Jittery Moon 

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Today is Saturday, July 27.

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The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. --- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work one day, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two." The husband started glowing with happiness. He kissed his wife and said, "Oh darling, this makes me the happiest person in the world." And she said, "I'm so happy you feel this way. I was worried that you wouldn't like my mother moving in with us."
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A child was on his first visit to the country at his grandparents' ranch and feeding the chickens fascinated him. Early one morning he caught his first glimpse of a peacock strutting in the yard. He rushed into the house, where his grandmother was making breakfast and exclaimed, "Grandma, come and see! One of the chickens is in bloom!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Adam St. Valle, 29, New Port Richey, Floriduh Jailed After Knocking Girlfriend's Teeth Out When She Caught Him Having Sex With Another Woman Reported by The Weekly Vice Adam St. Valle, a 29-year-old Floriduh bonehead, was jailed Friday after he knocked his girlfriend's teeth out because she walked in on him having sex with another woman. According to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office, a woman was attacked by her boyfriend Friday when she walked in and found him having sex with a woman she could only identify by the name "Danielle." Investigators say St. Valle retaliated by repeatedly punching his girlfriend in the face until several of her teeth were knocked out. St. Valle then allegedly held a knife to her throat before deputies arrived on the scene. St. Valle told deputies that the woman injured his penis, however, deputies saw no signs of injury. St. Valle was booked into the Pasco County Jail and charged with aggravated battery. He remains held in lieu of $5,000 bond. St. Valle has a long arrest history in Pasco County which includes multiple arrests for domestic battery, burglary, evading law enforcement and driving on a revoked license. Tech Support Pits From: Elisa Re: Jittery Moon Dear Webby Thanks for the trick for getting rid of the nuisance Category Tabs in Gmail! I tried to take a picture of the red moon in forest fire smoke a while after dark. I used max Zoom, and wound up with TWO overlapping crescents of the moon, as if it was a double exposure. The sharp tips of the crescent are definitely there twice. What causes that? I rested one edge of the camera on the window sill to keep it steady. How do I avoid that problem? Elisa Dear Elisa You shot the picture in VERY dark conditions, not just after dark, but through forest fire smoke. The camera kept the shutter open long to gather enough light to show the moon, maybe 2 - 3 seconds if you have a camera with a large lens, much longer if it has a small lens. During that time you jittered a bit. Next time you try that, nestle the camera into a bag of sugar or sand. That holds the camera much steadier than resting one edge of it on a hard surface. Once you have the shot lined up, hit the self-timer, stand back and don't breathe until it has taken the picture. The less light you have, the more careful you have to be to avoid jitters. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Johnnie's Teacher paid a visit to his house one day. When little Johnny opened the door, she asked "Johnnie, are your father and mother in?" "They was in, but they is out." he answered. The teacher gasped, "Why, Johnnie, it is 'They were in, they are out' Where's your grammar?" "Downtown, but mom and dad are bailing her out."
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Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve.
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Today, July 27, in
1214 At the Battle of Bouvines in France, Philip Augustus of 
 France defeated John of England.
1245 Frederick II was deposed by a council at Lyons after they 
 found him guilty of sacrilege.
1663 The British Parliament passed a second Navigation Act, 
 which required all goods bound for the colonies be sent in 
 British ships from British ports.
1689 Government forces defeated the Scottish Jacobites at the 
 Battle of Killiecrankie.
1777 The Marquis of Lafayette arrived in New England to help 
 the rebellious American colonists fight the British.
1778 The British and French fleets fought to a standoff in 
 the first Battle of Ushant.
1866 Cyrus Field successfully completed the Atlantic Cable. 
 It was an underwater telegraph from North America to Europe.
1909 Orville Wright set a record for the longest airplane flight. 
 He was testing the first Army airplane and kept it in the air 
 for 1 hour 12 minutes and 40 seconds.
1914 British troops invaded the streets of Dublin, Ireland, 
 and began to disarm Irish rebels.
1918 The Socony 200 was launched. It was the first concrete barge 
 and was used to carry oil.
1921 Canadian biochemist Frederick Banting and associates 
 announced the discovery of the hormone insulin.
1940 Bugs Bunny made his official debut in the Warner Bros. 
 animated cartoon "A Wild Hare."
1944 U.S. troops completed the liberation of Guam.
1953 The armistice agreement that ended the Korean War was 
 signed at Panmunjon, Korea.
1955 The Allied occupation of Austria ended.
 I rememeber that! Meat rationing ended too, since we did 
 not have to feed the occupation troops any longer, and all
 school kids got a hotdog. Brass bands played and church bells
 rang, and speeches were made. I don't remember what they 
 were about, but I remember that hotdog!
1964 U.S. President Lyndon Johnson sent an additional 5,000 
 "advisers" to South Vietnam.
1965 In the U.S., the Federal Cigarette Labeling and 
 Advertising Act was signed into law. The law required health 
 warnings on all cigarette packages.
1967 U.S. President Johnson appointed the Kerner Commission to 
 assess the causes of the violence in the wake of urban rioting.
1974 The U.S. Congress asked for impeachment procedures against 
 President Richard Nixon.
1980 The deposed shah of Iran, Muhammad Riza Pahlavi, died in a 
 hospital near Cairo, Egypt.
1993 IBM's new chairman, Louis V. Gerstner, Jr., announced an 
 $8.9 billion plan to cut the company's costs.
1995 The Korean War Veterans Memorial was dedicated in 
 Washington, DC, by U.S. President Clinton and South 
 Korean President Kim Young-sam.
2001 The ribbon cutting ceremony was held for American Airlines 
 Center in Dallas, TX. The event set two new world records, 
 one for the 3 mile long ribbon and one for the 2,000 people 
 who cut it.
2003 It was reported by the BBC (British Broadcasting Corp.) 
 that there was no monster in Loch Ness. The investigation 
 used 600 separate sonar beams and satellite navigation 
 technology to trawl the loch. Reports of sightings of 
 the "Loch Ness Monster" began in the 6th century.
2006 Intel Corp introduced its Core 2 Duo microprocessors.
2013  smiled

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