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"Thinking is a habit, and like any other habit, it can be changed; it just takes effort and repetition." --- John Eliot
Two rednecks were driving a semi down a road when they came to an overpass. The sign said 10 feet zero inches, so they got out to measure their truck. Unfortunately, the truck was just over 12 feet high. They didn't know what to do, when finally one of them looked both directions and said, "I don't see any cops, let's go for it!"
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A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it would cost fifty dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee. "Hoot mon," he said, "in Scotland it wouldna ha been more than $5." "That might be true," said the travel agent, "but you have to take into account that the Sea of Galilee is water on which our Lord Himself walked." "Well, at $50 an hour for a boat," said the Scotsman, "it's no wonder He walked."
Thanks to ChuckE Click on the picture for the large version I hope you can see this picture I thought I'd send you in case you're looking for something to stick in a newsletter. I shot this this summer when I visited the 1000 Islands. It's been a cool summer up there, but the sunsets are still just as beautiful as always. ChuckE
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Mario Garcia and Domingo Garcia-Hernandez, Chicago, Illinois Robbers Told By Restaurant Owner He is Busy Mario Garcia and Domingo Garcia-Hernandez walked into the busy Chicago Clifton Grill restaurant and flashed what appeared to be a gun. The owner out of concern for his customers told the robbers he was busy and for them to come back in an hour. When they left, he called police who responded and waited for the robbers to return. Both were arrested when they returned an hour later. The gun Garcia-Hernandez was carrying turned out to be a replica MAC-10 shaped water squirt gun. The report did not state, whether it was loaded or not. Tech Support Pits From: Kara Re: Icons too small after update Dear Webby Ever since the last Windows 7 update, the icons are way too small. I can't find any instructions in Help or on the net on how to restore them to a legible size. Can you please help me? Kara Dear Kara Have you ecer noticed this little picture? Click on the desktop Hold down the CTRL key, and roll the mouse scroll wheel away from you. Gently! A quarter turn of the mouse wheel is probably too much. Just turn the wheel back and forth until the icons are in a comfortable size, then let go of the CTRL key. That's all there is to it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Frugal Gift Bags Give the kids a stack of brown paper lunch bags to decorate. Use them for small gifts. Add a ribbon tie, a raffia bow or staple shut and add a stick-on bow and you're good to go! By Linda Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com
Arriving back at the dorm late one evening, my roommate explained that she had gotten lost in the school library. No one was surprised, since the library is large and has a confusing layout. When I asked her how long it took her to find an exit, she admitted she hadn't actually found the exit herself. She'd used an emergency phone to call for help. Puzzled, I asked, "How did your rescuers find you if you didn't know where you were?" "Easy," she said. "I started reading titles of books around me, and they located my position from the card catalogue."
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>From Ed During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I called room service and ordered some soda crackers. When I looked at the charge slip, I was furious. I called room service and raged, "Hey, I know I'm in a luxury hotel, but $11.50 for six crackers borders on the ridiculous!" "The crackers are complimentary," the voice at the other end coolly explained. "I believe, sir, you are complaining about your room number."

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Today, Aug 13, in
1790 The capital city of the U.S. moved to Philadelphia 
 from New York City.
1815 Napoleon began serving his exile when he arrived at 
 the island of St. Helena.
1835 Solyman Merrick patented the wrench.
1859 A hot air balloon was used to carry mail for the first 
 time. John Wise left Lafayette, IN, for New York City with 
 100 letters. He had to land after only 27 miles.
1863 Federal batteries and ships bombarded Fort Sumter in 
 Charleston, SC, harbor during the Civil War.
1896 The Klondike gold rush was set off by George Carmack
 discovering gold on Rabbit Creek in Alaska.
1903 Joseph Pulitzer donated a million dollars to Columbia 
 University. This started the Pulitzer Prizes in his name.
1915 Charles F. Kettering patented the electric automobile
1943 The Allied conquest of Sicily was completed as U.S. 
 and British forces entered Messina.
1945 The nationalists of Indonesia declared their 
 independence from the Netherlands.
1961 The Communist East German government completed the 
 construction of the Berlin Wall.
1977 Florists Transworld Delivery (FTD) reported that 
 in one day the number of orders for flowers to be 
 delivered to Graceland had surpassed the number for any 
 other event in the company's history.
1978 Maxie Anderson, Ben Abruzzo and Larry Newman became 
 the first to land after a successful trans-Atlantic balloon 
 flight. The voyage began in Presque Isle, ME and ended 
 in Miserey, France.
1982 The U.S. Senate approved an immigration bill that 
 granted permanent resident status to illegal aliens who 
 had arrived in the United States before 1977.
1992 Woody Allen admitted to being romantically involved 
 with Soon-Yi Previn. The girl was the adopted daughter 
 of Mia Farrow, Allen's longtime companion.
1998 U.S. President Clinton admitted to having an improper 
 relationship with Monica Lewinsky, a White House intern.
1998 Russia devalued the ruble.
2002 In Santa Rosa, CA, the Charles M. Schulz Museum opened 
 to the public. 
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