Gmail TABS and Filters 

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Today is Friday, July 26.
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I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. --- Bernard M. Baruch (1870 - 1965) Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. --- W. C. Fields
Three Pastors in the South were having lunch in a diner. One said "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away." Another said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I've even had the place fumigated and they won't go away." The third said, "I baptized all mine, made them members of the church and asked for donations. Haven't seen one back since!"
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A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was no where to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Aaron Little, 37, Seattle, Washington Sex Offender Charged With Peeking Up Woman's Skirt, Groping Her During Church Service Reported by The Weekly Vice Aaron Little, a 37-year-old registered sex offender, was jailed after he allegedly sexually assaulted a woman during Sunday church service. According to police, Little was sitting behind a woman during a 9:30 a.m. church service when he lifted up the back of her skirt and peeked at her underwear when the congregation stood up to sing a hymn. Although the victim didn't realize that Little was getting a gander at her nether regions, several of the woman's relatives did. The woman's relatives frog marched Little to the door and booted him out of service, however, Little ran through another church entrance and sat down next to the woman before her relatives returned to their seats. That's when Little lifted up the woman's skirt a second time and groped her. Several congregation members dog-piled Little and held him until police arrived on the scene. Little was booked into the King County Jail and charged with suspicion of rape. --------- The bonehead needs to have his head examined! Even if she was wearing a poodle skirt, a peek at her undies and a quick grope was most definitely not worth getting tenderized by a herd of relatives and yhrn the cops, and most likely spending 5 - 10 years in jail. Tech Support Pits From: Alice Re: Gmail Tabs and filters Dear Webby, I agree with you, those Gmail Tabbies are a bloody nuisance for anybody, who gets a serious amount of email. Their totally useless edict from their "" frosted my buns too. I sure appreciate it, that you showed me how to get rid of those dumb tabbies. Now I got a Gmail related question, that is probably really easy for you: How do I make a filter, to keep something out of the SPAM? Thanks Alice Dear Alice Click the little bicycle sprocket near the right top and select Settings In there you see a line menu at the top and another one just below the bicycle sprocket. In that second line menu the fifth item from the left is Filters. Click on that, and scroll down to the bottom, There you see a tiny line that says Create a new filter. It is not underlined, but is a link. No, I don't know why they are not competent enough to show links underlined. Maybe they want to confuse people. Hit that not underlined link. That gets you to a very crude filter form, well crude when compard to MailWasher, where you just pull down the options, and where you can use regular expressions like IF - BUT NOT, AND, etc. Enter the information, that you want the filter to use, into that little filter form. Don't let that magnifying glass tempt you into testing your criteria. That has not worked right for years. If you do, your carefully made filter gets trashed. Just tell it to contine. Then you can tell it what to do with found mails. Usually all you use Gmail filters for is to keep good mail OUT of the Spam folder. Gmail is pretty good at recognizing spam, but frequently a bit too eager. Have FUN! DearWebby
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The young suitor was determined to win the heart of the woman he wanted to marry, in spite of her rejection of his proposal. He began what can only be called a "Campaign" and sent her a token of his affection every day for a month to her house. The plan was successful too -- the young lady fell in love with the UPS man.
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The census taker knocked on an old lady's door. He asked her several questions and she answered all of them except one. She refused to tell him her age. "But everyone tells their age to the census taker," he said. "Did Miss Maisy Hill and Miss Daisy Hill tell you their ages?" she asked stubbornly. "Certainly," the census taker replied. Then the lady snapped, "Well, I'm the same age as they are." So, the census taker remarked: OK, I'll put down, "As old as the Hills."
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Today, July 26, in
1775 A postal system was established by the 2nd Continental 
 Congress of the United States. The first Postmaster General 
 was Benjamin Franklin.
1881 Thomas Edison and Patrick Kenny execute a patent 
 application for a facsimile telegraph
1893 Commercial production of the Addressograph started 
 in Chicago, IL.
1907 The Chester was launched. It was the first turbine-
 propelled ship.
1945 Winston Churchill resigned as Britain's prime minister.
1948 U.S. President Truman signed executive orders that 
 prohibited discrimination in the U.S. armed forces and 
 federal employment.
1952 King Farouk I of Egypt abdicated in the wake of a 
 coup led by Gamal Abdel Nasser.
1953 Fidel Castro began his revolt against Fulgencio Batista 
 with an unsuccessful attack on an army barracks in eastern 
 Cuba. Castro eventually ousted Batista six years later.
1956 Egyptian President Gamal Abdel Nasser nationalized 
 the Suez Canal.
1971 Apollo 15 was launched from Cape Kennedy, FL.
1998 AT&T and British Telecommunications PLC announced they 
 were forming a joint venture to combine international 
 operations and develop a new Internet system.
2013  smiled

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