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Good Morning,  !

Today is Tuesday, June 18.

"The Supreme Court on Monday tossed out an Arizona 
provision in its voter registration law that required 
proof of citizenship."

Send me a WstJet ticket and I'll come to vote, 
and I will even wear my INS cap.
A cop car and a few guys with INS caps at each polling 
station should help.

I am most definitely on Arizona's side. I hope they 
don't secede over that!

Speaking of cop cars,....
Your wheels: Son Ron loves to show off his 1990 Caprice, an original police car, now back to life, fully restored, lights, horns, radar, etc. It lives in Ardrossan, Alberta, & is getting lots of looks at the car shows. Betty
Great looking car with probably a lot of chasing in it's history. Might even have caught me a time or two. Send me pictures of YOUR wheels, or dream wheels! Have FUN! DearWebby
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. --- Robert Frost (1874 - 1963) "Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it." --- Dennis P. Kimbro
When a coworker received a phone call from her daughter, we heard her exclaim joyfully, "Seven and a half pounds! I'm so proud of you!" After she had hung up, I asked, "Boy or girl?" "Neither," my colleague replied... "Diet."
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of John, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, John had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "It's a bet! Let's see what you got." John reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
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The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests so far, there is only one test left. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United States of America. Make a sentence using the words, Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now works for Verizon. I know because I talked to him yesterday.
Thanks to Nanarina for this picture: Click on the picture for the large version Pailon del Diablo, Equador
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Kari Ann Dangler, 51, Key Largo, Floriduh Threatened her roommate with a gun because she hid her Vodka Reported by The Weekly Vice Kari Ann Bradford Dangler, a 51-year-old Florida bonehead, was jailed Wednesday after she allegedly threatened her roommate with a gun for hiding her Vodka. According to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, officers were dispatched to a Key Largo residence after receiving a complaint that a woman had threatened her roommate with a gun. Investigators say Dangler pointed a revolver at her roommate and threatened her with it after the roommate reportedly hid Dangler's Vodka. Dangler told investigators that she had retrieved the revolver because she was going to clean it. Upon inspection of the gun, deputies found a spent bullet casing and asked Dangler when the gun was last fired. Dangler told them that she fired the gun at a frog about a week prior because the frog had been making too much noise. Dangler was booked into the Monroe County Jail and charged with aggravated assault. If the roommate did not fork over the hidden vodka, she will get off, but won't get her gun back. And she will be well sobered up by then. Then PETA will go after her for shooting a frog. Tech Support Pits From: Andrea Re: Speakers Dear Webby, I need louder speakers, and if possible better quality, because we use Internet radio as background music in the warehouse. However, I found that $69 and $129 speakers are not really any better than $14.95 speakers. What do you recommend? Andrea Dear Andrea Go to a second hand store or pawn shop and get yourself a boom box (portable stereo system) or old home stereo system. They are quite cheap and usually have great sound. Unlike new and shrink-wrapped systems at a music store, the people in used goods stores usually let you plug them in and listen to them. Then just cut off the wires going to the old speakers and connect them to the AUX IN connectors on the boom box or stereo, the connectors made for input from a record player or tape deck or microphone. That way you have the amplification and control, often even with an equalizer, and plenty of volume. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Cooking Shirt Don't throw men's shirts into the rag bin when they become a little stained or frayed. Use it as a "paint shirt" when cooking. The sleeves protect your clothing better than aprons and kids love to wear them while helping out in the kitchen. I have short sleeve for summer cooking and long sleeved that I roll to my elbows for winter days in the kitchen. By Lisa Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really perturbed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE". The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box, gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Ed's wife got rather noisy about that and Ed had to move in with his secretary.
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Today, June 18, in
1155 Frederick I Barbarossa was crowned emperor of Rome.
1429 French forces defeated the English at battle of Patay.
1667 The Dutch fleet sailed up the Thames toward London.
1778 Britain evacuated Philadelphia during the U.S. 
 Revolutionary War.
1812 The War of 1812 began as the U.S. declared war against 
 Great Britain. The conflict began over trade restrictions.
1815 At the Battle of Waterloo Napoleon was defeated by an 
 international army under the Duke of Wellington. Napoleon 
 abdicated on June 22.
1928 Amelia Earhart became the first woman to fly across 
 the Atlantic Ocean as she completed a flight from 
 Newfoundland to Wales.
1951 General Vo Nguyen Giap ended his Red River Campaign 
 against the French in Indochina.
1953 Egypt was proclaimed to be a republic with General 
 Neguib as its first president.
1961 "Gunsmoke" was broadcast for the last time on CBS radio.
1998 The Walt Disney Co. purchased a 43% stake in the Web 
 search engine company Infoseek Corp.
2009 NASA launched the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter/LCROSS 
 probes to the Moon. It was the first American lunar mission 
 since Lunar Prospector in 1998.
2009 Greenland assumed control over its law enforcement, 
 judicial affairs, and natural resources from the Kingdom 
 of Denmark. Greenlandic became the official language. 
2013  smiled

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