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A good looking woman walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it, and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't see anyone, undressed and was just about to dive in when the owner of the orchard appeared from behind a bush and told her that swimming was not allowed. "You could have told me that before I undressed!" she scolded him. He replied, "Hey! You can sun tan all you want, but swimming in my drinking water is not allowed."
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Mr. Schwartz was the oldest of 7 children, so he had to quit school and work to help support his younger brothers and sisters. He never learned to read. So, when he married and started a checking account, he signed his checks just, "XX". He started his own business, which soon prospered. He soon was a very rich man. One day, he got a call from his bank. "Mr. Schwartz, I wanted to ask you about this check. We weren't sure you had really signed it. All these years, you've been signing your checks, 'XX'; this one is signed with three XXX's." Mr. Schwartz answered, "Since I've become so wealthy, my wife thought I ought to have a middle name!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Tyler Deutsch, 25, Roy, Washington Charged With Placing Baby In Freezer Before Taking Hour-Long Nap Reported by The Weekly Vice Tyler Deutsch, a 25-year-old Washington man, was jailed Saturday after he allegedly placed his 6-week-old baby daughter in the freezer because he had grown tired of the child's crying and wanted to take a nap. According to the Pierce County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched to the couple's trailer home after Deutsch's girlfriend saw him remove the child from their freezer. When deputies arrived at the couple's home and questioned Deutsch, he admitted to placing the baby girl into the freezer and then closing the door because she wouldn't stop crying. Deutsch then settled in for a little nap. The child's mother, who was out running errands during the incident, returned to find Deutsch attempting to remove the child from the freezer before she walked into the residence. When the mother attempted to call 911, Deutsch grabbed the phone away from her stating that he didn't want to get into trouble. The woman then ran out of the trailer home and alerted neighbors who called 911 for her. The baby is believed to have been inside the freezer for about an hour before she was removed and her core temperature was about 84 degrees when arrived at the hospital. Doctors say the child will likely survive, but it is too soon to determine what health complications might persist since a baby's small size make it especially vulnerable to hypothermia and hypothermia related injury. Prosecutors say the child also sustained two broken bones and a head injury during the incident, however, an explanation for those injuries has not yet been made available. Deutsch was booked into the Pierce County Jail and charged with first-degree assault of a child, first-degree criminal mistreatment and first-degree interfering with the reporting of domestic violence. His bail has been set at $1 million. Tech Support Pits From: George Re: Sticky Keys Dear Webby, My son has a problem with Sticky Keys! What is the best way to get rid of Sticky Keys? And lock them out? George Dear George Hitting the SHIFT, CTRL or ALT key 5 times turns sticky keys on or off. To permanetly turn them off, go to the Control Panel, and click on the Ease of Access line. Click on the Change how Your Keyboard Works. By default, under the Make It Easier to Type section, most of the items should be unchecked. Click on the Set Up Sticky Keys link to reach the configuration screen. On this screen, you want to uncheck the Turn on Sticky Keys when SHIFT Is Pressed Five Times box. That will prevent Windows from asking if you want to turn the feature on. Hit OK a few times to get out of that, and it is done. Have FUN! DearWebby
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The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution: "I should warn you. . .you may not want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience. "Well, I speak from personal experience," the expert explained. "For years, I watched my wife's routine at breakfast. She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time. "So finally one day I made a suggestion: 'Hon,' I said, 'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" The voice from the back persisted, "And didn't that save time?" The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her 20 minutes to get breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven."
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One evening I was driving my six-year-old daughter to her grandparents' home for an overnight stay. It was late, there was little traffic and we were enjoying a peaceful ride. It was a far cry from the usual chaos surrounding us when I drive her to various activities during rush hour. My daughter seemed deep in thought when she said, "I have a question." "What do you want to know?" "Mom, when you're driving," she asked, "are you ever the idiot?"
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A University of Alabama football player was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?" The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied. The UA student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?"
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1615 The fortress of Osaka, Japan, fell to shogun Ieyasu 
 after a six month siege.
1647 The British army seized King Charles I and held him 
 as a hostage.
1674 Horse racing was prohibited in Massachusetts.
1717 The Freemasons were founded in London.
1784 Marie Thible became the first woman to fly in 
 a hot-air balloon. The flight was 45 minutes long and 
 reached a height of 8,500 feet.
1792 Captain George Vancouver claimed Puget Sound for Britain.
1794 British troops captured Port-au-Prince, Haiti.
1805 Tripoli was forced to conclude peace with U.S. after 
 conflicts over tribute.
1878 Turkey turned Cyprus over to Britain.
1911 Gold was discovered in Alaska's Indian Creek.
1919 The U.S. Senate passed the Women's Suffrage bill.
1931 The first rocket-glider flight was made by 
 William Swan in Atlantic City, NJ.
1935 "Invisible" glass was patented by Gerald Brown 
 and Edward Pollard.
1939 The first shopping cart was introduced by Sylvan 
 Goldman in Oklahoma City, OK. It was actually a folding 
 chair that had been mounted on wheels.
1940 The British completed the evacuation of 300,000 
 troops at Dunkirk, France.
1942 The Battle of Midway began. It was the first major 
 victory for America over Japan during World War II. 
 The battle ended on June 6 and ended Japanese 
 expansion in the Pacific.
1944 The U-505 became the first enemy submarine 
 captured by the U.S. Navy.
1944 During World War II, the U.S. Fifth Army 
 entered Rome, which began the liberation of the Italian capital.
1954 French Premier Joseph Laniel and Vietnamese Premier 
 Buu Loc initialed treaties in Paris giving 
 "complete independence" to Vietnam.
1960 The Taiwan island of Quemoy was hit by 500 
 artillery shells fired from the coast of Communist China.
1974 The Cleveland Indians had "Ten Cent Beer Night". 
 Due to the drunken and unruly fans the Indians 
 forfeited to the Texas Rangers.
1985 The U.S. Supreme Court upheld a lower court ruling 
 striking down an Alabama law that provided for a 
 daily minute of silence in public schools.
1989 In Beijing, Chinese army troops stormed Tiananmen 
 Square to crush the pro-democracy movement. It is 
 believed that hundreds, possibly thousands, of 
 demonstrators were killed.
2008 The United Kingdom and Canada became the first 
 countries to be able to buy and rent films at the 
 iTunes Store. 
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