How to get rid of Windows log-on prompt 

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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. --- Dean Martin People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. --- Anne Tyler (1941 - ),
Thanks to Lisa for this story: I was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn't sure how the machines operated. "Excuse me." I said to a casino employee. "How does this work?" The worker showed me how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle. "And where does the money come out?" I asked. He smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying, "Usually at the ATM machine down there....."
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A Texan is bragging to his cousin in Montana. "On mah fahrm in Taxas," he drawls, "I can git on mah tractor, ride all daiy long, and still be on mah fahrm by nightfohl." "Yeah", replies his cousin, "I know what you mean. I once used to have a John Deere tractor like that too."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Brittany Harris, 25, West Palm Beach, Floriduh Jailed After Leaving Two Young Children Alone In Parking Lot To Watch Concert Reported by The Weekly Vice Brittany Harris, a 25-year-old Florida bonehead, was jailed Sunday after she left her two young children out in a crowded parking lot while she attended a Lil Wayne concert. According to the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, a deputy was working the Lil Wayne concert at the Cruzan Amphitheater Sunday night when a concert staff member brought him two children (ages 3 and 5) who had been abandoned out in the parking lot by their mother. The staff member told the deputy that the two children were observed alone out in the parking lot for several hours before they were questioned about where their parent(s) might be. Investigators say the children told the staff member and deputies that their mother, identified as Brittany Harris, left them in the parking lot to attend the concert. About 45 minutes later, deputies made contact with Harris in the parking lot as she was leaving the concert. Harris initially told deputies that her cousin brought the children to the concert. She then admitted to bringing the children and then leaving them in the car so she could watch the concert. Harris was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail and charged with two counts of child neglect. Her bond has been set at $6,000. The two children were placed into protective custody. Tech Support Pits From: Tuck Re: Get rid of Windows log-on prompt Dear Webby You have a great newsletter it is the first one I read every day. Keep up the good work. How do I get rid of the log on prompt in Windoze 7? I want to turn the computer on, go make coffee, and expect it to be up and ready for me, when I get back to it. Thanks Tuck Dear Tuck Click on START and paste this into the Search field: netplwiz It will eventually find it and show it highlighted in a search window. You will, after a few seconds, get a screen named USER ACCOUNTS Among other information you see a checkmarked checkbox. by a line about User must enter name and password Take that checkmark off, hit Hit APPLY and OK. That is all there is to it. No problem at all, as long as you know that top secret wizzards spell: netplwiz Have FUN! DearWebby
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Thaks to Mona for this story: Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post. "Don't worry," my husband reassured me. "I'll have him trained in no time." I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained" our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson. The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa.
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone know what we mean by sins of omission?" A small girl replied, "Aren't those the sins we should have committed, but didn't?"
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Today, July 17, in
1212 The Moslems were crushed in the Spanish crusade.
1453 France defeated England at Castillon, France, 
 which ended the 100 Years' War.
1785 France limited the importation of goods from Britain.
1815 Napoleon Bonaparte surrendered to the British at 
 Rochefort, France.
1821 Spain ceded Florida to the U.S.
1866 Authorization was given to build a tunnel beneath 
 the Chicago River. The three-year project cost $512,709.
1898 U.S. troops under General William R. Shafter took 
 Santiago de Cuba during the Spanish-American War.
1917 The British royal family adopted the Windsor name.
1941 Brigadier General Soervell directed Architect G. Edwin 
 Bergstrom to have basic plans and architectural perspectives 
 for an office building that could house 40,000 War Department 
 employees on his desk by the following Monday morning. 
 The building became known as the Pentagon.
1945 U.S. President Truman, Soviet leader Josef Stalin and 
 British Prime Minister Winston S. Churchill began meeting 
 at Potsdam in the final Allied summit of World War II. 
 During the meeting Stalin made the comment that 
 "Hitler had escaped."
1946 Chinese communists opened a drive against the Nationalist 
 army on the Yangtze River.
1960 Francis Gary Powers pled guilty to spying charges in a 
 Moscow court after his U-2 spy plane was shot down over 
 the Soviet Union.
1966 Ho Chi Minh ordered a partial mobilization of North 
 Vietnam forces to defend against American air strikes.
1975 An Apollo spaceship docked with a Soyuz spacecraft 
 in orbit. It was the first link up between the U.S. and 
 Soviet Union.
1997 After 117 years, the Woolworth Corp. closed its 
 last 400 stores.
1998 Biologists reported that they had deciphered the 
 genome (genetic map) of the syphilis bacterium.
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