What is best for back-up? 



Good Morning,  !

Today is Sunday, June 9.

>From Bob in Maryland 
In regard to the monsters under the bed, 
every child should be informed that monsters are 
completely repulsed by the smell of toothpaste 
on anyone's breath. This lasts about eight hours 
after brushing.
Bob

Your wheels:
Here is Pris's Dream Car:

Pris


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Pris!

Send me pictures of YOUR wheels, or dream wheels!

Have FUN!
DearWebby

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When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. --- Marquis de la Grange The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous. --- Shana Alexander
During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids. "Now I'm going to drop this dime into this glass of acid. Will it dissolve?" "No sir," one student called out. "No?" queried the professor. "Perhaps you can explain why the silver won't dissolve in this particular acid." "Because if it would, you would have asked for MY dime before you dropped it in."
Slash, a well-known murderer, had been on death row for nearly 20 years. During that time, he had befriended the Warden. Now, the Warden still had a job to do, but that didn't stop him from treatin' Slash special from time to time. A week before Slash was to go to the electric chair, the Warden asked Slash if there was anything special he would like. Slash thought for a bit and said he would like the Warden to contact his wife and have her make meatloaf for him the rest of his life (which by this time, was short). Of course, the Warden complied and each day, Slash sat down and had a big feed of his wife's meatloaf. The night before the big day, another prisoner was allowed to visit Slash and asked him. "Aren't you afraid of dying tomorrow?" Slash answered' "I ain't gonna die tomorrow." The other prisoner then said, "but tomorrow is Friday and we all know, that's the day they're sendin' you to the electric chair." "Don't matter," said Slash, "if this meatloaf can't kill me, nothin' can."
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An elderly lady, who lived on the third floor of a boarding house, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the cast. "Can I climb stairs now?" asked the little old lady. "Yes," he replied. "Thank goodness!" she said. "I'm sick and tired of shinnying up and down that drainpipe every time I have to take the garbage out to the curb!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Shavaughn Robinson, 27, Richmond, VA Jailed After Delivering Baby Inside Medical Building Restroom, Leaving Baby To Die In Back Dumpster Reported by The Weekly Vice Shavaughn Robinson, a 27-year-old Virginia woman, has been jailed after she allegedly gave birth to a baby daughter while at work, bagged the newborn up and then threw her into a dumpster. According to police, Robinson gave birth to a full-term baby girl in the restroom of the Lee Medical Building where she works as a massage therapist. After giving birth to the child, Robinson then allegedly tossed the infant into a trash bag, covered her with toilet tissue, then tied the bag closed. The infant was then tossed into a dumpster behind the building where she reportedly died of asphyxiation. Investigators say a female janitor entered the restroom a short time later and saw Robinson on her hands and knees cleaning up blood in front of a toilet. Robinson reportedly told the janitor that she had been having stomach problems. Another janitor reported hearing baby cries coming from inside the restroom before Robinson was seen exiting the restroom with a trash bag that appeared full. The same janitor discovered the deceased child in the dumpster later that evening. Robinson was booked into jail and charged with felony concealment of a dead body. Additional charges WILL be forthcoming, according to prosecutors. At Robinson's arraignment on Monday, prosecutors asked that she be held without bond, claiming that she would be a flight risk. The judge disagreed, however, and set Robinson's bond at $10,000. Virginia does have a "Safe Haven" law. Babies can be dropped off at any hospital or ambulance by the mother, with no questions asked, except, if she is the mother. You can't drop off your neighbor's noisy brats. Tech Support Pits From: Aline Re: What is best for back-up? Dear Webby OK, so CD's are a bit finicky at times. What then is best to use for back-ups? I have to back up all the machines in the office. Aline Dear Aline Home-made CDs are usually readable by the machine, that made them, but with older machines, others often have trouble reading them. That problem is eliminated with external USB hard drives. There the writing and reading mechanism is always the same, it just gets plugged into different USB ports. In your case I would recommend a 1 TeraByte USB hard drive. They cost from $65 to $125, depending on where you buy them. At the same time also get USB hubs for each machine, since they probably don't have USB ports free. With a 7 - 12 port hub that problem is eliminated and if you glue the hub to an easy to get to place, it will save you from having to crawl under desks to plug in. Some external hard drives take their power from USB, others have a little power cube, that needs to be plugged into a household power outlet. In some places, there are no free ones. In that case you also need a power bar to plug in all the frivolous stuff and still have one slot free for your back-up drive. Since users will just plug in more silly stuff, when they see open slots on a power bar, take some old power cubes from long obsolete modems, cut the cables off and spraypaint them fluorescent orange. Then tell the users that those may never be unplugged. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband 2 years ago?" She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father." The Father asked, "And be there any wee ones yet?" She replied, "No, not yet, Father." The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer husband." She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father." They parted ways. Some years later they met again. The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs.Donovan, how are ye these days?" She replied, "Oh, very well, Father!" The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?" She replied, "Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!" The Father said, "That's wonderful!" How is yer loving husband doing?" She replied, "E's gone to Rome to blow up yer damn candle."
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A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification." He replied, without hesitation, "No ma'am, that won't be necessary." "How come?" asked the woman. "Crooks don't buy peat moss." answered the clerk.
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Reporters interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Today, June 9, in
1064 Coimbra, Portugal fell to Ferdinand, the King of Castile.
1534 Jacques Cartier became the first to sail into the river 
 he named Saint Lawrence.
1790 Civil war broke out in Martinique.
1923 Bulgaria’s government was overthrown by the military.
1934 Donald Duck made his debut in the Silly Symphonies 
 cartoon "The Wise Little Hen."
1940 Norway surrendered to the Nazis during World War II.
1945 Japanese Premier Kantaro Suzuki declared that Japan 
 would fight to the last rather than accept unconditional 
 surrender.
1959 The first ballistic missile carrying submarine, the 
 USS George Washington, was launched.
1978 Leaders of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day 
 Saints struck down a 148-year-old policy of excluding 
 black men from the Mormon priesthood.
1985 Thomas Sutherland, an American educator, was kidnapped 
 in Lebanon. He was not released until November 1991.
1986 The Rogers Commission released a report on the Challenger 
 disaster. The report explained that the spacecraft blew up as 
 a result of a failure in a solid rocket booster joint.
 Few engineers beieved that BS.
1999 NATO and Yugoslavia signed a peace agreement over Kosovo.
2000 Canada and the United States signed a border security 
 agreement. The agreement called for the establishment of a 
 border-enforcement team.
2013  smiled


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