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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --- Dr. Seuss When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. --- P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - ) Anyone who has gumption knows what it is, and anyone who hasn't can never know what it is. So there is no need of defining it. --- L. M. Montgomery (1874 - 1942)
Thanks to Cookie for this one: LADY'S MEDICAL During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor. "No! No! Don't remove your panties. Just stick out your tongue!"
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The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand-new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES. The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read: MAIN ENTRANCE.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Miaya Ramirez, 31 and hubby Saint Ramirez, 23 in Gering, Nebraska Couple jailed For Post-Wedding Sex In Park Reported by The Smoking Gun JULY 18--A couple who this week celebrated their wedding by having sex in public view at a Nebraska park will be spending their honeymoon in separate jail cells after they pleaded guilty yesterday to indecent exposure. Police arrested Saint Ramirez, 23, and his bride Miaya, 31, after being summoned to the Oregon Trail Park by a trio of teenagers who reported spotting the duo having sex near “a big pine tree” around 8 PM. When a Gering Police Department officer drove his cruiser up to the tree, he saw “Miaya had her pants off and her buttocks exposed. Miaya was moving in an up and down motion on Saint,” according to a probable cause affidavit. “Saint had his pants pulled down to approximately his ankles,” added Officer Michael Modec. While the patrolman loudly advised them to stop, Saint and Miaya continued to have sex. The pair eventually complied and got dressed, laughing as they put their pants back on. The pair was trysting near a playground and the park swimming pool, and “numerous children” were in the immediate area, Modec reported. Asked by the cop what they were doing, “Saint stated they were having sex and had just gotten married.” The newlyweds, pictured in the above mug shots, were in the park with friends and family, including Miaya’s five-year-old daughter (apparently as part of an al fresco wedding reception). After pleading guilty yesterday to public indecency, a misdemeanor, Mr. and Mrs. Ramirez were each sentenced to 30 days in jail. Tech Support Pits From: Kim Re: Yahoo email problem Dear Webby, i have not received a humor letter for a long time now.... what happened? Kim Dear Kim I can't do more than sending it out to you. Yahoo usually drops it. There is nothing I can do about Yahoo's problems. Just get a respectable address on the side, like a Gmail address, or an address based on your ISP. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Keli was having trouble with her computer. So she called Paul, the eight year old kid next door, over to her jouse. Paul clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, Keli called after him, "So, what was wrong?" And Paul replied, "It was an ID Ten T Error." A puzzled expression ran riot over Keli's face. "An ID Ten T Error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again??" Paul gave her a grin... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID Ten T Error before?" "No," replied Keli. "Write it down," Paul said, "and I think you'll figure it out." She wrote: I D 1 0 T Keli USED TO like the little jerk before that.
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A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady, in her mid eighties. The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "Plese tell me, do I come here often?"
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Today, July 20, in
1801 A 1,235 pound cheese ball was pressed at the farm of 
Elisha Brown, Jr. The ball of cheese was later loaded on a 
horse-driven wagon and presented to U.S. President Thomas 
Jefferson at the White House.
1810 Colombia declared independence from Spain.
1868 Legislation that ordered U.S. tax stamps to be placed 
 on all cigarette packs was passed.
1871 British Columbia joined Confederation as a Canadian 
1881 Sioux Indian leader Sitting Bull, a fugitive since the 
 Battle  of the Little Big Horn, surrendered to federal 
 troops. (Montana)
1908 In the United States, the Sullivan Ordinance bars women 
 from  smoking in public facilities.
1917 The draft lottery in World War I went into operation.
1942 The first detachment of the Women's Army Auxiliary Corps
 began basic training at Fort Des Moines, Iowa.
1944 An attempt by a group of German officials to assassinate
 Hitler failed. The bomb exploded at Hitler's Rastenburg 
 headquarters. Hitler was only wounded.
1944 U.S. President Roosevelt was nominated for an 
 unprecedented fourth term of office at the Democratic 
 National Convention in Chicago.
1969 Apollo 11 astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin E. 
Aldrin, Jr. became the first men to walk on the moon.
1974 Turkish forces invaded Cyprus.
1976 America's Viking I robot spacecraft made a successful 
 landing on Mars.
1982 U.S. President Ronald Reagan pulled the U.S. out of 
 comprehensive test ban negotiations indefinitely.
1985 Treasure hunters began raising $400 million in coins and 
 silver from the Spanish galleon "Nuestra Senora de Atocha." 
 The ship sank in 1622 40 miles of the coast of Key West, FL.
1992 Vaclav Havel, the playwright who led the Velvet Revolution 
 against communism, stepped down as president of Czechoslovakia.
1998 Russia won a $11.2 billion loan from the International 
 Monetary Fund to help avert the devaluation of its currency.
2003 In India, elephants used for commercial work began wearing 
 reflectors to avoid being hit by cars during night work
2013  smiled

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