Weeding out the fonts 

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Today is Saturday, June 29.

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The full moon a few days ago reminded me of this story: I gaze at the brilliant moon. The same one, I think to myself, at which Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato gazed. Suddenly, I imagine they appear beside me. I tell Socrates about the national debate over one's right to die and wonder at the constancy of the human condition. I tell Plato that I live in the country that has come closest to Utopia, and backed away from it, and I show him a copy of the Constitution and the way the courts and the politicians hacked it to pieces. I tell Aristotle that we have found many more than four basic elements and I show him a periodic table. Then I get a box of kitchen matches and strike one. They gasp with wonder. We spend the rest of the night lighting farts.
On the border of Kentucky and Tennessee there's a small forest. Half of the forest belongs to a Kentucky farmer, while the other half belongs to a Tennessee man. One day, while out for a walk in the woods, the Tennessee man comes across a wolf caught in a trap. He rushes back to his house and calls his Kentucky neighbor. "There's one of your wolves caught in a trap on my side of the forest." "How do you know it's one of *our* wolves?" the Kentucky farmer asked. "Well," the Tennessee man replied, "he's already chewed off three of his legs and he's still trapped." ----------- Feel free to substitute your favorite states/provinces.
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Anyone who's ever ridden in a cab in Washington DC knows they're some of the world's most brazen drivers. Oddly enough though, their current accident rate isn't all that bad. I asked one of the drivers one day the reason for that. "Easy," he said. "all the really bad drivers are dead now."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Christopher Haro, 41, Roseburg, Oregon Oregon Man Wearing "Got Beer?" T-Shirt Is Arrested For Drunk Driving Reported by The Smoking Gun An Oregon man wearing a “Got Beer?” t-shirt was arrested for drunk driving, police report. Christopher Haro, 41, was driving a Ford pickup truck Wednesday evening when a Roseburg Police Department officer pulled the vehicle over for a traffic violation. During subsequent questioning, the cop concluded that Haro was intoxicated. Haro was busted for DUI and booked into the Douglas County lockup, where he posed in his message t-shirt for the above mug shot. He was freed from custody Thursday after posting bond on the misdemeanor count. Tech Support Pits From: Beverly Re: Weeding out the fonts Dear Webby, If anyone would know the answer to this, it will be you. I use Windows XP and was just wondering. . . . . . . . Is there anyway to move unused fonts to another folder to get them out of the way? I have tried to drag and drop them and copy/cut and paste them, but nothing works. The drop down menu says I can delete them, but I really don't want to do that because I might use them someday. But right now, I seem to have so many that I don't use on a regular basis that I see no need for them to be in the drop down menu. Thanks for the great Humor Letter and many tips! Beverly Dear Beverly Go into Control Panel Fonts and SHIFT-DRAG the fonts, that you don't want any more, into some other folder. It helps if you make a new folder beforehand and name it SpareFonts. Moving those spare fonts in there normally takes them out of the font list. You may have to restart the application that uses the fonts to clear it's cached font list. Have FUN! DearWebby
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaking little voice: "The big sissy."
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Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts this question to him: "What would you do if you realised that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?" Andy says, "I would switch the points for one of the trains." "What if the lever broke?" asked the inspector. "Then I'd dash down out of the signal box," said Andy, "and I'd use the manual lever over there." "What if that had been struck by lightning?" "Then," Andy continues, "I'd run back into the signal box and phone the next signal box." "What if the phone was engaged?" "Well in that case," persevered Andy, "I'd rush down out of the box and use the public emergency phone at the level crossing up there." "What if that was vandalised?" "Oh well then I'd run into the village and get my uncle Tony." This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, "Why would you do that?" Came the answer, "Because his wife, my sister, keeps saying his feet smell so bad, the stench could stop a train!"
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Today, June 29, in
1236 Ferdinand III of Castile and Leon took Cordoba in Spain.
1652 Massachusetts declared itself independent commonwealth.
1767 The British Parliament approved the Townshend Revenue Acts. 
 The acts imposed import duties on glass, lead, paint, paper 
 and tea shipped to America.
1860 The first iron-pile lighthouse was completed at Minot’s 
 Ledge, MA.
1880 France annexed Tahiti.
1888 Professor Frederick Treves performed the first 
 appendectomy in England.
1903 The British government officially protested Belgian 
 atrocities in the Congo.
1905 Russian troops intervened as riots erupted in ports 
 all over the country. Many ships were looted.
1917 The Ukraine proclaimed independence from Russia.
1925 Marvin Pipkin filed for a patent for the frosted 
 electric light bulb.
1926 Fascists in Rome added an hour to the work day in 
 an economic efficiency measure.
1946 British authorities arrested more than 2,700 Jews 
 in Palestine in an attempt to end terrorism.
1950 U.S. President Harry S. Truman authorized a sea blockade 
 of Korea.
1951 The United States invited the Soviet Union to the Korean 
 peace talks on a ship in Wonson Harbor.
1955 The Soviet Union sent tanks to Poznan, Poland, to put 
 down anti-Communist demonstrations.
1966 The U.S. bombed fuel storage facilities near the 
 North Vietnamese cities of Hanoi and Haiphong.
1967 Israel removed barricades, re-unifying Jerusalem.
1982 Israel invaded Lebanon.
2007 The Apple iPhone went on sale.
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