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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. --- Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992) You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. --- Wayne Gretzky (1961 - )
There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to the baker. One day the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was getting a pound and he found that he was not. This angered him and he took the farmer to court. The judge asked the farmer if he was using any measure. The farmer replied, your Honor, I am primitive. I don't have a proper measure, but I do have a scale." The judge asked, "Then how do you weigh the butter?" The farmer replied "Your Honor, long before the baker started buying butter from me, I have been buying a pound loaf of bread from him. Every day when the baker brings the bread, I put it on the scale and give him the same weight in butter. If anyone is to be blamed, it is the baker."
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"Oh Doctor, My husband thinks he is a chicken." "Oh no - how long has this been going on?" "About a year!" "A year! Why did you wait so long to come see me?" "Well, we need the eggs."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Wanda Lee Ann Podgurski, 60, in jail now Fugitive Tweets 'Catch Me If You Can', Gets Caught Reported by Walter, the Stonecarver A fugitive Manhattan Beach woman, who disappeared after being convicted of disability and insurance fraud in January, tweeted, "Catch me if you can," on June 5. She was caught on July 4. Wanda Lee Ann Podgurski, 60, was apprehended Thursday in Rosarita, Mexico, by the Fugitive Task Force. Her case was turned over to the U.S. Marshals and the Computer and Technology Crime High-Tech Response Team. The tweet is thought to have been directed at San Diego District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis: Podgurski's Twitter account has since been deleted, after having first tweeted out words of congratulations to the D.A.'s Office and U.S. Marshals. The former Amtrak clerk had previously been sentenced in absentia to 20 years in prison after being convicted of collecting over $650,000 in disability and insurance payments from seven insurance companies and one government agency after faking fall injuries, reports the L.A. Times. She claimed she slipped and fell at her home in 2006, which caused her to be severely disabled. Podgurski was also ordered to pay more than $1 million in fines and restitution. While she was "injured" and requiring "in-home care," Podgurski traveled to a number of destinations, including China, the Dominican Republic, New York, Seattle, Boston and Fort Lauderdale. During the two-month trial, she was free on $500,000 bail. She fled after her conviction. Her last known address was in Manhattan Beach, though she had previously lived in various places throughout Southern California, including Encinitas, Fallbrook and Leucadia. U.S. Marshals reportedly did not publicly announce how exactly they tracked down Podgurski, but Dumanis suggested the tweet played a pivotal role in her capture, perhaps thanks to an IP address. Dumanis said of Podgurski, "The defendant in this case was brazen in both the large-scale fraud she committed and the way she mocked the criminal justice system." With a tweet like that, we'd say "mocked" is the perfect word. Podgurski pleaded not guilty Monday to failure to appear while free on bail, according to Fox News. She now faces more than 30 years in prison for her ultimately unsuccessful disappearing act. Her bail money is now due in full, and she will not get bail again, ever. Tech Support Pits From: Walter Re: Typo in Preserve picture file creation date Dear Webby, That should have been CMD not CMS Close, but not quite right. By the way, if somebody thought robocopy or the Windows Resource kit was suspicious and dumped it at one time, they can get it again from ... _tools.htm Walter Dear Walter You are right, that should indeed be CMD Still typing more by feel than sight. If you have to put the Resource Kit into the path, add this line to your bat: path %path%;C:\Program Files\Windows Resource Kits\Tools That should do the trick Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Save Your Packing Material Save all the packing elements from the gifts you got through the mail. The bubble wrap, plastic peanuts, pillows, etc. can easily be re-used. Not to mention padded bags, etc. It's frugal and green, too! By Pamphyila from Los Angeles Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them. "Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'come fly the friendly skies'?" Joe answered the correct airline. "Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?" Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty. "Now John, Tell me who uses the slogan, 'Just do it'?" And John answered, "Mom."
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A new senate page was reporting for duty on Capitol Hill in Washington. The department head who was giving him his instructions said, "And another thing. You must remember the telephone number here. IF you are ever calling in from an outside line you must dial Capitol 4-3121." Then, noticing the puzzled look on the page's face, he said, "What's the matter? You look as though you don't understand." "Oh, nohtin , Senor," the new page said. "I jus donnow how to dial ta capital four!"
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Today, July 15, in
1099 Jerusalem fell to the Crusaders.
1410 Poles and Lithuanians defeated the Teutonic knights at 
 Tannenburg, Prussia.
1789 The electors of Paris set up a "Commune" to live without 
 the authority of the government.
1813 Napoleon Bonaparte's representatives met with the Allies 
 in Prague to discuss peace terms.
1888 "Printers’ Ink" was first sold.
1901 Over 74,000 Pittsburgh steel workers went on strike.
1904 The first Buddhist temple in the U.S. was established 
 in Los Angeles, CA.
1916 In Seattle, WA, Pacific Aero Products was incorporated 
 by William Boeing. The company was later renamed Boeing Co.
1942 The first supply flight from India to China over the 'Hump' 
 was carried to help China's war effort.
1958 Five thousand U.S. Marines landed in Beirut, Lebanon, to 
 protect the pro-Western government. The troops withdrew 
 October 25, 1958.
1965 The spacecraft Mariner IV sent back the first close-up 
 pictures of the planet Mars.
1968 Commercial air travel began between the U.S. and the 
 U.S.S.R., when the first plane, a Soviet Aeroflot jet, landed 
 at Kennedy International Airport in New York.
1987 Taiwan ended thirty-seven years of martial law.
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