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Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining? --- George Wallace
Caution! This story from Martin contains some words in Australian, and might not be suitable for reading from the church pulpit. This Chinese man moved into his new home in Australia. His Aussie neighbor, being the nice Aussie bloke that he was, decided to make him feel welcome. He went next door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to see the Chinese man in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be a Chinese custom" he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home. The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Chinese man When he looked through his window, he saw the Chinese man urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be a Chinese custom" he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with other stuff. The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Chinese man. At his gate, he saw the Chinese man with his ear pressed against a cow's big butt. He became angry and went up to the Chinese man. "I'm sorry sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Chinese customs!" He yelled in the Chinese man's face. The Chinese man looked confused and answered. "Solly sir, I think you awe mistaken. These awe actually Austwalian customs. I was told, to become an Austwalian, you have to chase chicks, get piss dwunk, and lissen to boohll sheet."
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Thanks to Bob for this story: Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jennifer Morrow, 38, and Andrea Mobley, 36, Ocala, Florida Women Busted After "Bucket List" Theft Of Swimsuits, Beef Jerky From Walmart Reported by The Smoking Gun Two women whose joint “bucket list” included stealing from a retail store were jailed Wednesday after being caught swiping bathing suits and beef jerky from a Walmart in Florida. Jennifer Morrow, 38, and Andrea Mobley, 36, were collared for petty theft following their outing to an Ocala Walmart. he women are lifelong friends who had not seen each other in 15 years prior to recently reconnecting. For some reason, their reunion included a “bucket list” of things the duo wanted to accomplish while together, according to an Ocala Police Department report quoting the pair. Morrow and Mobley are pictured in the above mug shots. Morrow is the one, who looks like she feels she was entitled to that beef jerkey, and it is YOUR fault that she got caughts, and that she is going to make YOU pay for that. After being booked into the Marion County jail for misdemeanor theft, the women were each released on $250 bond. Cops say that Mobley stashed the bathing suits in her purse, while Morrow ate the beef jerky as she walked through the store. The items were valued at $73.78. The police report does not indicate what else was on the Morrow/Mobley “bucket list,” which investigators noted was "commonly a term used for a list of things to do before one dies." Tech Support Pits From: Ellie Re: Picasa Dear Webby, I heard of a program called Picasa that helps store and sort pictures, but don't know where I can get it. Can you please tell me? Ellie Dear Ellie You can download it from Download Picasa It is free. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Use Less Ingredients When Baking When making cookies and squares, I never find that I need as many chocolate chips or nuts as the recipe calls for. Manufacturers are trying to sell their product. I don't believe in reducing the amount too much. By only putting in what is needed, I have reduced the fat content of the sweets and have some ingredients left over for the next batch. By Kathy Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com
Have I got a deal for you! Aquaponics is on special for $19 instead of the normal $97! What's Aquaponics? It's top secret technology some pros use to grow medicinal herbs and stuff in half the time and two to ten times the crop per square foot? Yes, it sure is! It is the technology of combining a fish tank, that produces all the nutrients the plants need, with hydroponics, that clean that stuff out of the water and preps it for the fish. Very neat and clean WIN-WIN deal! You don't need a shark tank on your balcony. The book tells you how small a fish tank is enough for your tomatoes and carrots and parsley and mushrooms and herbs. If you have a closet, balcony, or garden space, grab Aquaponics, while it is on sale! AND, they throw in $300 worth of additional books! NO WEEDING with Aquaponics!

>Thanks to Dave for this story My father is a skilled CPA who is not great at self-promotion. So when an advertising company offered to put my father's business placard in the shopping carts of a supermarket, my dad jumped at the chance. Fully a year went by before we got a call that could be traced to those placards. "Richard Larson, CPA?" the caller asked. "That's right," my father answered proudly. "May I help you?" "Yes," the voice said. "One of your shopping carts is in my yard, and I want you to come and get it."
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The whole neighborhood shook from the ear splitting explosion in a nearby Pharmacy. As 911 was called, shopkeepers ran outside to see what happened, people spotted the pharmacist staggering out of his smoldering building. His white uniform was now scorched black. He looked like Frankenstein. He went up to a shaken and shivering old lady standing nearby. "Lady!" he said, "Would you please ask your doctor to write that prescription again. And this time insist he better, PRINT IT!"
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Today, June 1, in
1533 Anne Boleyn, Henry VIII’s new queen, was crowned.
1774 The British government ordered the Port of Boston closed.
1869 Thomas Edison received a patent for his electric 
 voting machine.
1877 U.S. troops were authorized to pursue bandits into Mexico
1915 Germany conducted the first zeppelin air raid over England.
1916 The National Defense Act increased the strength of the 
 U.S. National Guard by 450,000 men.
1921 A race riot erupted in Tulsa, OKlahoma. 85 people were 
1935 The Ingersoll-Waterbury Company reported that it had 
 produced 2.5 million Mickey Mouse watches during its 
 2-year association with Disney.
1938 Baseball helmets were worn for the first time.
1939 The Douglas DC-4 made its first passenger flight from 
 Chicago to New York.
1941 The German Army completed the capture of Crete 
 as the Allied evacuation ended.
1942 The U.S. began sending Lend-Lease materials to the 
 Soviet Union.
1944 Siesta was abolished by the government of Mexico.
1958 Charles de Gaulle became the premier of France.
1963 Governor George Wallace vowed to defy an injunction 
 that ordered the integration of the University of Alabama.
1970 Zimbabwe came into existence. It was formerly known 
 as Rhodesia.
1998 A $124 million suit was brought against Goodyear Tire 
 & Rubber that alleged discrimination towards black workers.
2008 The Phoenix Mars Lander became the first NASA spacecraft 
 to scoop Martian soil.
2009 General Motors filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy. 
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