File system problem on HP laptop 

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Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled. --- Michael Crichton (1942 - 2008) Like Al Gore's "Consensus of grant seekers" substituting for verifyable science. Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. --- Friedrich Nietzsche
Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that came with it, my brother was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance. "If you got married," teased my dad, "the premium would be much lower." My brother smiled and said, "Dad, that would be like buying an airline just to get free peanuts."
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One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget." They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a story. "Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest my feet. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest damn lion I'd ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this: RRROOAARRR!!! ...........I tell you, I just messed my pants." The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't blame you, I would have messed my pants too if a lion jumped out at me." The old man shook his head and said, "No, no... not back then, just now, when I said RRROOAAARRR!!!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Walter Gafvert, 48, Santa Cruz, California Bonehead caught downloading child porn at police station Reported by Cookie A man arrested on child porn charges was caught downloading even more pornography at the police station. Walter Gafvert, 48, was arrested Wednesday after Santa Cruz police found thousands of illegal images at his home. Police say when they brought him in for questioning they actually caught him downloading more illegal porn onto his smartphone at the police station. Detectives are working to identify those images. Tech Support Pits From: Rita Re: Disk problem on HP Dear Webby, I have a HP laptop with W7..the other day I rebooted my comp..and when it came back on a message came up telling me that it was checking file system file C file is of the discs has to be checked for consistency.. I have no idea what any of that means..After about 1 ˝ hrs.. I shut it off and turned it back on with the same message.. so I kept clicking keys and finally got my desktop to come up.. so the next morning my comp. had nothing but a black screen.. I turned it off and back on with the same message..let it run for over an hr. thinking maybe it might run it’s course.. just seemed like it had frozen clicked again and finally my desktop came back on..I haven’t turned my comp off since them..that was 2 days ago..could I have a corrupted hard drive or could the hard drive be going bad? Laptop is 3 years old..any help would be greatly appreciated…. Have a great day. Rita Dear Rita Before you do anything else, back up all your data onto a separate drive or CDs or upload it onto the net. With data, I mean pictures, documents, spreadsheets, email, any stuff you produced or received. Also back up all program registration codes, in case you have to re-install them. After that, once your data is safe, run a reputable virus scan, like McAfee or Kasperski, not one of the freebie ones, that are not good enough to sell for money, and that you probably already have. Then run SmartPCFixer Hopefully that will straighten out the damaged file system. If it doesn't, you may have to format and re-install Windows. You can try calling HP support, however, it is apparently extremely difficult to get any useful help from them. Try those steps for now, and let me know how it worked out. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Keep Lemon Wedges in the Freezer I wash and dry fresh lemons. Cut them into wedges and de-seed them. Toss them into a freezer proof bag or container. Whenever I need a lemon in my drink, I add the frozen wedges. No need to thaw, use them frozen. If you need lemon for cooking/baking, take the wedges out of freezer and let thaw a bit. By Laura from PA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
Bob had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table. But when it came time to eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. Brown a knife and fork dear?" "I didn't think I needed to," as everyone listened as Joey explained, "I heard Daddy say she always eats like a horse."
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Today, Aug 18, in
1227 The Mongol conqueror Ghengis Khan died.
1587 Virginia Dare became the first child to be born on 
 American soil of English parents. The colony that is now 
 Roanoke Island, NC, mysteriously vanished.
1846 Gen. Stephen W. Kearney and his U.S. forces captured 
 Santa Fe, NM.
1914 The "Proclamation of Neutrality" was issued by U.S. 
 President Woodrow Wilson. It was aimed at keeping the U.S. 
 out of World War I.
1919 The "Anti-Cigarette League of America" was formed 
 in Chicago IL.
1920 Tennessee ratified the 19th Amendment to the U.S. 
 Constitution. The Amendment guaranteed the right of all 
 American women to vote.
1938 The Thousand Islands Bridge was dedicated by U.S. 
 President Franklin D. Roosevelt. The bridge connects 
 the U.S. and Canada.
1940 Canada and the U.S. established a joint defense plan 
 against possible enemy attacks during World War II.
1966 The first pictures of earth taken from moon orbit were 
 sent back to the U.S.
1990 The first shots were fired by the U.S. in the Persian 
 Gulf Crisis when a U.S. frigate fired rounds across the 
 bow of an Iraqi oil tanker.
1991 An unsuccessful coup was attempted in against President 
 Mikhail S. Gorbachev. The Soviet hard-liners were responsible. 
 Gorbechev and his family were effectively imprisoned for 
 three days while vacationing in Crimea.
1997 Beth Ann Hogan became the first coed in the Virginia 
 Military Institute's 158-year history.
1998 Mrs. Field's Original Cookies announced that they would 
 acquire the Great American Cookie Co.
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