How to get rid of Forwarding lines or symbols 

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You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. --- Beverly Sills The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it. --- Patrick Young "Everyone wants to save the earth. Nobody wants to help mom with the dishes" --- P.J. O'Rourke
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I avoid the toilet paper isle.
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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man, replied, "it's Thursday." The third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jennifer Alvarado, 25, El Paso, TX Stabbed Mother 12 Times After Accusing Her Of Being Possessed By The Devil Reported by The Weekly Vice Jennifer Alvarado, a 25-year-old Texas woman, was jailed Thursday after she allegedly stabbed her mother a dozen times because she believed her mother was "possessed by the devil." According to El Paso police, officers were dispatched Tuesday at 9:45 p.m. after neighbors called to report a stabbing. Police arrived on the scene to find Alvarado walking the neighborhood without any clothes on and covered with blood. Responding officers discovered her mother, 56-year-old Barbara Herrera, laying on the ground outside their home. She was covered with blood from 12 stab wounds, according to the arrest affidavit. Investigators say Alvarado used a kitchen knife to stab her mother in the face, breasts, abdomen, back and shoulder areas. Herrera was taken to University Medical Center of El Paso where she is listed in serious but stable condition. Neighbors told police they saw the two women struggling and heard Alvarado shouting that she was going to kill her mother because she was evil and possessed by the devil. Alvarado was booked into the El Paso County Jail and charged with suspicion of attempted murder. Her bond has been set at $200,000. Tech Support Pits From: Janet Re: Line on the side of mail Dear Webby, Love this Newsletter!! Thanks you for all your hard work. So happy someone told me about it. I have a computer question. How do you get rid of the blue or black line that is on the left of an e-mail when forwarded?? Janet Dear Janet The line or > marks on the left side are there on purpose, to show what had been sent to you and differentiate it from what you had added. That is standard with all email programs. If you want to make it look like you had written the stuff that somebody has sent to you, copy it into a new email instead of forwarding, or copy and paste it above the received stuff and then delete the received part. With some email programs you CAN turn that line off. Look in the Help for "Prefix for Original Message when Replying or Forwarding". If you don't want a permanent setting like that, but just strip the forwarding prefix marks >>>> from chain letters and hoax mails, you can use StripMail. You can download it free from my toolbox at Look for this icon: Have FUN! DearWebby
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A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."
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A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Summer Camp. He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella. The counselor asked, "Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?" The kid answered, "Did you ever have a mother?"
Know The Lies

Today, July 8, in
1099 Christian soldiers on the First Crusade march around 
1608 The first French settlement at Quebec was established by 
 Samuel de Champlain.
1663 King Charles II of England granted a charter to 
 Rhode Island.
1693 Uniforms for police in New York City were authorized.
1709 Peter the Great defeated Charles XII at Poltava, in 
 the Ukraine, The Swedish empire was effectively ended.
1755 Britain broke off diplomatic relations with France as 
 their disputes in the New World intensified.
1794 French troops captured Brussels, Belgium.
1815 Louis XVIII returned to Paris after the defeat of 
1865 C.E. Barnes patented the machine gun.
1879 The first ship to use electric lights departed from 
 San Francisco, CA.
1881 Edward Berner, druggist in Two Rivers, WI, poured 
 chocolate syrup onto ice cream in a dish. To that time 
 chocolate syrup had only been used for making ice-cream sodas.
1889 John L. Sullivan defeated Jake Kilrain, in the last 
 championship bare-knuckle fight. The fight lasted 75 rounds.
1950 General Douglas MacArthur was named commander-in-chief of 
 United Nations forces in Korea.
1960 The Soviet Union charged Gary Powers with espionage. He 
 was shot down in a U-2 spy plane.
1963 All Cuban-owned assets in the United States were frozen.
1981 The Solar Challenger became the frist solar-powered airplane 
 to cross the English Channel.
1986 Kurt Waldheim was inaugurated as president of Austria 
 despite controversy over his alleged ties to Nazi war crimes.
1997 NATO invited Poland, Hungary, and the Czech Republic to 
 join the alliance in 1999.
2010 The Solar Impulse completed the first 24-hour flight 
 by a solar powered plane.
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