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Today is Monday, May 27.

I wish all American readers a happy and safe Memorial Day. 
Whether you're relaxing at home or traveling with family, 
enjoy your long weekend, and give a thought or two to the
heroes, who paid for your freedom with their lives and limbs.

Have FUN!

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I am not young enough to know everything. --- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900) Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists? --- Kelvin Throop III
Jim's doctor tells him he has only one day to live. When Jim goes home to share the bad news with his wife, she asks what he wants to do with the little bit of time he has left. "All I want," Jim tells his beloved wife, "is to spend my last few hours reliving our honeymoon." Which is exactly what they did. But after hours of blissful romance, she announces that she's tired and wants to go to sleep. "Oh, come on," Jim whispers in her ear. "Look," his wife snaps, "I've got to get up in the morning. You don't!"
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A hunter walking through the jungle, found a huge, dead dinosaur, with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked, "Did you kill that?" The pigmy said, "Yes." The hunter asked, "How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?" The pigmy said, "I killed it with my club." The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?" The pigmy replied, "Not counting the Women's Auxiliary, there are about two hundred of us."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Rodney Wold, 64, Louisville, KY Jailed After Threatening Neighbor With Rifle Over Wabbits Reported by The Weekly Vice Rodney Wold, a 64-year-old Kentucky man, was jailed after he allegedly threatened a neighbor with an AK-47 because the neighbor had been shooting at wabbits, err rabbits. According to Louisville Police, Wold became angry when he caught his neighbor sitting on his back porch shooting at rabbits. In retaliation, Wold retrieved a loaded AK-47 rife from his home, pointed it at his neighbor and yelled "if you want to hunt something, you can hunt me." When officers arrived on the scene, the neighbor admitted to shooting at rabbits with an air rifle because they were damaging his garden. The neighbor's wife, who witnessed the incident, told officers that they had previously had problems with Wold. After obtaining permission to search Wold's residence, officers located the AK-47 between the mattress and box spring of his bed. Officers found the rifle loaded with a magazine that held 19 rounds, according to the arrest affidavit. Wold was booked into jail and charged with wanton endangerment. His bond has been set at $5,000. Tech Support Pits From: Holly Re: Picture clarity Dear Webby Why are some pictures on the net and in email so fuzzy and others are sharp and clear? is that because of the type of camera used? Holly Dear Holly Usually that has nothing to do with the camera, but with how the camera was used, and especially how the pictures were saved. Some people are on slow servers and have to reduce the size of their files, so that they finish loading before the visitor's attention span runs out. That is done by chosing a high compression ratio. With the JPG files, that are used on the web, the compression is "lossy". When pixels are thrown away, color depth and clarity naturally suffers. This is made even worse if a picture is edited and saved multiple times. Each time the compression loses more pixels and the picture gets fuzzier and more washed out looking. Lost pixels can never be returned. For editing I recommend using PSP, PSD, or PNG format, and only convert the picture to JPG as a last step before uploading. You can even leave them in PNG format. Most modern browsers can handle PNG pictures. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. "Johnny wait until we say our prayer." "I don't have to," The boy replied. "Of course, you do," his mother insisted. "We say a prayer, before eating, at our house." "That's at our house," Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house and her food always turns out good!
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My mother-in-law just ran me over!" the shaken man told the police officer. "The car hit you from behind," the officer said. "How could you tell it was your mother-in-law?" And the man said, "I recognized the laugh!"
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Today, May 27, in
1647 Achsah Young, a resident of Windsor, CT, was executed 
 for being a "witch."
1668 Three colonists were expelled from Massachusetts for 
 being Baptists.
1896 255 people were killed in St. Louis, MO, by a tornado.
1907 The Bubonic Plague broke out in San Francisco.
1919 A U.S. Navy seaplane completed the first transatlantic 
1931 Piccard and Knipfer made the first flight into the 
 stratosphere, by balloon.
1937 In California, the Golden Gate Bridge was opened to 
 pedestrian traffic. The bridge connected San Francisco 
 and Marin County.
1941 U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt proclaimed an 
 "unlimited national emergency" amid rising world tensions.
1941 The German battleship Bismarck was sunk by British 
 naval and air forces. 2,300 people were killed.
1942 German General Erwin Rommel began a major offensive 
 in Libya with his Afrika Korps.
1960 A military coup overthrew the democratic government of Turkey.
1977 George H. Willig was fined for scaling the World Trade Center 
 in New York on May 26. He was fined $1.10.
1982 Japan announced the elimination of tariffs on 96 
 industrial goods.
1986 Mel Fisher recovered a jar that contained 2,300 emeralds 
 from the Spanish ship Atocha. The ship sank in the 17th century.
1996 Russian President Boris Yeltsin negotiated a cease-fire 
 to the war in Chechnya in his first meeting with the leader 
 of the rebels.
1997 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the sexual harassment 
 suit filed by Paula Jones could continue while President 
 Clinton was in office.
1998 Michael Fortier was sentenced to 12 years in prison for 
 not warning anyone about the plot to bomb an Oklahoma City 
 federal building.
1999 In The Hague, Netherlands, a war crimes tribunal indicted 
 Slobodan Milosevic and four others for atrocities in Kosovo. 
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