FireFox 22 is a dud! 

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Today is Thursday, July 4.
Happy 4th of July!

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Your wheels: Thanks to Cookie for this picture: Hi Webby, Here's Ken's wheels, his "Black Beauty", a 2005 GMC SLT . He likes to make Fard & Doge owners jealous! LOL! TC, Betty
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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. --- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
Late one night I stopped at one of those 24-hour gas station mini-marts to get myself a fresh-brewed cup of coffee. When I picked up the pot, I could not help noticing that the brew was as black as asphalt and just about as thick. "How old is the coffee you have here?" I asked the woman who was standing behind the store counter. She shrugged. "I don't know. I've only been working here two weeks."
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>From Nan While attending college, I worked evenings at a retail store. On slow nights my co-worker Susan would often sing along with the radio while we did paperwork or restocked merchandise. One evening as the manager was leaving, I expressed my concern to him about our safety, being two women working alone at night. "Oh, you'll be fine," he said, waving of his hand. "If you see anybody who looks suspicious, just warn him that Susan knows karaoke."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Bamboo Flute Blanchard, 18, Gainesville, Floriduh Jailed After Stabbing Father In Chest "Because He Wanted To Know What It Would Be Like To Kill Someone" Reported by the Weekly Vice Bamboo Flute Blanchard, an 18-year-old Florida man, has been jailed after he allegedly stabbed his father in the chest because he "wondered what it would be like to kill someone." According to the Alachua County Sheriff's Office, Bamboo Flute and his younger brother were at their residence Tuesday evening when Bamboo Flute picked up a knife and asked his little brother "I wonder what it would be like to kill someone?" Blanchard then walked into his father's bedroom with his younger brother trailing behind, spotted his sleeping father, and then stabbed him in the chest. Emergency responders called to the scene took the 54-year- old victim to a local hospital where he is now in stable condition. The victim refused to give investigators a statement about the stabbing. Bamboo Flute, who has 16 siblings, merely grunted when detectives attempted to question him. Bamboo Flute was booked into jail and charged with attempted premeditated first-degree murder. He will be playing flutes for a while! Tech Support Pits From: Dora Re: Firefox 22 is a dud! Dear Webby Firefox had been consistently good, so I didn't worry when I got the update notice for Firefox 22 today. Don't fall for it! Firefox 22 is a DUD. 1) RoboForm does not show in it. 2) The top mars steal even MORE space than previous versions, something that is simply NOT tolerable with wide monitors. the one you call "Sawed Off Runts". When working with spreadsheets,you need as much vertical space as possible! 3) Web pages look awful with Firefox 22 So, how do I get back to a properly working version of FireFox? Dora Dear Dora 1) Save all your open tabs in an email or a word processor, where they are clickable. Backgrading wipes out all your tabs. 2) Download Firefox 21 3) Close Firefox 4) Use the download to install FireFox 5) Save all open files and reboot the computer Keep in mind that backgrading destroys the list of open tabs. It does not keep them in restorable form like with a crash. That is why you have to save them in an email or doc. However, in Version 21 everything works, and the top is much more compact. I have no idea why they made a bloated Kindergarten Version top, and backgraded my own browser back to #21 too. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Buy Fireworks After the Holiday Last year I went after the 4th when they were having the buy 1 get 2 free sales (yep I typed that right) and stocked up for this year. We already have a bag full of fireworks waiting for us to light up this year! Of course you need to store them in a safe, fireproof place. By Kathy Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
Three small boys were bragging about their fathers. The first boasted that his dad owned a farm. The second said his dad owned a factory. The third boy, a pastor's son, replied, "That's nothin'. My dad owns hell." "No way," another boy scoffed. "How can a man own hell?" "Sure he can," the preacher's son said. "My mom told my grandma that them elders of our church gave it to him last night."
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Thanks to Bill for this story: Each Friday night I drove my wife to the train station so she could go visit her sister who was ill. Ten minutes later, my sister arrived by train so that she could manage our household over the weekend while my wife was gone. On Sundays this procedure worked in reverse with my sister departing by train ten minutes before my wife arrived. One evening after my sister left and while I awaited my wife's arrival, a porter sauntered over. "Mister," he said, "you are sure some man! But one of these days you are goin' to get caught!"
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Today, July 4, in
1776 The amended Declaration of Independence, prepared by 
 Thomas Jefferson, was approved and signed by John Hancock, 
 the President of the Continental Congress in America.
1803 The Louisiana Purchase was announced in newspapers. The 
 property was purchased, by the U.S. from France, was for 
 $15 million (or 3 cents an acre). The "Corps of Discovery," 
 led by Meriwether Lewis and William Clark, began the 
 exploration of the territory on May 14, 1804.
1817 Construction began on the Erie Canal, to connect Lake Erie 
 and the Hudson River.
1845 American writer Henry David Thoreau began his two-year 
 experiment in simple living at Walden Pond, near Concord, MA.
1884 Bullfighting was introduced in the U.S. in Dodge City, KS.
1886 The first rodeo in America was held at Prescott, AZ.
1894 After seizing power, Judge Stanford B. Dole declared 
 Hawaii a republic.
1901 William H. Taft became the American governor of the 
1910 Race riots broke out all over the United States after 
 African-American Jack Johnson knocked out Jim Jeffries in a 
 heavyweight boxing match.
1934 Boxer Joe Louis won his first professional fight.
1934 At Mount Rushmore, George Washington's face was dedicated.
1946 The Philippines achieved full independence for the first time 
 in over four hundred years.
1960 The 50-star U.S. flag made its debut in Philadelphia, PA.
1966 U.S. President Johnson signed the Freedom of Information Act, 
 which went into effect the following year.
1987 Klaus Barbie, the former Gestapo chief known as the 
 "Butcher of Lyon," was convicted by a French court of crimes 
 against humanity and sentenced to life in prison.
1997 The Mars Pathfinder, an unmanned spacecraft, landed on Mars. 
 A rover named Sojourner was deployed to gather data about 
 the surface of the planet.
1997 Ferry service between Manhattan and Staten Island was 
 made free of charge.
2009 North Korea launched seven ballistic missiles into waters 
 off its east coast that defied U.N. resolutions.
2009 The Statue of Liberty's crown reopened to visitors. 
 It had been closed to the public since 2001.
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