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Hold a book in your hand and you're a pilgrim at the gates of a new city. --- Anne Michaels Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student. --- George Iles
On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the under- ground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them. "What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?" I joked. "It would go out," he replied very matter-of-factly. "Really?" I asked, surprised to hear that. "Is there a lack of oxygen down there or some safety device that would extinguish it before the fumes ignited?" "No," my co-worker continued. "The force from the explosion would blow out the match."
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The colonel had three Second Lieutenants eligible for promotion. The problem was, he only had one First Lieutenant Slot available. The colonel called the first butter-bar into his office and said, "This is a promotion test. If I was to tell you that I wanted a flag pole erected in front of Post HQ by 1700, what would you do?" The Lt. thought about it for a second, and said, "Sir. I would get a shovel, head for HQ and start digging . . . " "You're not ready to be promoted," the Colonel interrupted. The colonel asked the same question of the next candidate. "Sir," said the next butter-bar, "I would fill out a CE work order, making sure I made provisions for the appropriate environmental study and . . . " "You are definitely not ready to be promoted," the Colonel said. The Colonel asked the question of the final candidate. Without hesitation, the Lieutenant said, "Sir. I would call the First Sergeant, and say, 'Top, I want a @#$#@ flag pole set up in front of HQ by 16:30, standing perfectly straight!" "You're ready to be promoted," the Colonel said.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jaaziah Herrera, 23, St Cloud, Floriduh Cell Phone Salesman Charged With Dragging Woman Into Back Room, Demanding That She Date Him Reported by The Weekly Vice Jaaziah Herrera, a 23-year-old Florida bonehead employed at Metro PCS in St. Cloud, was jailed after he allegedly dragged a customer into a back room and demanded that she start dating him. According to police, a customer was shopping at a Metro PCS store in St. Cloud when an employee, identified as Jaaziah Herrera, suggested that the two of them should date. When the woman turned down Herrera's advances, he reportedly dragged her into a back room at the store and pinned her down so that she was unable to get away. That's when he reportedly told her "Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't want me." The victim reportedly told Herrera "No" several times, explaining that she had a boyfriend and that he would be looking for her. Herrera eventually let the woman go, and she immediately called police. When officers arrived at the store to question Herrera, they found a 5-foot nylon rope in his pocket. Herrera told police that he carried the rope because he had been practicing his knot tying skills. He was booked into the Osceola County Jail and charged with false imprisonment and battery. Tech Support Pits From: Phyllis Re: Confusion with Gmail Dear Webby, Gmail has me completely confused...although being a senior citizen may account for that ,too. They have somehow changed their way of sending out email and when I go to their @Welcome to the new GMail" page, I find no instructions at all. Now I get one or 2 new emails per day, none of which are ones I want. I'm still getting your letter on my alternate email address, but that's not helping for my Gmail. Any ideas? Phyllis Dear Phyllis A lot of people wrote with similar questions or complaints about Gmail. What really frosted a lot of people was that the totally unhelpful edict from the throne was sent by , and they don't know where to complain about the dopey concept. Your address is still in the list and your newsletter is getting sent to you every night. Possibly you got backstabbed with the new wacky tabs, that disorganize your Gmail inbox. Best to take the checkmarks off those thilly tabbies and hope, that sorting by receive date and time will return. They don't seem to have the talent necessary for sorting by column like the good email programs have had for over 20 years, so they are trying to sort emails by category, without really understanding how you take care of your emails. Instead of leaving it sorted by date and time, they shuffle it by category. For example, they put all Linkedin, FaceBook, Twitter, etc. related mails in one bunch at the top, and your electrical bill and mail from your Sweetie and your subscriptions in another bunch somewhere else. If somebody is just a social butterfly and only using Gmail for playing on social networks, that concept MIGHT make sense. For the rest of us, it is a bloody nuisance. Naturally, now most people miss important emails and can't find expected mails and they are cussing about "Blonde Logic" and wondering, what they are smoking at Gmail. Luckily, it is easy to undo the wanky thillyness. Look for the little gear at the right side and pull it down. In there select "Configure Inbox". In there, take the checkmark of all categories except PRIMARY. Save and return to the Inbox. You get back the extra space, that they stole off the top, and the thilly category sorting is gone. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did *I* get the ticket?" "Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man. "Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied. The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch *all* the fish?"
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Today, July 25, in
0326 Emperor Constantine refused to carry out the traditional 
 pagan sacrifices.
1394 Charles VI of France issued a decree for the general 
 expulsion of Jews from France.
1564 Maximillian II became emperor of the Holy Roman Empire.
1587 Japanese strong-man Hideyoshi banned Christianity in 
 Japan and ordered all Christians to leave.
1593 France's King Henry IV converted from Protestantism 
 to Roman Catholicism.
1759 British forces defeated a French army at Fort Niagara 
 in Canada.
1799 Napoleon Bonaparte defeated the Ottomans at 
 Aboukir, Egypt.
1845 China granted Belgium equal trading rights with Britain, 
 France and the United States.
1850 Gold was discovered in the Rogue River in OR.
1854 The paper collar was patented by Walter Hunt.
1866 Ulysses S. Grant was named General of the Army. He was 
 the first American officer to hold the rank.
1871 Seth Wheeler patented perforated wrapping paper.
1907 Korea became a protectorate of Japan.
1909 French aviator Louis Bleriot flew across the English Channel 
 in a monoplane. He traveled from Calais to Dover in 37 minutes. 
 He was the first man to fly across the channel.
1914 Russia declared that it would act to protect Serbian 
 sovereignty.
1924 Greece announced the deportation of 50,000 Armenians.
1941 The U.S. government froze all Japanese and Chinese assets.
1943 Italian Fascist dictator Benito Mussolini was overthrown 
 in a coup.
1946 The U.S. detonated an atomic bomb at Bikini Atoll in the 
Pacific. It was the first underwater test of the device.
1984 Soviet cosmonaut Svetlana Savitskaya became the first 
 woman to walk in space. She was aboard the orbiting space 
 station Salyut 7.
1994 Israel and Jordan formally ended the state of war that 
had existed between them since 1948.
1999 Lance Armstrong won the Tour de France. He was only the 
 second American to win the race.
2010 WikiLeaks leaked to the public more than 90,000 internal 
 reports involving the U.S.-led War in Afghanistan from 2004-2010. 
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