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The problem with political jokes is they get elected. --- Henry Cate VII "Paris Hilton's private diaries have been stolen. Whoever stole the diaries had access to her bedroom, so it could have been anyone." --- Conan O'Brien Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. --- Robert Benchley
>From Carol My family has a tradition of naming the cruise control on our cars. We were used to hearing my father proclaim, "Take it, Max," as he flipped on the cruise control during long trips in our station wagon. Recently, I was traveling with my parents in their new car when we hit a wide-open expanse of highway. My dad leaned back and said, "I think I'll let Tom drive for a while." "Tom who?" I asked. My mother translated for me: "Tom Cruise, of course."
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, --two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her." The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and calmly said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Brita West, Huntsville Tennessee Bride Becomes Inmate After Attempting To Pass Drugs To Inmate Boyfriend By Hiding Them Inside Her Dentures Reported by The Weekly Vice Brita West, a Huntsville Tennessee woman, was jailed Sunday after she allegedly tried to pass drugs to her inmate boyfriend by hiding them inside her dentures. According to the Scott County Sheriff's Office, West was preparing to get married to her inmate boyfriend at the Huntsville Detention Center Sunday when her status changed from "bride" to "inmate" within a matter of minutes. Investigators say West was being searched in preparation for the jailhouse wedding when a deputy noticed that her dentures kept falling out of place. Upon closer inspection, deputies saw a package inside her mouth that she attempted to hide between her dentures and gum. The package was searched and was later determined to contain methamphetamine and suboxone strips. During a search of West's purse and car, deputies uncovered more meth, several syringes, and a crushed pill. West was booked into the same jail and charged with possession of meth, possession of schedule 3 narcotics and introducing drugs into a detention facility. She remains held in lieu of $25,000 bond. Tech Support Pits From: Marcy Re: Deleting individual cookies Dear Webby; Thank you for the information. Now for the stupid question ~How do I clear just that cookie? I have used a computer for about 7 years, but I really don't have much knowledge of how to do things unless someone tells me. I If you have the time, could you please tell me how to remove just one or two cookies? Thank you~ Marcy Dear Marcy The easiest way to sort out and clean your cookies is with CrapCleaner. In case you are one of the very few subscribers who have not gotten CrapCleaner yet, go to my toolbox at and grab it. It's free! In CrapCleaner go to OPTIONS, COOKIES and drag the keepers (bank, Amazon, Barns&Noble, etc) to the right, and the ones you don't need to the left. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Removing the Squeak from a Squeaky Toy Meal Planning Saves Money It's a chore that I hate, but admittedly, Meal Planning saves me the most grocery money. I use recipe sites to decide dinner for the next week or two, saving the recipes to my Bookmarks. I make enough of one meal to have leftovers for another day at least, saving me electricity and labor to boot. Having staples on hand for breakfast and is easy enough. Cereal, waffles, eggs and frozen sausage make up quickly during the work week for breakfast. And leftovers are effortless lunches which can be packed the night prior. Then I just include some sandwich fixings and my list is complete. Since I've done this for a year now, I know most of my list prior because of staples. Then it's just a matter of sorting through my saved recipes for the rest. By Lakesta C. Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly hussy he's runnin' around with!"
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A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity. He called them into his shop and said, "I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer." He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were on their way. About a month later the little lady came in to his shop. "And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly. "The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?"

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Today, Aug 6, in
1787 The Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia began. 
 The articles of the U.S. Constitution draft were to be 
1806 The Holy Roman Empire went out of existence as Emperor 
 Francis II abdicated.
1825 Bolivia declared independence from Peru.
1914 Austria-Hungary declared war against Russia. Serbia 
 declared war against Germany.
1926 Warner Brothers premiered its Vitaphone system in 
 New York. The movie was "Don Juan," starring John Barrymore.
1945 The American B-29 bomber, known as the Enola Gay, 
 dropped the first atomic bomb on an inhabited area. The 
 bomb named "Little Boy" was dropped over the center of 
 Hiroshima, Japan. An estimated 140,000 people were killed.
1960 Nationalization of U.S. and foreign-owned property 
 in Cuba began.
1962 Jamaica became an independent dominion within the 
 British Commonwealth.
1981 Fire fighters in Indianapolis, IN, answered a false 
 alarm. When they returned to their station it was ablaze 
 due to a grease fire.
1986 William J. Schroeder died. He lived 620 days with the 
 Jarvik-7 manmade heart. He was the world's longest surviving 
 recipient of a permanent artificial heart.
1990 The U.N. Security Council ordered a worldwide trade 
 embargo with Iraq. The embargo was to punish Iraq for 
 invading Kuwait.
1995 Thousands of glowing lanterns were set afloat in rivers 
 in Hiroshima, Japan, on the 50th anniversary of the first 
 atomic bombing.
1996 NASA announced the discovery of evidence of primitive 
 life on Mars. The evidence came in the form of a meteorite 
 that was found in Antarctica. The meteorite was believed 
 to have come from Mars and contained a fossil.
1997 Apple Computer and Microsoft agreed to share technology 
 in a deal giving Microsoft a stake in Apple's survival.
1998 Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky spent 8 1/2 
 hours testifying before a grand jury about her relationship 
 with U.S. President Clinton. 
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