Convert formulas to values in Excel 

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the article: 'Japan has launched the world's first talking 
humanoid robot "astronaut" toward the International Space 
Station. Kirobo  derived from the Japanese words for "hope" 
and "robot"  was among five tons of supplies and machinery 
on a rocket launched Sunday from Tanegashima in southwestern 
Japan, the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency, or JAXA, said. 
The childlike robot was designed to be a companion for 
astronaut Koichi Wakata and will communicate with another 
robot on Earth, according to developers. Wakata is expected 
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1789 The U.S. War Department was established by Congress.
1782 George Washington created the Order of the Purple Heart.
1888 Theophilus Van Kannel received a patent for the 
 revolving door.
1914 Germany invaded France.
1928 The U.S. Treasure Department issued a new bill that 
 was one third smaller than the previous U.S. bills.
1934 The U.S. Court of Appeals upheld a lower court ruling 
 striking down the government's attempt to ban the 
 controversial James Joyce novel "Ulysses."
1942 U.S. forces landed at Guadalcanal, marking the start 
 of the first major allied offensive in the Pacific during 
 World War II.
1947 The balsa wood raft Kon-Tiki, which had carried a 
 six-man crew 4,300 miles across the Pacific Ocean, crashed 
 into a reef in a Polynesian archipelago.
1959 The U.S. launched Explorer 6, which sent back a picture 
 of the Earth.
1960 The Cuban Catholic Church condemned the rise of 
 communism in Cuba. Fidel Castro then banned all religious 
 TV and radio broadcasts.
1974 French stuntman Philippe Petit walked a tightrope strung 
 between the twin towers of New York's World Trade Center.
1976 Scientists in Pasadena, CA, announced that the Viking 1 
 spacecraft had found strong indications of possible life 
 on Mars.
1990 U.S. President George H.W. Bush ordered U.S. troops 
 and warplanes to Saudi Arabia to guard against a possible 
 invasion by Iraq.
2003 Stephen Geppi bought a 1963 G.I. Joe prototype for 
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