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Good Morning,  !

Today is Sunday, June 2

Thank you Dr Bill!

Thank you Jeris!

Saturday we had our annual parade.
They marshalled on the other side of the soccer field, and 
a bunch of bands tuned up on the soccer field. This was the
view from the office window:

More pictures of the parade further down.

The Saskatoon bushes are in full bloom now:

It was a bit too windy for bees, but the blooms usually stay
lit until they have been found by bees. 

Have FUN!

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"My father says, 'Marry a girl who has the same belief as the family.' I said, 'Dad, why would I marry a girl who thinks I'm a schmuck?'" ---Adam Sandler People want economy and they will pay any price to get it. --- Lee Iacocca
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy." The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying. The mother is saying, "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies." A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night. The baby stork says, "Aw, Nowhere. Just scaring the heck out of college students!"
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A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter "R" and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: "Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare." In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the sentence out loud. The boy nervously eyed his classmates - many of them already laughing at him - then replied, "Bob gave Dick a poke in the side because the bunny wasn't cooked enough."
Click on the picture for the large version Catherine Morneau, a Princess from the Calgary Stampede, the Cowboy world's equivalent of Miss Universe Jim from the Turner Valley Oilfield Society, a long time hosting customer. Our prime minister's wife usually rides in our parade. I think she was in this bunch, or one like it. She was born here and just fits in comfortably, no big fuss. These guys mean business. Cowboys don't like cattle rustlers. Unlike Obama's Marine honor guards, who have to take the bolts out of their guns, so that they can't shoot him, these cowboys are fully armed. And you can bet they also have some fairly long barreled revolvers within easy reach. They are not in the parade for security, just to show off how well prepared they are to deal with rustlers on the range. However, if somebody did try something improper, they got enough ammo to deal with any emergency. And one even carried a sabre! Quite the opposite were the Mini Horses. Kids go nuts over them, and they get excellent hay mileage. Mini donkeys Politician in nicely polished antique car. I hope you enjoyed watching some highlights of the hour long parade.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Megan Garland,28, Milwaukee, WI Teacher - Caught Having Sex With Student In School Parking Lot Reported by The Smoking Gun Megan Garland, a 28-year-old science teacher at Messmer High School, was jailed after she was allegedly caught having sex with a 14-year-old student outside a school event at another high school. According to police, an adult attending a school event at Destiny High School in north Milwaukee became suspicious after noticing a car in the parking lot with fogged up windows. The adult opened the car door and found Garland inside the vehicle performing a sex act on a 14-year-old student. Garland and the teen were detained at the scene until police arrived, however, Garland cut herself in a failed attempt of suicide after her activity with the teen was discovered. Garland was taken to a local hospital for treatment and then charged with second-degree sex assault of a child under the age of 16. During the investigation, police learned of a second potential victim that Garland may have had sexual contact with. Charges have not yet been filed in that case. Tech Support Pits From: Bill Re: Get rid of Zone Alarm search Dear Webby, I downloaded an update for Shockwave and Foxit Reader two days ago. Since then, when I open Firefox, I get a page. In my options, I have set "open with blank page". My "home page" is also blank. How can I get rid of Thanks. Bill Hi Bill Your machine seems to be infected with ZoneAlarm. From what I read while searching for an easy solution for you, some people have, once upon a time, long, long ago, signed up for a free version of Zone Alarm, and totally forgot, that they elbowed the AGREE, without reading the 27 pages of small print. Apparently somewhere in there, they agreed to automatic updates. ZoneAlarm used that back-door to sneak in that crappy nuisance. Most likely the same happened with you. Well, a lot of people got conned into it, and there is good info on the net for getting rid of that infection. Here is one: Totally uninstall Zone Alarm (the Windows FireWall does everything nowadays, that Zone Alarm once promised): If you don't have the Secure Uninstaller you can use the Revo Uninstaller. Download and run the free version of Revo Uninstaller. It is at ... nload.html Select Zone Alarm and click Uninstall. Set it to 'Advanced' and click Scan. Revo will do this: Step 1. Create restore point. Step 2. Run the official Zone Alarm uninstaller. Step 3. When uninstaller finishes, click Scan in Revo and it will search for remnants (make sure it is set to Advanced). Delete everything found (Select All, Delete All). Reboot if asked to. That will clean that uninvited nuisance off your machine. Have FUN! DearWebby
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There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to the baker. One day the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was getting a pound and he found that he was not. This angered him and he took the farmer to court. The judge asked the farmer if he was using any measure. The farmer replied, your Honor, I am primitive. I don't have a proper measure, but I do have a scale." The judge asked, "Then how do you weigh the butter?" The farmer replied "Your Honor, long before the baker started buying butter from me, I have been buying a pound loaf of bread from him. Every day when the baker brings the bread, I put it on the scale and give him the same weight in butter. If anyone is to be blamed, it is the baker." ------------------------ At one time bakers were hanged, if they sold underweight bread. A dozen rolls were supposed to weigh a pound. Since they traditionally sold underweight, they tossed in an extra roll, when they suspected, that the customer had a scale. Ever since then, 13 has been called a "Baker's Dozen".
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Here is a real classic: After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, incognizant user called the system maker's technical support line for assistance... Technician: Hello. How can I help you today? Customer: There's smoke coming from the power supply on my computer. Technician: Looks like you need a new power supply. Customer: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files. Technician: Sir, what you described is a faulty power supply. You need to replace it. Customer: No way! Someone told me that I just had to change the system startup files to fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the right command. For the next ten minutes, in spite of the technician's efforts to explain the problem and its solution, the customer adamantly insisted that he was right. So, in frustration, the technician responded: Technician: I'm sorry. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there's an undocumented command that should fix the problem. Customer: I knew it! Technician: Just add the line 'LOAD NOSMOKE.COM' at the end of the autoexec.nt file and everything should work fine. Let me know how it goes. About ten minutes later, the technician received a call back from the customer. Customer: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking. Technician: Well, what version of Windows are you using? Customer: Windows NT Technician: Well, that's your problem. That version of Windows doesn't include NOSMOKE. You'll need to contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch. Let me know how it all works out. When nearly an hour had passed, the phone rang again. Customer: I need a new power supply. Technician: How did you come to that conclusion? Customer: Well, I called Microsoft and told the technician what you said, and he started asking me questions about the make of the power supply. Technician: What did he tell you? Customer: He said my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
Rare Clouds

Today, June 2, in
1537 Pope Paul III banned the enslavement of Indians.
1774 The Quartering Act, which required American colonists 
to allow British soldiers into their houses, was reenacted.
1793 Maximillian Robespierre initiated the "Reign of Terror". 
 It was an effort to purge those suspected of treason 
 against the French Republic.
1851 Maine became the first U.S. state to enact a law 
 prohibiting alcohol.
1883 The first baseball game under electric lights was 
 played in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
1896 Guglieimo Marconi's radio was patented in the U.S.
1897 Mark Twain, at age 61, was quoted by the New York 
 Journal as saying "the report of my death was an 
 exaggeration." He was responding to the rumors that 
 he had died.
1924 All American Indians were granted U.S. citizenship 
 by the U.S. Congress.
1928 Nationalist Chiang Kai-shek captured Peking, China.
1933 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt accepted the 
first swimming pool to be built inside the White House.
1946 Italians voted by referendum to form a republic 
 instead of a monarchy.
1953 Elizabeth was crowned queen of England at 
 Westminster Abbey.
1954 U.S. Senator Joseph McCarthy charged that there 
 were communists working in the CIA and atomic weapons plants.
1966 Surveyor 1, the U.S. space probe, landed on the moon and 
 started sending photographs back to Earth of the Moon's 
 surface. It was the first soft landing on the Moon.
1969 Australian aircraft carrier Melbourne sliced the 
 destroyer USS Frank E. Evans in half off the shore of 
 South Vietnam.
1979 Pope John Paul II arrived in his native Poland on 
 the first visit by a pope to a Communist country.
1995 Captain Scott F. O'Grady's U.S. Air Force F-16C 
 was shot down by Bosnian Serbs. He was rescued six days later.
1998 Royal Caribbean Cruises agreed to pay $9 million to settle 
 charges of dumping waste at sea.
1998 Voters in California passed Proposition 227. The act 
 abolished the state's 30-year-old bilingual education program 
 by requiring that all children be taught in English.
2003 In Seville, Spain, a chest containing the supposed remains 
 of Christopher Columbus were exhumed for DNA tests to determine 
 whether the bones were really those of the explorer. The tests 
 were aimed at determining if Colombus was currently buried in 
 Spain's Seville Cathedral or in Santo Domingo in the Dominican 
2013  smiled

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