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Today is Thursday, June 13
Back in the saddle again!

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The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution. --- Hannah Arendt (1906 - 1975) There is no fix for stupidity, but there are some work-arounds. --- Chuck Snyder Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. ---Henry Wheeler Shaw
"May I try on that dress in the window?" the gorgeous young woman asks the manager of the designer boutique. "Go ahead," the manager replies, "Maybe it'll attract some business."
Thanks to Lillemor for this one: Male Vs. Female Logic Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Where's your Ferrari?
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Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to have to report you." "But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny. "Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"
Thanks to Cookie for sending this picture: Click on the picture for the large version Jacaranda trees at San Luis Obispo ...or fondly known as SLO
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Leslie Williams, 45, Sarasota, Floridu Jailed for using a GMC Yukon to murder hubby Reported by The Weekly Vice Leslie Williams, a 45-year-old Florida woman, was jailed Wednesday after she allegedly ran over her husband with an SUV, then left his dead body laying in the driveway for her son to deal with. According to the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office, Williams and her husband were arguing at their home at around midnight on March 17, when the couple took their dispute out into the front driveway, as hubby was leaving. At some point during the argument Williams got into her 2006 GMC Yukon while her husband walked towards a gate at the end of the driveway. That's when Williams allegedly punched the gas, and used the front of the vehicle to knock her husband against the gate. Williams then punched the gas again, drove over her husband, busted through the gate and fled the scene. The couple's 21-year-old son found his father's mangled body and called 911. Emergency crews arrived a short time later and found the victim, 48-year-old Christopher Williams, dead at the scene. Deputies located Williams at her mother's home, questioned her, but did not charge her without a full investigation. There was reportedly some question as to whether the fatality was intentional or an accident. Family members who spoke with local media referred to the incident as a "tragic accident" or "just a freak thing." But after nine weeks investigating the "accident," detectives obtained a warrant for Williams' arrest. She was taken into custody on Wednesday. Williams was booked into the Sarasota County Jail and charged with vehicular homicide and leaving the scene of a crash with a death. Tech Support Pits From: Ella Re: Pharma Spam Dear Webby I noticed a new wave of spam advertising STUPER DIFCOUNTS Mis-spelled on perpose here, since you would probably filter it out otherwise, but you probably know what I am referring to. What is the easiest way to filter out that crap? Ella Dear Ella I notced a drastic increase in spam caught by my RU filter, that catchs stuff with a Russian URL. I love that pretty Pie chart in MailWasher! So I had a look. It is those STUPER spams. They pretend to have discounts on drugs, but their hidden destination URLs are in Russia. Yeah, sure. And it is probably a safe bet, if somebody clicks on it, they get hit with a trojan or a virus. So, what is my oh so sophisticated and complicated RU filter? If the BODY CONTAINS .ru/ then dump that mail. It sure is easy to click together a filter, if you have MailWasher. You select BODY from a pull-down then select CONTAINS from a pull-down type *.ru/ and click in the selection above it what you want done with the undesirable mail, for examle Dump it automatically. That is all there is to it! You can make filters with Gmail too. Not quite as simple, but you can do it! You can also filter for "productas" Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Keep Bugs Out Of Your Drink Outside Here's another great use for Press and Seal. When you take a drink outside, you risk getting bugs in it. So put a small piece of Press and Seal over your glass leaving a drink hole or poke a tiny hole in it and stick a straw through it. You will drink bug free. For a recyclable way to do the same thing, you can also use those little bowl covers that look like mini shower caps and poke a hole in those for a straw, then they can be washed over and over! I have used both and it works great. By Melmarr from MI The lids from small Glad freezer conatiners fit many typical glasses and cups. I use the smallest ones for meal sized batches of berries, and they just fit a regular drinking glass and also a perfect fit for regular cans, like for example cranberry jelly. It is a tight enough fit, so that the wind does not blow the lid away. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
The young man told his father, "I want to marry a good woman, a beautiful woman, a smart woman, one who'll be a good mother to our kids, a woman who will make me happy." His father told him he'll have to make up his mind. "By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." --- Socrates
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A beautiful young lady was about to undergo a minor operation. She lay on a rolling bed and the nurse brought her into the corridor. Before entering the room, the nurse left her behind the surgery room door to go in and check if everything was ready. A young man wearing a white coat approached, took the sheet away and began examining her naked body. He walked away and talked to another man in a white coat. The second man came over and did the same examination. When a third man started examining her body very closely, she grew impatient and asked, "These examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?" The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders and told her, "I have no idea. We're just going to paint the corridor whem they haul you in there."
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a very slight bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here," she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway. Now, if only I could find my parakeet!"
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Today, June 13, in
1415 Henry the Navigator, the prince of Portugal, embarked 
 on an expedition to Africa.
1777 The Marquis de Lafayette arrived in the American colonies 
 to help with their rebellion against the British.
1789 Ice cream was served to General George Washington 
 by Mrs. Alexander Hamilton.
1825 Walter Hunt patented the safety pin. Hunt then then 
 sold the rights for $400.
1898 The Canadian Yukon Territory was organized.
1900 China's Boxer Rebellion against foreigners and Chinese 
 Christians erupted into violence.
1912 Captain Albert Berry made the first successful parachute 
 jump from an airplane in Jefferson, Mississippi.
1920 The U.S. Post Office Department ruled that children may 
 not be sent by parcel post.
1922 Charlie Osborne started the longest attack on hiccups. 
 He hiccuped over 435 million times before stopping. He died 
 in 1991, 11 months after his hiccups ended.
1923 The French set a trade barrier between the occupied Ruhr 
 and the rest of Germany. Germans did not like that.
1940 Paris was evacuated before the German advance on the city.
1943 German spies landed on Long Island, New York. 
 They were soon captured.
1944 Germany launched 10 of its new V1 rockets against Britain 
 from a position near the Channel coast. Of the 10 rockets 
 only 5 landed in Britain and only one managed to kill 
 (6 people in London).
1944 Marvin Camras patented the wire recorder.
1949 Bao Dai entered Saigon to rule Vietnam. He had been 
 installed by the French.
1951 U.N. troops seized Pyongyang, North Korea.
1966 The landmark "Miranda vs. Arizona" decision was issued 
 by the U.S. Supreme Court. The decision ruled that criminal 
 suspects had to be informed of their constitutional rights 
 before being questioned by police.
1978 Israelis withdrew the last of their invading forces 
 from Lebanon.
1979 Sioux Indians were awarded $105 million in compensation 
 for the U.S. seizure in 1877 of their Black Hills in 
 South Dakota.
1983 The unmanned U.S. space probe Pioneer 10 became the 
 first spacecraft to leave the solar system. It was launched 
 in March 1972. The first up-close images of the planet 
 Jupiter were provided by Pioneer 10.
1994 A jury in Anchorage, Alaska, found Exxon Corp. and 
 Captain Joseph Hazelwood to be reckless in the 
 Exxon Valdez oil spill.
1995 France announced that they would conduct eight more 
 nuclear tests in the South Pacific.
2000 In Pyongyang, North Korea's leader Kim Jong Il 
 welcomed South Korea's President Kim Dae for a three-day 
 summit. It was the first such meeting between the leaders 
 of North and South Korea. 
2013  smiled

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