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Today is Thursday, June 20.

Thank you Billy!

A lot of readers asked me about what I learned about the
skeeters in the Yukon. It is quite simple. Don't get fanatic
swatting them. Let them do their thing. 
They inject some nasty stuff to make the blood flow easier
up their little drill. After a hundred or a few hundred
"bites" the body gets fed up with that and produces something,
that seems to repel them. Once you get over the first few
hundred "bites", they stay away.

It is probably related to the same effect, that causes 
skeeters to leave some people alone and really bug the one
walking beside them. 

Your wheels: Thanks to Jim for this picture: 1958_Chevrolet_Impala my first car, oh do I wish I had it now 49 years later, many good memories. Jim USA Larry
In those days, cars had style! Send me pictures of YOUR wheels, or dream wheels! Have FUN! DearWebby
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We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners. --- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950) One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget. --- Franklin P. Jones
While at the supermarket this weekend, I came across two women talking in the the aisle I was going down. "Harry and I have been together ten years now and he makes me very happy," one said. "So I don't mind buying him what he likes even if it is a litle more expensive." "Well, with my Benny I have no choice. He's just plain fussy," her friend replied. As I passed by their carts I discovered both women were loading their shopping carts with high-priced cat food.
Ray and his live-in girlfriend were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. She said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." Ray said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." She replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Ray replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says ... "HEBREWS"
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>From Steve I was working in the sun all day, putting finishing touches on the new deck outside my house. My sister pulled into the driveway, greeted me, and looked over my work. "Wow, Steve," she gushed, "you're an expert." Gloating, feeling like the king that I am, but trying not to seem egotistical, I responded, "Once you get going, it's pretty easy." She looked puzzled, and I wondered if I'd misunderstood her. So I asked, "What did you say, Jen?" She replied, "I said, your neck's burnt!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Yeiner Garizabalo, 24, San Francisco, Cakifornia Jailed After naked attacks on subway platform Reported by Arca Max The 24-year-old man accused of attacking commuters while naked at a San Francisco subway station proclaimed he is not guilty Tuesday. According to the San Francisco District Attorney's office, Yeiner Garizabalo waived his arraignment and entered not guilty pleas. He is due back in court on July 18 for a pre-hearing conference. The native of Colombia remains in jail on a $100,000 bond and a request from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials. Garizabalo faces seven charges following the May 10 incident at a Bay Area Rapid Transit station. He appeared in a bizarre video where he, sans clothing, performed acrobatics off subway equipment, then went after commuters trying to catch a train. A video of the incident quickly went viral. In it, a glistening man with a wild mane of hair turns fare gates into balance beams, doing splits and back flips buck-naked. Startled commuters flee as he dashes across the station, attacking people at random. He now stands accused of two felony counts of false imprisonment, four misdemeanor counts of battery and one misdemeanor count of sexual battery in the incident, said Alex Bastian, a spokesman for the District Attorney's office. CNN affiliate KTVU reported Garizabalo faces deportation because of an expired visa. Tech Support Pits From: Jennie Re: Has PayPal gone bad? Dear Webby, Has PayPal gone bad? I received a notice about an order, that was to be shipped to somebody else, but that I supposedly agreed to pay for, and to dispute it to go to their site. And they sent it to one of my email addresses that does not have a paypal account! So far I have not gone to dispute it, not before checking with you. Jennie Dear Jennie PayPal is still good and secure. What you got was a spoof from some crook, who is trying to con you into handing out your password. Just forward that mail to spoof@paypal.com, or trash it. Real mail from the real PayPal always tells you to never click on any apparent link, but to close all browser windows, open a fresh one and type http://paypal.com into the address bar. The only exceptions to that are PayPal invoice buttons on sites that you trust and normally deal with. Whenever you get any mail pretending to be from PayPal, but does not seem 100% right, forward it to spoof@paypal.com. Let them deal with it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Clean The Shower, Then Take a Shower I hate to clean the shower, I get all wet! So I go IN "prepared to take a shower", and bring my cleaning tools with me. Then I turn on the water clean the shower, then shower myself!. CAUTION - don't use chemicals that may cause skin irritations! Silly, but makes cleaning the shower a little more fun! By Kate Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com
Mrs. Morris Siegel beckoned to a salesman in Bergdorf Goodman's, pointed to white wool designer dress on a mannequin, and said, "Hey Sonny boy, so how much is the dress on that store dummy over there?" "That dress is $899.95, Madam," sneered the rather snotty salesman. "Oy! For $99.95 I could get the same dress at Klein's Bargain Store downtown!" "But Madam," said the salesman, "You'll find that the dress at Klein's is recycled wool. This original is 100% pure virgin wool." "Nu! So for $800 I should be caring what the lambs do at night?"
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Two contafiters way up nort in Chicargo wuz makin sum contafit money an dey accidently made sum twelve dollar bill by mistake. Dey made a whole bunch of dem before dey foun dere mistake, so insted of startin over dey decide to try to pass dem off. Dey always herd how backward people in Louisiana wuz, especially dem folks name Boudreaux frum down neer Lafayette so dey jumpin dere car an drive down to Lafayette, LA an wen dey got dere dey look in da fone book an shore enuf dey fine Boudreaux's General Store an Mercantile listed rite dere in da yeller pages. Dey went to Boudreaux's store an walk up to da man at da counter. Da firs contafiter say, "Are you Mr. Boudreaux?" Boudreaux say, "Mais shore, dat's me. Wat can Ah do fer you fellers?" Da contafiter wisper to his frien, "This is gonna be easier than I thought." Da contafiter say, "Can you give us change for a twelve dollar bill?" Boudreaux say, "Mais shore Ah can! How you want dat, tree fores, fore trees, or too sixes?"
Rare Boids

Today, June 20, in
0451 Roman and Barbarian warriors brought Attila's army to 
 a halt at the Catalaunian Plains in eastern France.
1397 The Union of Kalmar united Denmark, Sweden, and Norway 
 under one monarch.
1793 Eli Whitney applied for a cotton gin patent. He received 
 the patent on March 14. The cotton gin initiated the 
 American mass-production concept.
1837 Queen Victoria ascended the British throne following 
 the death of her uncle, King William IV.
1898 The U.S. Navy seized the island of Guam enroute to 
 the Phillipines to fight the Spanish.
1923 France announced it would seize the Rhineland to assist 
 Germany in paying its war debts. That did not go over well.
1943 Race-related rioting erupted in Detroit. Federal troops 
 were sent in two days later to end the violence that left 
 more than 30 dead.
1967 Muhammad Ali was convicted in Houston of violating 
 Selective Service laws by refusing to be drafted. The U.S. 
 Supreme Court later overturned the conviction.
1977 The Trans-Alaska Pipeline began operation.
2002 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the execution of 
 mentally retarded murderers was unconstitutionally cruel. 
 The vote was 6 in favor and 3 against. 
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