a charm. By Betty from Lubbock, TX WD-40 is cheaper and does not attract dust. It can be re-applied whenever necessary, unlike PAM or cooking oils, which get hard and sticky and squeak, and need to be taken apart and cleaned with WD-40 or penetrating oil. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
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Thanks to Diane for this report: I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
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Amazing Places

Today, May 21, in

1246 Henry Raspe was elected anti-king by the Rhenish 
 prelates in France.
1455 King Henry VI was taken prisoner by the Yorkists at the 
 Battle of St. Albans, during the War of the Roses.
1570 Abraham Ortelius published the first modern atlas in Belgium.
1819 The steamship Savannah became the first to cross the 
 Atlantic Ocean.
1841 Henry Kennedy received a patent for the first reclining chair.
1849 Abraham Lincoln received a patent for the floating dry dock.
1868 Near Marshfield, IN, The "Great Train Robbery" took place. 
 The robbery was worth $96,000 in cash, gold and bonds to the 
 seven members of the Reno gang.
1872 The Amnesty Act restored civil rights to Southerners.
1882 The U.S. formally recognized Korea.
1891 The first public motion picture was given in Thomas Edison's lab.
1892 Dr. Sheffield, a British dentist, invented the toothpaste tube.
1908 The Wright brothers registered their flying machine for a U.S. patent.
1939 Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini signed a military alliance 
 between Germany and Italy known as the "Pact of Steel."
1955 A scheduled dance to be headlined by Fats Domino was canceled by 
 police in Bridgeport, Connecticut because "rock and roll dances might be featured."
1969 A lunar module of Apollo 10 flew within nine miles of the moon's surface. 
 The event was a rehearsal for the first lunar landing.
1972 The island Ceylon adopted a new constitution and became the 
 republic of Sri Lanka.
1990 Microsoft released Windows 3.0.
2002 Chandra Levy's remains were found in Washington, DC's Rock Creek Park. 
 She was last seen on April 30, 2001. 
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