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Your wheels: Thanks to Larry for this picture: Been dreaming about one for two years. Finally got one! A 2000 Corvette with Head Up display (Speedo readout on inside of windshield). I really enjoy it when the weather cooperates. Larry
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Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away. --- Thomas Fuller (1608 - 1661) Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. --- Martin Luther King Jr.
A reporter from New York was visiting an old colleague who now edited a newspaper in a tiny Vermont town. "I don't see how you do it," the NY reporter said. "How can you drum up interest in the news when everybody in town knows what everybody else is doing and with whom?" "Sure they know," the editor said, "but they read the paper to see who got caught at it."
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Ted Nugent on Deer Hunting While on a European tour, Ted was being interviewed by a French journalist. The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, `Are you my friend?`or is it `Are you the one who killed my brother?'" Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French."
Thanks to Moe for this picture: Click on the picture for the large version A cool ride on the windy side
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Summer Michelle Hansen, Special education teacher has been jailed for having sex with 'multiple teenage' students who stayed on after class A special education teacher has been accused of having sex with several of her students who stayed behind after classes. Summer Michelle Hansen has been placed on administrative while officials try to determine how many of her students she had sex with. Parents have been told to talk to their children to see if they had any unwarranted contact with the married 31 year old at Centennial High School in Corona, California. Hansen has been charged with multiple counts of engaging in unlawful sex and oral copulation of a minor. The exact number of students she had sex with has is not known but police believe there are multiple people she had illegal sexual relations with. The mother of three came under investigation after a former student at the school came forward to say he had sex with Hansen. The Corona Norco Unified School District has placed Hansen on leave, according to Superintendent Tom Pike. Prior to her arrest, with some make-up and push-up, she looked more cheerful, and one can understand why students fell for her charms. Tech Support Pits From: Sunny Re: Slow virus scanning Dear Webby, When I do a virus scan and it gets to big zip files, everything slows down and it takes a long time to get past those zip files. Is there a way to speed that up? Thanks Sunny Dear Sunny Burn those zip files onto CDs or DVDs, and delete them off your computer. You are obviously not actively using them, just storing them, so you might as well store them elsewhere, like out in the garage. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Buy Marked Down Pastries And Freeze Them Tired of buying those expensive snacks for school? I try to do my shopping early in the morning because our local store has a display of doughnuts, muffins, etc., marked down. I buy these marked down items and place them in our freezer. Once they are really frozen I put the items in a gallon size freezer bag and place them back in the freezer. On school mornings I pull the "snack" out, place it in a sandwich bag, and pack it for their snack time. By the time my children eat their snack, it is defrosted and yummy! By Tanya from Winchester, TN Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes: "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?" After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on Little Johnny for his answer. With complete sincerity in his voice, Little Johnny answered, "A lawyer!"
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When Jill decided to improve her computer skills, she threw herself into it with enthusiasm. Every week she'd check out two or three instructional books from the library. After about a month the librarian commented, "Wow! You must really be getting knowledgeable at this stuff." "Thanks," Jill said. "What makes you say that?" The librarian answered, "Only one of the books you're checking out this week has 'For Dummies' in the title."
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Today, July 2, in
1298 An army under Albert of Austria defeated and killed 
 Adolf of Nassua near Worms, Germany.
1625 The Spanish army took Breda, Spain, after nearly a 
 year of siege.
1644 Lord Cromwell crushed the Royalists at the Battle of 
 Marston Moor near York, England.
1776 Richard Henry Lee’s resolution that the American colonies 
 "are, and of right ought to be, free and independent States" 
 was adopted by the Continental Congress.
1850 B.J. Lane patented the gas mask.
1857 New York City’s first elevated railroad officially opened 
 for business.
1858 Czar Alexander II freed the serfs working on 
 imperial lands.
1937 American aviation pioneer Amelia Earhart disappeared in 
 the Central Pacific during an attempt to fly around the 
world at the equator.
1944 American bombers, as part of Operation Gardening, dropped 
 land mines, leaflets and bombs on German-occupied Budapest.
1947 An object crashed near Roswell, NM. The U.S. Army Air Force 
 insisted it was a weather balloon, but eyewitness accounts 
 led to speculation that it might have been an alien 
1967 The U.S. Marine Corps launched Operation Buffalo in 
 response to the North Vietnamese Army's efforts to seize 
 the Marine base at Con Thien.
1976 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled the death penalty was not 
 inherently cruel or unusual.
1976 North Vietnam and South Vietnam were reunited.
1980 U.S. President Jimmy Carter reinstated draft registration 
 for males 18 years of age.
1981 Soyuz T-6 returned to Earth.
1985 General Motors announced that it was installing electronic 
 road maps as an option in some of its higher-priced cars.
1995 "Forbes" magazine reported that Microsoft's chairman, 
 Bill Gates, was worth $12.9 billion, making him the world's 
 richest man. In 1999, he was worth about $77 billion.
1998 Cable News Network (CNN) retracted a story that alleged 
 that U.S. commandos had used nerve gas to kill American 
 defectors during the Vietnam War.
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