Computer up on blocks 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Saturday, August 3.

The raspberries are finally ripening. I managed to pick a
nice bowl full, even though the ripest ones went straight 
into my mouth. I filled them into the smallest fake 
Tupperware containers from Glad, about the size of a muffin
and just right for one meal from me. 

Is Tupperware still around? Have not heard about it for
many years.

Have FUN!

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. --- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900) I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her. --- New York City detective
A new convert to Catholicism decided to go to confession to deal with his transgression. In the confessional, he told the priest that he had sinned. "What was your sin, my son?" asked the priest. "I stole some lumber, Father," replied the man. "How much lumber did you steal?" asked the priest. "Father, I built my German Shepherd dog a nice new doghouse." The priest replied, "Well, that's not so bad." The man continued, "Father, I also built myself a 4-car garage." "Well, now, that's a little more serious." "Father, there's more. In addition to the doghouse, the 4-car garage, I also built a 5 bedroom, 4 bath house!" With a pause, the priest finally spoke. "That is a little more serious. I'm afraid you'll have to make a novena." "Father, I'm not sure what a novena is, but if you've got the blueprints, I've got the lumber!"
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A farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. He is asked what he is going to do with all the money. "Oh, I guess the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bills." "And what about the rest?" the reporter asks. Farmer shrugs. "Well, I guess they'll just have to wait"
Thanks to Dianne for sending this picture: Click on the picture for the large version Relics of early Newfies or the aliens, that landed in Newfoundland, where Hagar The Horrible's Great-Grand-Dad landed 1000 years ago?
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Penny Dane, Daytona beach, Floriduh Police Sgt caught playing Internet porno games on the job Reported by Arca Max Penny Dane, a Daytona Beach Police Sergeant, resigned after she admitted posting nude pictures of herself online while on-duty, CBS affiliate WKMG reports. Dane, who worked in law enforcement for approximately 18 years, admitted to accessing and sending sexually explicit pictures as part of an online game called "Red Light Center," the station reports. Chief Mike Chitwood said he was flabbergasted after viewing the nearly 300 photos and videos that Sgt. Dane accessed using her city-owned computers and internet. In all, 177 images were found on Dane's office desktop computer, 97 images were found on the laptop inside her marked patrol car and at least 23 of the pics were of the sergeant herself. "Extremely pornographic in nature, and in several of the photos that we have since discovered, she was in her uniform," said Chief Chitwood. Investigators were reportedly tipped off by Dane herself when she accused another officer of sexual harassment. After a review of her own e-mails, the self-incriminating evidence was discovered. Dane's sexual harassment claims later proved false. Tech Support Pits From: Wes Re: Computer up on blocks Dear Webby, Putting your puter on a brick or some sort of wooden block will lessen the amount of dust that can accumulate around the base. Usually just a couple of inches makes a big difference. Wes Dear Wes Yes, that will help a bit with the bigger dust bunnies. However, it does not get you out of opening the side lid and vacuuming the inside and cleaning the heat sinks. Keep in mind that you have two or more powerful fans sucking unfiltered room air into the computer, getting the impurities deposited inside, and blowing clean hot air out the back. Yes, I know it's a stupid way to do it, and I have never hesitated to say so. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Practical Vases For Flowers The dollar stores have become very handy for me. When I go, I get several plastic (or glass if they have it) vases to keep at home. When I want to take flowers to someone, I purchase them for a reasonable price from either a market or a bulk produce place. I then clean them up, cut down the stems, and put them in one of the vases I purchased. I usually put a bit of water in the vase but not enough to spill when moving. This way, when I give the flowers to the recipient all they need to do is fill with more water and place wherever they choose. This way, they do not need to hunt for something to put the flowers in. I use platters or bowels from the dollar store the same way. This way, I do not have to worry about retrieving the item I brought my food in. By Sharon Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
There was a little old lady from a small town in Arkansas who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her hotel and her suite. She went into the huge cafe and said to the waitress, who took her order for a cup of coffee, that she had never before seen anything as big as the hotel or her suite. "Everything's big in Texas ma'am," said the waitress. The coffee came in the biggest cup the old lady had ever seen. "I told you, ma'am, that everything is big in Texas," said the waitress. On her way back to her suite, the old lady got lost in the vast corridors. She opened the door of a darkened room and fell into an enormous swimming pool. "Please!" she screamed. "Don't flush it!"
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An eighty-three year old woman finished her annual physical examination, whereupon her doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?" "Just a minute; I'll have to ask my husband," she said. She went out to the reception room and said, "Bubba, do we still have intercourse?" Bubba answered impatiently, "If I told you once, I told you a thousand times. We have Blue Cross!"

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Today, Aug 3, in
1492 Christopher Columbus left Palos, Spain with three ships.
 The voyage would lead him to what is now known as the 
 Americas. He reached the Bahamas on October 12.
1900 Firestone Tire & Rubber Co. was founded.
1914 Germany declared war on France. The next day 
 World War I began when Britain declared war on Germany.
1933 The Mickey Mouse Watch was introduced for the price of
1936 The U.S. State Department advised Americans to leave
 Spain due to the Spanish Civil War.
1956 Bedloe's Island had its name changed to Liberty Island.
1958 The Nautilus became the first vessel to cross the North
 Pole underwater. The mission was known as "Operation 
1981 U.S. traffic controllers with PATCO, the Professional 
 Air Traffic Controllers Organization, went on strike. They 
 were fired just as U.S. President Reagan had warned.
1985 Mail service returned to a nudist colony in Paradise 
 Lake, FL. Residents promised that they'd wear clothes or 
 stay out of sight when the mailperson came to deliver.
1988 The Iran-Contra hearings ended. No ties were made 
 between U.S. President Reagan and the Nicaraguan Rebels.
1988 The Soviet Union released Mathias Rust. He had been 
 taken into custody on May 28, 1987 for landing a plane 
 in Moscow's Red Square.
1990 Thousands of Iraqi troops pushed within a few miles 
 of the border of Saudi Arabia. This heightened world 
 concerns that the invasion of Kuwait could spread.
1992 The U.S. Senate voted to restrict and eventually 
 end the testing of nuclear weapons.
1992 Russia and Ukraine agreed to put the Black Sea Fleet 
 under joint command. The agreement was to last for 
 three years.
1995 Eyad Ismoil was flown from Jordan to the U.S. to 
 face charges that he had driven the van that blew up 
 in New York's World Trade Center.
2004 In New York, the Statue of Liberty re-opened to the 
 public. The site had been closed since the terrorist 
 attacks on the U.S. on September 11, 2001.
2004 NASA launched the spacecraft Messenger. The 6 1/2 year
 journey was planned to arrive at the planet Mercury in 
 March 2011.
2009 Bolivia became the first South American country to 
 declare the right of indigenous people to govern 
2013  smiled

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