How to get rid of Delta Search 

Good Morning,  !

Today is Monday, June 3

Thank you Attila!

Lillemor sent me a link to an interesting article on Forbes 
about the end of Gullible Warming. 

To The Horror Of Global Warming Alarmists, Global Cooling 
Is Here - Forbes

Did somebody actually pay attention to what I have been 
writing about that for a dozen years?

Now watch the "Ice Age Is Coming" alarmists coming out of 
the woodwork! 

Since the drastic increase in wheat fuel (CO2) production
had no influence on climate, and since atmospheric CO2 was
just an indicator of something else, like I had writen dozens 
of times, we can now all go back to muscle cars and having 

Like this guy!

Send me pictures of YOUR wheels, or dream wheels!

Have FUN!

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Anything too stupid to be said is sung. --- Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
There was this 35 year old couple who had been married for ten years. They had a healthy and giving marriage. One morning the wife said, "I wish I was six again." What the wife didn't know was that her husband had heard her while shaving in the bathroom. So at breakfast he told his wife, "Change in plans, let's take a break from spring cleaning today and go out." Surprised, his wife agreed. First he took her to the movies to see a sobby romance film she had been dying to see. Next, they went to a rollerblading park and skated for hours. Afterwards, the husband took his wife to a carnival, that was in town for the week. They rode the Ferris wheel and bought some cotton candy and He even won her an unreasonably oversized stuffed animal. After the carnival, they went for ice-cream and a sub. That night in bed her husband said, "So, how did it feel to be six again?" His wife replied somewhat confused, "Oh you silly idiot! This morning I meant my dress size!"
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A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to- back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?". The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".
Sorry re all the requests for lots more pictures of the Calgary Stampede Princesses. The only other one I got is this one, from just before I asked Catherine to tilt up het hat to get sunshine onto her face. Click on the picture for the large version Catherine Morneau and two other princesses
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Anthony Berry, 57, Lake Worth, Florida Charged With Sexually Assaulting Door Reported by The Weekly Vice Anthony Berry, a 57-year-old Lake Worth man, was jailed Monday after he allegedly had sex with a door that belonged to a local business. According to Lantana Police, officers were dispatched at around 2:00 p.m. when an employee at a local business called to report that a man was masturbating himself up against the front doors of the building. The employee reportedly used her iPhone to capture the action as Berry exposed his penis and began jiggy-jamming the door. Investigators say Berry then proceeded to a nearby bus stop, sat on the bench and basked in his short-lived afterglow. Officers arrived on the scene and took Berry and his penis into custody. Berry was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail and charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition. He was released two hours later. According to court records, this is at least his 32nd arrest since 1979. He has been arrested on an array of charges, including cocaine possession, trespassing, robbery, and sexual assault. Tech Support Pits From: Helen Re: Get rid of Delta search Dear Webby, I love your newsletter and look forward to getting it every day. I have learned a lot and smiled a lot. I hope you can advise me, because I have a very unique problem: I use Windows XP SP3. I have Firefox as my browser of choice. I open the browser and search. Everything is fine. If I open a second browser tab, it goes to Delta Search. Of course I ignore it and use Bing or Google in the taskbar search area. I have researched this for several months. I have followed every suggestion and it still will not go away. Nothing can find it. I have run: ü MalwareBites ü CrapCleaner ü Spybot ü Avast ü HiJackThis ü Zsoft Uninstaller ü RootKillerKit ü RevoUninstallerPro ü RegistryCleaner ü Checked in FireFox Add-ons, and Plug-ins ü Checked in “Manage Search Engines List” ü Cleaned Cookies, temp files, & cache ü Checked Control Panel “add/remove programs” It did not show up in any of the above searches. (I have also used IE and it also comes up on the second browser tab.) Everything on the internet makes it seem like an easy task, but as you can see, it is hidden “where the sun don’t shine”. Helen Dear Helen type in "about:config" in the url accept "I'll be careful I promise" type in "new tab browser" find the delta search bogus garbage, and double click the url link. replace it with what ever you like, google, yahoo, bing, about:blank, whatever you want. After that everything will be the way it should be. That will clean that uninvited nuisance off your machine. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Water Down Dish Detergent To Save Money I keep a dish detergent dispenser on the sink. When I refill it, I fill it with about 1/3 water and the rest with soap. I shake a little to mix. I find it works just as well as full strength detergent. Half of the time my family uses too much anyway and the detergent is a little too thick for me. Saves quite a bit on soap. By Barbara from Park Ridge, IL Using a shampoo style pump dispenser also helps to regulate dish soap usage. AND, they don't leak and get sticky. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
Have I got a deal for you! Aquaponics is on special for $19 instead of the normal $97! What's Aquaponics? It's top secret technology some pros use to grow medicinal herbs and stuff in half the time and two to ten times the crop per square foot? Yes, it sure is! It is the technology of combining a fish tank, that produces all the nutrients the plants need, with hydroponics, that clean that stuff out of the water and preps it for the fish. Very neat and clean WIN-WIN deal! You don't need a shark tank on your balcony. The book tells you how small a fish tank is enough for your tomatoes and carrots and parsley and mushrooms and herbs. If you have a closet, balcony, or garden space, grab Aquaponics, while it is on sale! AND, they throw in $300 worth of additional books! NO WEEDING with Aquaponics!

Anni and Wendy rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. On this particular day they caught over 50 fish. Anni turned to Wendy said, "Mark this spot so that we can come back here tomorrow." The next day when they were driving to rent the boat, Anni said, "You did you mark the spot, right?" Wendy replied, "Yeah, I painted a big X on the floor of the boat." Anni said, "You fool! What if we don't get that same boat today?"
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A young lady was describing to her grandfather her experience at the theater the preceding evening. "Why, I was really shocked," the young girl said. "Everybody in the place was making out." "Making out? What in the world is that?" her grandpa asked. "It's the same thing you called necking, Grandpa." "Maybe so," Grandpa replied. "But now I call it reminiscing."
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Today, June 3, in
1098 Christian Crusaders of the First Crusade seized 
 Antioch, Turkey.
1539 Hernando De Soto claimed Florida for Spain.
1621 The Dutch West India Company received a charter 
 for New Netherlands (now known as New York).
1805 A peace treaty between the U.S. and Tripoli was 
 completed in the captain's cabin on board the USS Constitution.
 Libya did not stop being a problem.
1851 The New York Knickerbockers became the first 
 baseball team to wear uniforms.
1856 Cullen Whipple patented the screw machine.
1918 The Finnish Parliament ratified its treaty 
 with Germany.
1923 In Italy, Benito Mussolini granted women the 
 right to vote.
1937 The Duke of Windsor, who had abdicated the 
 British throne, married Wallis Warfield Simpson.
1952 A rebellion by North Korean prisoners in the 
 Koje prison camp in South Korea was put down by 
 American troops.
1965 Edward White became the first American astronaut 
 to do a "space walk" when he left the Gemini 4 capsule.
1970 Har Gobind Khorana and colleagues announced the 
 first synthesis of a gene from chemical components.
1989 Chinese army troops positioned themselves to begin a 
 sweep of Beijing to crush student-led pro-democracy 
 demonstrations in Tiananmen Square.
1999 Slobodan Milosevic's government accepted an 
 international peace plan concerning Kosovo. NATO 
 announced that airstrikes would continue until 
 40,000 Serb forces were withdrawn from Kosovo.
2013  smiled

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