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Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. --- Anais Nin (1903 - 1977) An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. --- Laurence J. Peter
Way down upon the Mississippi, two tugboat captains who had been friends for years, would always scream "Aye!" and furiously blow their whistles whenever they passed each other. A new crewman asked his boat's mate, "What do they do that for?" The Cajun mate looked surprised and replied, "You dumbo, ya say you neva heard of... 'an aye for an aye and a toot for a toot'?"
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During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept the conversation going. The guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening. There was a moment of silence at the table, during which the little girl was heard to say to her brother, "You see, it *IS* vanishing cream!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jennifer Lowery, 35, West Haven, CT Hoe Called Police Over Pimp While Attempting To Service John Reported by The Weekly Vice Jennifer Lowery, a 35-year-old West Haven woman, was jailed Sunday after she allegedly called police to complain about her pimp, then attempted to turn a quick trick while waiting for police to arrive. According to police, officers were dispatched to a Super 8 Motel in West Haven after Lowery called to report that her pimp was verbally harassing her. When officers arrived on the scene, they were unable to locate the reported "pimp" but did find Jennifer in a motel room with a man who had just paid her $200 for sex. When asked why she would be foolish enough to call police right before committing a crime, Lowery reportedly told investigators "I thought it would take police awhile to show up, so I figured I'd just turn a trick." The alleged john, identified as 60-year-old Richard Burford, appeared to be less than impressed by the whole ordeal in his mugshot. Lowery was booked into jail and charged with prostitution. Burford was charged with patronizing a prostitute. Tech Support Pits From: Rhonda Re: Locate De-Sorted pictures Dear Webby, My not too bright hubby moved around all of my pictures while I was away on a course. Instead of in twelve neat category sub-folders in one folder, they are now all over the computer, and most I can't even find! He says, at the time his system made more sense to him, but even he can't find most of them. HELP! How do I get them back? At least he didn't get W7, as he had threatened. Rhonda Dear Rhonda Add another category folder and call it "UNSORTED". Click on START, Search, and search for *.jpg When the search is completed, open a Windows File Explorer and line up your categories folder. Then, back in the Search window, look for the VIEW Icon on the top. It's the one with six dots in it and a pull-down arrow beside it. Pull that down and select "Thumbnails". Windows will start making a thumbnail for each picture. If you have thousands of pictures, this will take some time. Best is to not touch anything while it is doing this. Just let it run until that task is completed. Open a File Explorer beside it, and drag any of the pictures, that look like they might be yours, over into the "UNSORTED" folder. There might be a ton of useless crap like the silly Incredimail footer doo-dads, and logos and footers from spam emails. You can delete those or ignore them. Once you have all the keepers over in your "UNSORTED" foolder, close the search window, and open the "UNSORTED" folder wide open. Now you can drag the pictures from there into the 12 sorted folders. Now you have the thumbnails on the right, and your twelve category folders on the left, and you simply drag each picture into the correct category. This obviously is going to take some time. It will work best if your hubby in the meantime cleans up the kitchen and cooks meals, while you repair the damage. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Thanks to Gina for this story: Upset over a newlywed squabble with my husband, I went to my mother to complain. Trying to console me, my dad said that men are not all like this all the time. "Nonsense," I said. "Men are good for only one thing!" "Yes," my mother interjected, "but how often do you have to parallel park?"
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Thanks to Martin for this classic: Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other one, the Star of David. Many people go by and look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross. A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none give to the beggar behind the Star of David. Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says, "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite," The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: "Moishe, look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing."
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Today, May 31, in
1433 Sigismund was crowned emperor of Rome.
1859 In London, Big Ben went into operation. 
1870 E.J. DeSemdt patented asphalt.
1884 Dr. John Harvey Kellogg patented "flaked cereal."
1889 In Johnstown, PA, more than 2,200 people died after 
 the South Fork Dam collapsed.
1900 U.S. troops arrived in Peking to help put down the 
 Boxer Rebellion.
1902 The Boer War ended between the Boers of South Africa 
 and Great Britain with the Treaty of Vereeniging.
1907 The first taxis arrived in New York City. They were 
 the first taxis in the United States.
1910 The Union of South Africa was founded.
1913 The 17th Amendment went into effect. It provided for 
 popular election of U.S. senators.
1915 A German zeppelin made an air raid on London.
1927 Ford Motor Company produced the last "Tin Lizzie" 
 in order to begin production of the Model A.
1947 Communists seized control of Hungary.
1961 South Africa became an independent republic.
1962 Adolf Eichmann was hanged in Israel. Eichmann was a 
 Gestapo official.
1970 An earthquake in Peru killed tens of thousands of people.
1974 Israel and Syria signed an agreement on the Golan Heights.
1977 The trans-Alaska oil pipeline was finished after 3 
 years of construction.
1979 Zimbabwe proclaimed its independence.
1994 The U.S. announced it was no longer aiming long-range 
 nuclear missiles at targets in the former Soviet Union.
1995 Bob Dole singled out Time Warner for "the marketing 
 of evil" in movies and music. Dole later admitted that he 
 had not seen or heard much of what he had been criticizing.
2003 In North Carolina, Eric Robert Rudolph was captured. 
 He had been on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted list for five years 
 for several bombings including the 1996 Olympic bombing.
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