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Today is Friday, July 19.
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Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real. --- Iris Murdoch (1919 - 1999) Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. --- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
An old nun who was living in a convent next to a Brooklyn construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. She walked up to the group and with a big smile said, "Do you men know Jesus Christ?" They looked at each other and shook their heads. One of the workers looked up into the steelwork and yelled, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?" One of the steelworkers yelled down asking, "Why"? The worker yelled back, "His wife's here with his lunch."
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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old!" Well, you're gonna love this one... I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when I noticed his diploma hanging on the wall. It bore his full name and I suddenly remembered a tall, handsome dark-haired boy with the same name. He had been in my high school class some 40-odd years before and I wondered, "Could he be the same guy I had a secret crush on way back then?" When I got into the treatment room I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was much too old to have been my secret crush... or was he? After he examined my teeth I asked if he had attended Morgan Park High School. "Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang!" He said, gleaming with pride. "When did you graduate?" I asked. "1969. Why do you ask?" he answered. "Well, you were in my class!" I exclaimed. To which the ugly, old, wrinkled jerk replied, "What did you teach?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Kristina Michelle Brown, 23, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer Reported by Moe Convinced that a neighbor spoke to others about her having sex with a cat, an Oklahoma woman allegedly threatened the man with a knife, saying, “Do you wanna die?” Oklahoma City cops arrested Kristina Michelle Brown following her bizarre confrontation Monday afternoon with 72-year-old Elmer Morrison. The 23-year-old Brown was charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon, a felony, and booked into jail, where she is being held in lieu of $5000 bail. According to an Oklahoma City Police Department report, Morrison told a cop that Brown had been standing at the fence between their houses yelling, “Come outside I know you are in there.” With a small pocket knife in hand, Brown then repeatedly asked, “Do you wanna die?” When police questioned Brown, she explained she was upset with Morrison “because of what he did to me.” When a cop asked what he did to her, she replied, “Because everyone knows.” She then said, “I had sex with my cat and everyone knows.” A puzzled cop asked Brown (pictured above) what role Morrison had in the cat sex. She replied that her next-door neighbor had “no connection” to the act, saying that she was “just mad because everyone knows.” Investigators reported that Brown said Morrison “does not know about what she did with the cat, she is just mad at him and wants him to die.” In an interview, Morrison, a retired salesman, was incredulous when told of Brown’s statements to police. “This is news to me,” Morrison said, adding that he had little interaction with Brown, who has lived next to him (along with assorted family members, cats, and dogs) for several years. Morrison said that Brown sometimes appeared “glassy-eyed,” and hung out with a crowd that assembled near a local head shop. Tech Support Pits From: Pennie Re: Resizing pictures in a Forward Dear Webby, Thank you so much for the newsletters coming my way and all the wonderful information. I am curious to know how your health is doing, the last time you told about your eyes, is there any improvement? I hope and pray that it is better. Today I have a question that is bothering -- is there any way that you can re-size pictures in a e-mail, (all different sizes) all at once when you want to forward or do you have to do them one by one? Your answer will be greatly appreciated and I am sure helpful to many people. Pennie Dear Pennie The eye specialist claims there is some improvement with my eyes. He is referring to the macular and the danger of going blind. My ability to see has not improved. If you were close enough, I would probably supplement with my Braille readers '-) Re resizing pictures, if you forward, then you can't change anything. If you want to change stuff, you basically have to recreate the email and resize saved pictures one at a time. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Thanks to David for this story: Lisa, my co-worker at the travel agency, needed to send a letter of apology to a customer whose trip was a complete fiasco from start to finish. I reminded her of a similar situation a year earlier and dug out the letter I'd written then. "All you have to do," I told her, "is to change the details, the date, and the name." She looked it over and smiled wryly. "We won't even need to change the name."
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Thanks to Sandie for this story: Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really!? Like a newborn baby!?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
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Today, July 18, in
1525 The Catholic princes of Germany formed the Dessau 
 League to fight against the Reformation.
1553 Fifteen-year-old Lady Jane Grey was deposed as 
 Queen of England after claiming the crown for nine days. 
 Mary, the daughter of King Henry VIII, was proclaimed Queen.
1788 Prices plunged on the Paris stock market.
1799 The Rosetta Stone, a tablet with hieroglyphic 
 translations into Greek, was found in Egypt.
1848 The Women's Rights Convention took place in Seneca Fall, 
 NY. Bloomers were introduced at the convention.
1870 France declared war on Prussia.
1943 During World War II, more than 150 B-17 and 112 
 B-24 bombers attacked Rome for the first time.
1946 Marilyn Monroe acted in her first screen test.
1975 The Apollo and Soyuz spacecrafts separated after 
 being linked in orbit for two days.
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