Saturday, June 15, 2013, 11:03 AM Posted by Administrator
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Today is Saturday, June 15.
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If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
--- Ted Turner
The big thieves hang the little ones.
--- Czech Proverb
We cannot control the evil tongues of others;
but a good life enables us to disregard them.
--- Cato the Elder (234 BC - 149 BC)
While I was attending a Law course, the 'Audi alteram
parten' rule was explained to us. Translated it means "To
hear the other party"
After discussing the subject at great length, the lecturer
asked if anyone didn't understand the rule.
Responded one man "My Wife"
Most Yuppette's have no use for men who try to mess up the
country's economy by living within their income.
I've noticed the oddest behavior of Yuppettes. The
only time they won't look into a mirror is when they're
pulling out of a parking space.
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"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him.
Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it.
How anyone could have survived he did not know.
He could only hope that somewhere amid the overwhelming
destruction he would find his 16-year-old son. Only the slim
hope of finding Danny kept him from turning and fleeing the
scene. He took a deep breath and proceeded. Walking was
virtually impossible with so many things strewn across his
path. He moved ahead slowly.
"Danny! Danny!" he whispered to himself. He tripped and
almost fell several times. He heard someone, or something,
move. At least he thought he did. Perhaps, he was just
hoping he did. He shook his head and felt his gut tighten.
He couldn't understand how this could have happened.
There was some light but not enough to see very much.
Something cold and wet brushed against his hand. He
jerked it away.
In desperation, he took another step then cried out,
"Danny!"
From a nearby pile of unidentified material, he heard his
son. "Yes, Dad," he said, in a voice so weak it could hardly
be heard.
"It's time to get up," the man sighed,
"and, for heaven's sake, clean up your room!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to
Taylor Chapman, Bitch extraordinaire, 27,
Broward County, Floriduh
Woman Browbeats Polite Dunkin Donuts Cashier
With 8 Minute Tirade, Now Hiding From Pissed
Off Internet
Reported by The Weekly Vice
Taylor Chapman, a 27-year-old Florida woman is the proud
owner of a video that has gone viral on the Internet.
There can be little doubt, however, that the attention
she's been receiving for that video isn't quite what
she expected.
When a Broward County Dunkin Donuts allegedly failed to
give Chapman her receipt, which probably sailed to the floor
of her vehicle, she decided to arm herself with a video
camera and cuss and swear at them for 8 minutes.
Taylor Chapman entered the store and warned the employee that
he is "under video surveillance" before unleashing a
barrage of foul language, insults, racial remarks and
arrogant blather onto him.
Be careful, if you watch the video, the foul-mouthed b****
spews vulgarities non-stop, for example
“complete cunt sand nigger whore”
The employee kept cool and collected as she unloaded an
8 minute long rant. He worked toward politely replacing
her order when most people would have grabbed a broom and
beaten her out the door.
Throughout the video, Taylor Chapman threatens that her
video will be posted on Facebook. Obviously that decision
didn't work out well for her since her Facebook and
Instagram accounts have now been deleted and the entire
Internet is ready to burn her at the stake for her
dehumanizing and racial remarks.
Oh, and we might also mention that Taylor Chapman is a spokesmodel
for Internet ad agency http://www.powersalesteam.com.
UPDATE: They have now taken her picture down due to a tsunami
of unfavorable comments. By the time the youTube video got to
about 1200 views, Taylor Chapman got fired.
"She does not work here any more."
It also looks like she has been kicked off FaceBook,
but the video on youTube will be there for some time yet. She
won't be able to live THAT down anytime soon.
http://youtu.be/juLHmG76P4Q
One thing is pretty much for certain, though. These employees
deserve an accolade for putting up with this foulmouthed b****.
Abid Adar
Carl (from Austin/San Antonio Tx). started an Education Fund for Abid Adar,
and it is at this time close to $10,000
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/sorry ... -and-nithi
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From: Ana
Re: Online Calendar
Dear Webby
I found out the hard way, that even though initially
convenient, using a Smartphone as a calendar is very stupid.
When the phone gets stolen or lost, your calendar is vapor,
like the farts of yesteryear.
You mentioned an on-line calendar at one time, or probably
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Can you please tell me again?
Ana
Dear Ana
I use myMemorizer.com
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If you just use the email notifications, it is free.
For phone text messages, of course, you have to pay,
but since they are very short, they are no big deal.
Usually, though, email messages are plenty.
Have FUN!
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"I see you were last employed by a psychiatrist," said the
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"Well," she replied, "I just couldn't win. If I was late to
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Today, June 15, in
1215 King John of England put his seal on the Magna Carta.
1381 The English peasant revolt was crushed in London.
1389 Ottoman Turks crushed Serbia in the Battle of Kosovo.
1607 Colonists in North America completed James Fort in
Jamestown, VA.
1667 Jean-Baptiste Denys administered the first fully
documented human blood transfusion. He successfully
transfused the blood of a sheep to a 15-year old boy.
1752 Benjamin Franklin experimented by flying a kite
during a thunderstorm. The result was a little spark
that showed the relationship between lightning and
electricity.
1775 George Washington was appointed head of the
Continental Army by the Second Continental Congress.
1844 Charles Goodyear was granted a patent for
the process that strengthens rubber.
1866 Prussia attacked Austria.
1898 The U.S. House of representatives approved the
annexation of Hawaii.
1909 Benjamin Shibe patented the cork center baseball.
1917 Great Britain pledged the release of all the
Irish captured during the Easter Rebellion of 1916.
1940 The French fortress of Verdun was captured by Germans.
1947 The All-Indian Congress accepted a British plan
for the partition of India.
1958 Greece severed military ties to Turkey because
of the Cypress issue.
1964 The last French troops got chased out of Algeria.
1978 King Hussein of Jordan married 26-year-old American
Lisa Halaby, who became Queen Noor.
1992 It was ruled by the U.S. Supreme Court that the
government could kidnap criminal suspects from foreign
countries for prosecution.
1999 South Korean naval forces sank a North Korean
torpedo boat during an exchange in the disputed Yellow Sea.
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