Good Morning,  !

Today is Saturday, June 15.


Your wheels:


Here is my car, a 1991 Chrysler LeBaron.


If you don't send me pictures of your dream wheels
or actual vehicles, this may be the end of the 
"Your Wheels" column.

Send me pictures of YOUR wheels, or dream wheels!

Have FUN!
DearWebby



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If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
--- Ted Turner

The big thieves hang the little ones.
--- Czech Proverb

We cannot control the evil tongues of others; 
but a good life enables us to disregard them.
--- Cato the Elder (234 BC - 149 BC)


While I was attending a Law course, the 'Audi alteram
parten' rule was explained to us. Translated it means "To
hear the other party"

After discussing the subject at great length, the lecturer
asked if anyone didn't understand the rule.

Responded one man "My Wife"


Most Yuppette's have no use for men who try to mess up the
country's economy by living within their income.

I've noticed the oddest behavior of Yuppettes. The
only time they won't look into a mirror is when they're
pulling out of a parking space.
 

Grow Your Greatest Garden Ever in Do-It-Yourself Built 
Waist High Raised Beds! It's really easy, when you got
detailled instructions. You even get videos to show
how easy it is!
With the GardenRack style there is no more bending down.
No more kneeling!
Everything is at the height, that is the most comfortable
for YOU! 
No special skills or tools required. Give the lumber list to
Home Depot, and they will cut and deliver it. 
Half an afternoon of screwing around with a drill used as
a power screwdriver, and it is done. The second one will take
less than half an hour. Get the GardenRack now!


"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him.
Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it.
How anyone could have survived he did not know.

He could only hope that somewhere amid the overwhelming
destruction he would find his 16-year-old son. Only the slim
hope of finding Danny kept him from turning and fleeing the
scene. He took a deep breath and proceeded. Walking was
virtually impossible with so many things strewn across his
path. He moved ahead slowly.

"Danny! Danny!" he whispered to himself. He tripped and
almost fell several times. He heard someone, or something,
move. At least he thought he did. Perhaps, he was just
hoping he did. He shook his head and felt his gut tighten.

He couldn't understand how this could have happened.
There was some light but not enough to see very much.
Something cold and wet brushed against his hand. He
jerked it away.

In desperation, he took another step then cried out,
"Danny!"

From a nearby pile of unidentified material, he heard his
son. "Yes, Dad," he said, in a voice so weak it could hardly
be heard.

"It's time to get up," the man sighed,
"and, for heaven's sake, clean up your room!"


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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to 

Taylor Chapman, Bitch extraordinaire, 27, 
 Broward County, Floriduh

Woman Browbeats Polite Dunkin Donuts Cashier 
With 8 Minute Tirade, Now Hiding From Pissed 
Off Internet

Reported by The Weekly Vice
Taylor Chapman, a 27-year-old Florida woman is the proud 
owner of a video that has gone viral on the Internet. 
There can be little doubt, however, that the attention 
she's been receiving for that video isn't quite what 
she expected.

When a Broward County Dunkin Donuts allegedly failed to 
give Chapman her receipt, which probably sailed to the floor 
of her vehicle, she decided to arm herself with a video 
camera and cuss and swear at them for 8 minutes.

Taylor Chapman entered the store and warned the employee that 
he is "under video surveillance" before unleashing a 
barrage of foul language, insults, racial remarks and 
arrogant blather onto him.

Be careful, if you watch the video, the foul-mouthed b****
spews vulgarities non-stop, for example 
“complete cunt sand nigger whore”

The employee kept cool and collected as she unloaded an 
8 minute long rant.  He worked toward politely replacing 
her order when most people would have grabbed a broom and 
beaten her out the door.

Throughout the video, Taylor Chapman threatens that her 
video will be posted on Facebook. Obviously that decision 
didn't work out well for her since her Facebook and 
Instagram accounts have now been deleted and the entire 
Internet is ready to burn her at the stake for her 
dehumanizing and racial remarks.

Oh, and we might also mention that Taylor Chapman is a spokesmodel
for Internet ad agency http://www.powersalesteam.com. 
UPDATE: They have now taken her picture down due to a tsunami 
of unfavorable comments. By the time the youTube video got to 
about 1200 views, Taylor Chapman got fired. 
"She does not work here any more."

It also looks like she has been kicked off FaceBook,
but the video on youTube will be there for some time yet. She
won't be able to live THAT down anytime soon.


http://youtu.be/juLHmG76P4Q


One thing is pretty much for certain, though. These employees
deserve an accolade for putting up with this foulmouthed b****.


Abid Adar

Carl (from Austin/San Antonio Tx). started an Education Fund for Abid Adar, 
and it is at this time close to $10,000
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/sorry ... -and-nithi

The link to  Mail Washer is here! 

Tech Support Pits
From: Ana
Re: Online Calendar

Dear Webby
I found out the hard way, that even though initially
convenient, using a Smartphone as a calendar is very stupid.
When the phone gets stolen or lost, your calendar is vapor,
like the farts of yesteryear.

You mentioned an on-line calendar at one time, or probably
more than one time, but at the time I still relied on my
stupid phone, and was too snooty to take your advice 
serilously enough to bookmark it.
Can you please tell me again?
Ana

Dear Ana
I use myMemorizer.com
Even if your computer gets stolen or breaks down, your 
calendar is up on the cloud, and you can access it with 
any computer from anywhere, as long as you can get onto the 
net. You just have to remember your email address and a password.

You can set events to email you and/or text your phone a month
before, and/or a week before, and/or a couple of days before,
and/or a day before, and/or the same day. You set the time 
of day for it to remind you.

It has colors and icons for fast at a glance overviews,
and you can even print a month.
I have used MyMemorizer for many years, and never had 
any problem whatsoever.

If you just use the email notifications, it is free.
For phone text messages, of course, you have to pay,
but since they are very short, they are no big deal.
Usually, though, email  messages are plenty.

Have FUN!
DearWebby




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Keeping Track of Water Intake

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Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called 
out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker 
who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed 
into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned 
to my former state!" 

One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed 
it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, 
"Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a 
stockbroker!" 

The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking 
frog is worth a lot more than a stockbroker!" 


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"Is this a bad idea? The folks at Sprint announced it is   
developing a TV cell phone. It will let you watch TV on   
your cell phone. They have the perfect name for it: 'Nine   
Dead in Interstate Pileup.'" 
---Jay Leno   





Ophelia Dingbatter's News



No sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. 
Read it on-line or subscribe. 
If you subscribe, look for the double-opt-in confirmation request. 

"I see you were last employed by a psychiatrist," said the   
employer to the applicant. "Why did you leave?"   

"Well," she replied, "I just couldn't win. If I was late to   
work, I was hostile. If I was early, I had an anxiety complex.   
If I was on time, I was compulsive." 



» Nano Imagery:




Today, June 15, in
1215 King John of England put his seal on the Magna Carta.
1381 The English peasant revolt was crushed in London.
1389 Ottoman Turks crushed Serbia in the Battle of Kosovo.
1607 Colonists in North America completed James Fort in 
 Jamestown, VA.
1667 Jean-Baptiste Denys administered the first fully
 documented human blood transfusion. He successfully 
 transfused the blood of a sheep to a 15-year old boy.
1752 Benjamin Franklin experimented by flying a kite 
 during a thunderstorm. The result was a little spark 
 that showed the relationship between lightning and 
 electricity.
1775 George Washington was appointed head of the 
 Continental Army by the Second Continental Congress.
1844 Charles Goodyear was granted a patent for 
 the process that strengthens rubber.
1866 Prussia attacked Austria.
1898 The U.S. House of representatives approved the 
 annexation of Hawaii.
1909 Benjamin Shibe patented the cork center baseball.
1917 Great Britain pledged the release of all the 
 Irish captured during the Easter Rebellion of 1916.
1940 The French fortress of Verdun was captured by Germans.
1947 The All-Indian Congress accepted a British plan 
 for the partition of India.
1958 Greece severed military ties to Turkey because 
 of the Cypress issue.
1964 The last French troops got chased out of Algeria.
1978 King Hussein of Jordan married 26-year-old American 
 Lisa Halaby, who became Queen Noor.
1992 It was ruled by the U.S. Supreme Court that the 
 government could kidnap criminal suspects from foreign 
 countries for prosecution.
1999 South Korean naval forces sank a North Korean 
 torpedo boat during an exchange in the disputed Yellow Sea. 
2013  smiled

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