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Today is Wednesday, July 3.

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Your wheels:
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Read the side it is a hoot!!
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, 
but a comedy to those who think.
--- Horace Walpole (1717 - 1797)  
  

I spent 20 minutes explaining life insurance options to one   
of our employees. After reviewing the different plans and   
monthly deductions, he decided to max out, choosing $100,000   
worth of life insurance. But he had one last question.   

"Now," he said, "what do I have to do to collect the money?"  
 

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One of our patients wasn't taking any chances. Prior to her   
operation, she taped notes to her body for the surgeon...   
"Take your time," "Don't cut yourself," "No need to rush,"   
"Wash your hands..."   

After surgery, as I helped the patient back into her bed,   
we discovered a new note taped to her, this one from the   
doctor, "Has anyone seen my wristwatch?"  


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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to 

Laura Whitehurst, 28, Redlands, California

Jailed After Having Sex With Student, 
Delivering His Baby

Reported by the Weekly Vice
Laura Whitehurst, a 28-year-old English teacher at Citrus 
Valley High School, was jailed Monday after she allegedly 
had sex with a 16-year-old student, became pregnant by 
him and delivered his child.

According to police, an investigation was launched Monday 
after the victim's mother contacted school administrators 
and told them that her son was the father of Whitehursts' 
newborn child.

Whitehurst gave birth to the child on June 18.

Investigators say Whitehurst and the student began a 
year-long sexual relationship last summer when the 
student was 16.

"One thing led to another, and he ended up living at
Whitehurst's residence, and it's been going on, going 
for approximately one year now," said Redlands Police 
spokesman Shawn Ryan.

Whitehurst was booked into jail and charged with suspicion 
of having unlawful intercourse with an underage student.

Is "Bonehead" a strong enough term for a ......?

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Tech Support Pits
From: Allan
Re: How to save bookmarks in IE

Dear Webby
You wrote about it before, but I did not save that tip.
How do you save the bookmarks in IE ?
Thanks
Allan

Dear Allan
Just remember
ALT FINE
Hold down the ALT key, hit 
F
I
N
E
and hit Enter a bunch of times.
You can even specify the file name that will have the
bookmarks in it, for example
C:\bookmarks130703.html

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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com
Use Magnet to Hold Brush to Paint Can

When you're painting and you need to put your brush down 
it can be messy, not to mention losing it. Just use a hot 
glue gun and attach a magnet on to your brush handle. 
Then when you need to set down your brush it will stay 
right on your paint can.

By coville123 

Most paint cans have a groove designed to trap paint and
splatter it all over, when you tap the lid in place.

Pros take two two inch spiral nails, and hammer two holes
each on opposite sides, and leave the nails in one hole
each per side. Then we run a rubber band across the paint can
berween opposite nails.

Now you can lean the brush with the handle on a clean rim
and the bristles on the rubber band, dripping into the can.

Any paint, that gets onto the rim, drips down through the 
unoccupied holes, and there won't be any splattering, when
you remove the nails and slam the lid.

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Thanks to Sandie for this story:
Ever mindful of the congregation, the Baptist preacher and
his wife decided to get a new dog, and knew that the dog
also had to be a Baptist. They visited kennel after kennel
and explained their needs. Finally, they found a kennel
whose owner assured them he had just the dog they wanted.

The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife.
"Fetch the Bible,"he commanded. The dog bounded to the
bookshelf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and
brought it to the owner.

"Now find Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible
to the floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws,
leafed through and finding the correct passage, pointed to
it with his paw.

The pastor and his wife were very impressed and purchased
the dog. That evening, a group of church members came to
visit. The pastor and his wife began to show off the dog,
having him locate several Bible verses.

The visitors were very impressed. One man asked, "Can he
do regular dog tricks, too?"

"I haven't tried yet" the pastor replied. He pointed his
finger at the dog."HEEL!" the pastor commanded.

The dog immediately jumped on a chair, placed one paw
on the pastor's forehead and began to howl.

The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "Oh!! NO!!
He's Pentecostal!"




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No sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. 
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Little Mary was attending a wedding for the first time. As
she sat in the church, she watched the bride slowly approach
the altar. Mary whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride
dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the
happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain,
keeping it simple.

The child thought about this for a moment, then said...
"So why is the groom wearing black?"



» Danxia




Today, July 3, in
1608 The city of Quebec was founded by Samuel de Champlain.
1775 U.S. Gen. George Washington took command of the 
 Continental Army at Cambridge, MA.
1878 John Wise flew the first US dirigible in Lancaster, PA.
1898 During the Spanish American War, a fleet of Spanish 
 ships in Cuba's Santiago Harbor attempted to run a blockade 
 of U.S. naval forces. Nearly all of the Spanish ships were 
 destroyed in the battle that followed.
1903 The first cable across the Pacific Ocean was spliced 
 between Honolulu, Midway, Guam and Manila.
1944 The U.S. First Army opened a general offensive to break 
 out of the hedgerow area of Normandy, France.
1944 During World War II, Soviet forces recaptured Minsk.
1950 U.S. carrier-based planes attacked airfields in the 
 Pyongyang-Chinnampo area of North Korea in the first 
 air-strike of the Korean War.
1954 Food rationing ended in Great Britain almost nine years 
after the end of World War II.
1991 U.S. President George H.W. Bush formally inaugurated the 
 Mount Rushmore National Memorial in South Dakota. 
2013  smiled