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Good Morning,  !
Today is Sunday, June 30.

Now that most of the snow, that had remained on the mountains
a lot longer than during the years of the Warming Ripple, has
been melted by a warm summer rain, and has torn off the 
vegetation and trees and shrubs and 30 years of accumulated 
mud from the sides of the river, the Sheep River here has 
settled down to a cute little brook. 

On tonight's walk I hiked where there was a torrent of mud 
and uprooted young forest roiling and boiling last week. 
The river pretty well tore it's banks back to where they 
were during the previous Cool Ripple. 
Remember Carl Sagan and his 
'Ice Age Is Coming because of your gas guzzling muscle cars!'?
He spouted that nonsense at the end of the last cool ripple,
just like Al Gore blathered to the sheeple about Gullible
Warming at the end of the warm ripple. 

The #7 highway bridge is getting to be quite old, and when
a log jam of trees and bushes plugged it up, it got jostled 
and moved a bit. To open the #7 and buy time for the Dept of
Highways to allocate funds for a new bridge, they are now
putting three culverts in and covering them with dirt for a
temporary road.

That seems scary when considering the late snow-melt flood,
but is actually quite generous considering the small amount
of water, that is now actually flowing. I spotted various
places along the river, where I could cross it without 
getting my shins wet. They will fix or replace the bridge
long before they have to tear those culverts and dirt
out to make room for the next snow melt.

Yes, snow melt is going to be late for the next 30 years 
or so, but now that the river beds have been cleaned and
widened, there won't be mud and forests coming down.

Well, Carl Sagan did not influence my choice of cars,
and neither did Al Gore.

Have FUN!

Your wheels: Thanks to Donnie for these pictures: I got these photos last week. I would love to have one! Donnie A 1957,1958 and 1959 Chevy all rolled into one! This car was built by N2A motors (No 2 Alike). The company is planning a production run of about 100 vehicles. It sits on a Corvette C6 chassis, front styled like a 57 Chevy, Side like a 58, rear like a 59. Hence the designation "789."
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Harry was describing a 30 pound bass he'd caught recently after fighting it for three hours. Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds." Harry replied, "Well . . . a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three hours of fighting." ----------------- This one didn't. Moe is not saying where he caught it.
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> From Ed An effusive client brought a litter of golden-retriever puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. She loved them so much, she couldn't keep from remarking about their cute habits. As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, I realized it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest. I turned on the water faucet, wet my fingers, and moistened each dog's head when I had finished. After the fourth puppy, I noticed my hitherto talkative client had grown silent. As I sprinkled the last pup's head, the woman leaned forward and whispered, "I never realized they had to be baptized."
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Today, June 30, in
1097 The Crusaders defeated the Turks at Dorylaeum.
1841 The Erie Railroad rolled out its first passenger train.
1859 Charles Blondin became the first person to cross 
 Niagara Falls on a tightrope.
1894 Korea declared independence from China and asked for 
 Japanese aid.
1908 An explosion in Siberia, which knocked down trees in a 
 40-mile radius and struck people unconscious some 40 miles 
 away. It was believed by some scientists to be caused by 
 a fragment from a meteorite, which has since been found.
1913 Fighting broke out between Bulgaria and Greece and 
 Spain. It was the beginning of the Second Balkan War.
1915 During World War I, the Second Battle Artois ended when 
 the French failed to take Vimy Ridge.
1922 Irish rebels in London assassinate Sir Henry Wilson, 
 the British deputy for Northern Ireland.
1930 France pulled its troops out of Germany’s Rhineland.
1934 Adolf Hitler purged the Nazi Party by destroying the SA 
 and bringing to power the SS in the 
 "Night of the Long Knives."
1936 Margaret Mitchell’s book, "Gone with the Wind," was 
 published in New York City.
1950 U.S. President Harry Truman ordered U.S. troops into 
 Korea and authorizes the draft.
1953 The first Corvette rolled off the Chevrolet assembly 
 line in Flint, MI. It sold for $3,250.
1955 The U.S. began funding West Germany’s rearmament with 
 US made weaponry.
1958 The U.S. Congress passed a law authorizing the admission 
 of Alaska as the 49th state in the Union.
1971 The Soviet spacecraft Soyuz 11 returned to Earth. The 
 three cosmonauts were found dead inside.
1977 U.S. President Jimmy Carter announced his opposition 
 to the B-1 bomber.
1986 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that states could outlaw 
 homosexual acts between consenting adults.
2000 U.S. President Clinton signed the E-Signature bill to 
 give the same legal validity to an electronic signature as 
 a signature in pen and ink. 
2013  smiled

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